Going into this bio exam knowing brown eyes are dominant, blue eyes are submissive, and that punettes are square. Wish me luck!

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RECESSIVE RECESSIVE GENES

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Always been a (more northern) midwestern Jack Abbot truther but hearing the line “death doesn’t leave with the best part of you” really sealed it. Idk. It hit.

slow and painful death to my enemies!

quick and merciful death to my friends!

standard type of death to everyone else

hey I hit a pot hole and it put a god damn hole under the engine that may or may not be fixable but will either cost a good chunk of change or require us to dump a bunch of money on a new car. we just got this one too. no public transit near me, im on a country highway and need a car to get to work, grocery store, etc.

if you want to help out (if you know car shit btw: is this beyond saving) I got

paypal

an Venmo

Trying to buy a house will jokerfy you

Turns out it's not even the ridiculous prices, the interest rates, or the barrier for entry that is needing tens of thousands for a down payment and closing costs. It's also that someone will always have more money to bid than you, and even if you muscle up and decide to go for a fixer upper that's ~75k less than you intended to spend, some landlord or home flipper can walk up with a cash offer and snatch even the shitty houses away from you

I need to impress upon anyone reading this that it isn't just not getting a house. It's that making an offer on a house is generally a no-takesbacksies ordeal, which means every time you even attempt to buy one you have to put yourself in the headspace of committing to a major life upheaval and all the work that's going to go with it. You need to be mentally prepared to take on hundreds of thousands of dollars of debt as well as any additional costs for maintenance and fixes. You've gotta be ready for all that just to ask nicely for them to consider letting you buy the house, then if you don't get it you have to snap back to normal and start the whole process over again.

I'm going to be honest chat the psychological toll this process has been taking on me is something no one prepared me for. It is a miserable affair.

its crazy that mr brightside is one of the best songs ever yet isnt even the best killers song

Getting into a car accident is just like the Wizard of Oz. You’re suddenly thrown into a wild situation with potential casualties and you have to go talk to one of the most powerful people in all the land (insurance guy) to get your stuff back. Usually you’re joined by someone without a brain (a cop), someone without a heart (a cop), and someone without courage (a cop)

that one vocab test question haunts me so i drew it

*touches her botox injection site* promise you’ll stop for me

POV (penis of view)

i hate when i see a video of a horse having fun. horses should be in a perpetual state of torment.

then they already received their wish

Summer outfit inspo

she let me hit because i care for all creatures in the forest great and small

PLEASEKEJSS