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Hello I hope you are having a good week! I love your blog and anons so much <3 (The Horus feet post lives rent free in my head)

Your hc about Sanguinius having a secret possessive streak activated a neuron in my brain because its been stuck in my head for days and Im completely normal about him I promise :') my request:

His possessiveness rearing its head unexpectedly for the first time. To the point it even surprises him with how grumpy it makes him feel. His lover had only really been around him and his sons since theyd gotten together so he is caught off guard by this sudden anger.

She is meeting a few of his brothers for the first time at some kind of meeting and she laughing and smiling with Vulkan or maybe Fulgrim is being a little TOO friendly with her and Sanguinius just feels this red hot rage rip thru him without warning.

He goes to his lover and tensely bids his brother goodbye and herds her back to their shared quarters for some totally-normal-not-jealous-at-all sex (and a little bitey blood drinking) leaving her a total mess

If this is too specific, grumpy possessive vampire pigeon boyfriend is all I crave. Angry Sangy hits different...

Author's Note: Tried to write this normally and really struggled, so I decided to do a flashback style just to make it easier on me.

Relationships: Sanguinius/Fem!Reader
Warnings: NSFW, Rough sex, Biting, Blood play, Possessive behavior

When you first awoke the feeling of lightheadedness overtook you immediately, and you drifted off asleep again for a short while longer.

After you woke for the second time, you noticed your Angel’s absence and leaned up to look around.

The Red Tear has been Sanguinius’ home for quite awhile now, and this trip back to Terra was well deserved. Even if much was unexpected.

A lot had changed in this time away. You first and foremost. He had left Terra with just his legion, and was now returning with a beloved at his side. It was very clear upon his arrival that this was the most interesting news.

Horus had been the first to greet him, giving him a friendly one armed hug. You had tucked yourself behind Raldoron when Sanguinius had waved for you to come forward, and put his hand on your shoulder. Raldoron stood close watch- on edge with an instinctive protectiveness triggered by your nervousness.

“I would like you to meet someone,”

MUAL ME SWEET BIRD HUSBAND

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Everyone and their dog is like "you can't fuck a primarch. Their dick is too big" and occasionally "being pregnant by a primarch would be dangerous the baby would be too big", buddy bad dragon exists and I'm pretty sure people take those vaginally otherwise anal is an option, and primarchs were small as babies so their kids would likely be born normal sized. Not account for my on worldbuilding. No the real issue is toilets. You're gonna have to have two seperate size of toilets. Competitive shitting set up. Part of the world building of you and your husbando running away is gonna have to be them building a toilet. Otherwise the primarch is gonna have to do an awkward squat over a to them kid sized toilet to take a shit or you're gonna fall into the primarch sized toilet like a toddler. And if you have a kid you need 3. You're gonna have three seperate sets of toilets. You're gonna have one giant toilet with like three seperate "seats" like those you get for babies to stop them from falling into the toilet.

You. You understand real issues here.

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Fulgrim with consorts

Since he's the only primarch who has been married -multiple times, prolly simultaneously- I think it's not unreasonable to imagine him freely enjoying the company of women once he got more power to devote himself to the enjoyment of all things beautiful ,,,

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