HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY TO THE ONE AND ONLY, PEDRO PASCAL! ♡

── .✧ naked (drabble/headcanon)

⟣ masterlist | author's note: unbeliavable that the first thing of that i write AND post here it's just some quick silly headcannon/thoughts off peter horny behavior. 🫠 right now i have too many wips on the queue to finish, so maybe in the future i rewrite this as a oneshot properly! (enter my taglist here)

Peter is the kind of guy who, when reaching the peak of his independence having his own house, and when the summer arrives with its dreadful heat waves, would simply take off his clothes and walk around the house naked. Well, at first he got a little apprehensive of doing that, staying on his nice boxers for a few days - only two - till finally letting his body free as mother nature blessed.

as i will soon gonna post a fanfic, am reblogging this one bc i'm still am so proud about this one!! maybe in the future i write a part 2 or smth.

｡ﾟﾟ･｡･ﾟﾟ。 ﾟ。　 april prompts

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¹⁾ red leather

²⁾ four months

³⁾ a burner phone

⁴⁾ barbed wire

⁵⁾ faded blue jeans

⁶⁾ chamomile tea

⁷⁾ fingerprinting ink

⁸⁾ a pull-down attic ladder

⁹⁾ instant ramen

¹⁰⁾ sergeant

¹¹⁾ a rusted gate

¹²⁾ eighteen minutes

¹³⁾ an unmade bed

¹⁴⁾ a johnny cash cd

¹⁵⁾ striped candy wrappers

¹⁶⁾ a locked drawer

¹⁷⁾ last wednesday

¹⁸⁾ resignation papers

¹⁹⁾ half-burned candles

²⁰⁾ a dry riverbed

²¹⁾ brown sugar cubes

²²⁾ an envelope with a broken seal

²³⁾ a gold lighter

²⁴⁾ full moon

²⁵⁾ freshly turned earth

²⁶⁾ a train platform

²⁷⁾ spearmint gum

²⁸⁾ an overflowing bathtub

²⁹⁾ sand clinging to skin

³⁰⁾ iodine

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

this is my aesthetic:

Tips if u wanna start a tumblr blog:

Ohhhh DOFP quickie you will always be my favourite

Older Peter Maximoff has me feeling some way (Slightly traumatised but he still has a bit of humour) And it isn't spoken enough so I got random headcanons

Author's note: For reference I'm putting him in his late 40's and I headcanon him with stubble

Warning: NSFW

Vanilla Older Peter Maximoff

Older Peter Maximoff is the type of man who slowly perfected his craft when it comes to being romantic. He memorised everything down for you, his mutation aids him with waking up before you so he makes breakfast in bed or goes to your favourite cafe to pick up your favourite order.

Older Peter Maximoff is always making sure that he tells you every day and night, before any mission that he loves you. He learned from Logan that you never know when his last day or your last day comes up as morbid as it sounds. If he can't tell you that he loves you he will zip off somewhere and gets you a one of a kind gift (Sometimes stolen old habits die hard)

Older Peter Maximoff is listening to you when you cry, holding you close instead of his early relationship mistakes of trying to give advice or not fully listen. He will run his hands through your hair and holds you close as he listens to you. He'll wipe the tears that fall from your eyes before kissing the pain away offering help instead of giving unwanted advice.

Older Peter Maximoff is making sure to open up about anything issues he has instead of letting them bottle up. Being vulnerable and presenting his pulpy mushy heart, trusting you to not sink your nails into it and ripping it apart. He trusts you so deeply hence why he slapped a ring on your finger 5 years into the relationship

Older Peter Maximoff is still very funny, pulling little harmless pranks. Shouting loudly that there is a leak in the kitchen, you come running and then see a leek, the vegetable on the counter. His shit eating grin on his face. He will never do the mean pranks on you, he is scared that if he does any of the mean cruel pranks that you would leave him. Prank him though and expect him to die of laughter when he realised he was caught before being buried under kisses

Spicy Older Peter Maximoff

Older Peter Maximoff is the man who begged for hours to have you sit on his face, he doesn't care if you are heavy or light. He will eat you out like a four course meal, making you cum before even having a single thought of getting himself off. He is not going to ruin the mood by his selfish desires of rushing his dick inside unless you ask him.

Older Peter Maximoff has fucked you multiple times while still in his uniform. If you have a uniform expect him to practically open it enough to get a bit backroom freaky with him after a mission.

Older Peter Maximoff still loves your body even when you start showing signs of aging, you are still the rocking hot babe when you guys first met. He knows being able to have sex with you is a privilege that he has earned and it can be taken way if he acts like an asshole

Older Peter Maximoff has gotten more sensual and softer as he knows with age he may be a bottle of endless energy without having the worry about himself but you most likely aren't. He won't jackhammer you like there isn't tomorrow like when he was in his 20's but now he will softly grip your flesh as he looks you in the eyes, going deep and slow. Looking up at you like you are a god/goddess

Older Peter Maximoff is the same goofy young man inside that worships your body, starting from finger tips ending at your neck or starting from your calves to your neck. His light stubble scratching your skin as he peppers your skin with soft kisses followed by praise or soft "I love you"s

OKAY FIRST, I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM, SECOND, IM SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM OLDER 😭😭 THIRD, READING THIS WAS A BLESSING

i'm jumping like a rabbit on the walls ✨️🎉🎉✨️🎉🎉💗💗💗

SEBASTIAN STAN, ANTHONY MACKIE and DANIEL BRÜHL as JAMES "BUCKY" BARNES, SAM WILSON/FALCON and HELMUT ZEMO THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER (2021), dir. KARI SKOGLAND ↳ 1x04 "The Whole World is Watching"

So for years black girls have had to read fanfics where y/n was automatically described as being paled skinned with long flowing hair and blue eyes. We couldn’t relate to it exactly, it excluded us, it ignored us. But we read it cause it was all that was out there. Now when we start writing fanfics for other black girls to feel included and represented, now you all are saying that you ‘‘can’t relate to it” therefore don’t support black writers when we were supporting your work all those years even though you were acting like we don’t exist within these fandoms. 

That’s why my blog is for the culture ALWAYS

It’s incredibly frustrating because I’ll be reading about the characters turning shades of pink and I’m like. I don’t turn pink. Black people don’t blush. If this is suppose to be reader insert why the hell is it saying that? I don’t have blue eyes or flowing hair? The actual heck.

Bruh don’t get me started, we’ve come a long way but why are ppl complaining when we got something to ourselves? Jeez. You have trillions of stuff, let us have our own.

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