Being a Podcast Person™️ is so humiliating because it’s like “sorry for just laughing out loud in public randomly everyone, the 4 adults playing make believe just had a great bit about poultry.”
me, seeing a fic writer I like in the comments of an random fic
The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel
10 times as many Londons as England
30 times as many Parises as France
World capitals, but they’re all in Arkansas.
I actually think Illinois has more world capitals in it but they’re not as funny.
New York ran out of names to take so they just started taking other states
here are some cross-sections of some undersea cables in case anyone wants to know why this is especially funny
and we know this happens regularly
^good tags from @archaicfirehydrants
hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me
y’all really liked this one
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.
oh my god. og my god. the symbolism of it all