(semi-hiatus) Jolly strider

@boobstrider

16-Trillion–Years Young✦ Asks are always open. ✦ he/bro ✦ Knight of Life, Derse ✦ Call me turntech the way I'm a god at this head. ✦

Remember to do your daily clicks.

Hey, I'm Dirk. I'm incredibly autistic about Homestuck, mech. engineering, and I'm pretty good at overly analyzing shit to the point I'll convince you I actually know what's going on.

I'm the World's Biggest SCI-FI fan. <- I have multiple reputable sources for this claim, don't test me. Shoot me an ask if you want to nerd out.

If you want to hear my insane rambles go to #testifiedtext.

Join me in the lush meadow if you like Davekat, Dirkjohn, Dirksol, or t4t Dirkroxy. If you respect my artistic boundaries, maybe you can join the whimsy, too.

That's all. So, yeah.

P.S. This post will be updated a lot. I love the gay people in my phone, XOXO Derrick "Mr.Boob" Strider.
Anonymous asked:

What gives you the idea to name urself like that... 💔

i have no idea honestly. i just thought about it and it clicked unfortunately for everyone.

Anonymous asked:

Derrick "Mr.Boob" Strider do you think dirksprite would be a seagull or a horse. and do you think if we put horse dirksprite with davesprite we'd get a pegasus

Honestly I'm just as conflicted as you because both of the striders have bird themeing... but I think dirksprite being a horse would be a really fun contrast between them. Also you would definitely get a pegasus if you crossed both of them. pegasus stridersprite... wait we're cooking.

I think in lieu of recent events people need to be reminded that you don't need to share an identity with a character to relate to their journey, period. This ESPECIALLY extends to queer characters. It's true that we all have our own unique experiences and it would be unfair to treat us all as a monolith - but there is something to be said that amongst ALL these differences there's still overlap. And that's okay. And that's beautiful. Idgaf if me and june egbert are on completely different ends of the trans spectrum that's my hg and wherever she goes I GO. AMEN HALLELUJAH.

Anonymous asked:

i thought your post said you reblogged shadman, five stages of grief

if that ever happens feel free to take "me" out back and blow my brains out. and i say "me" because if that ever happens i've already been killed and replaced by an evil shadow clone

random Homestuck character: wow I hope some random 16 year old doesn't project their trauma onto me. That's fucked up ive gone through enough.

The humble boob strider:

Sometimes I read shit I said about jade and it makes it seem like I hate evil women. Trust me I don't. I love evil women I think they should hit me

hi sorry for spamming like on ur post... i LOVE boob striders. dirk does not bind. he needs his boobs

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NEVER apologize for spam liking my posts. I love seeing that shit, I'm so glad people can appreciate my (frankly) self indulgent art even if I've been away for a while LOL

Deepest apologies if I catch your notif and start reblogging shit from your blog. I treat my notifs as a discovery page...

🍉 The ceasefire was stopped 🍉

⚠️ don’t ignore my text ⚠️

I am Mahmoud from North Gaza, studying computer engineering. I was working in a programming company during my studies. I got married a day before the war started and I was living in my house with my wife, but because of the war, things changed and I lost my house, my job and my father. 💔

It is very unfortunate and now my family has no breadwinner, so I desperately need your help. My wife is pregnant and we are suffering from famine. My child is my only hope in this world. I am asking you for a small donation so that I can provide food for my pregnant wife, please

✅️UPDATE 17/01/2025✅️

After the ceasefire in Gaza, hope has returned to us once again, giving us the strength to rebuild our lives.

now my wife is five months pregnant. She requires full care, including medications, vitamins, and medical attention.🤰👼

I beg you to help me and save my first child.🫀

My hope is for my child to come into better circumstances than these.

It is incredibly difficult for a child to be born in a tent, in the worst conditions, surrounded by insects and germs.

Please, help me build a new hope for this small family 👨‍👩‍👦

any amount will make difference to us

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