Bruce

What... What happened?

Nothing much, don't worry :]

That makes me worry more. Dick what happened.

I told you that nothing bad happened! To you of course-

...you crashed your car didn't you.

Wha- what? Why would you think that way? Why would you think about my car anyway? .....and no I didn't.

Listen I remember very clearly the last conversation we had was you trying to drive while tired.

Well I didn't crash it. Someone made a joke on April fool's and blew up my car. I didn't die, don't worry

Do you need help getting a new car?

Um... Yeah

Alright let me see what you're looking at

What... What happened?

Nothing much, don't worry :]

That makes me worry more. Dick what happened.

I told you that nothing bad happened! To you of course-

...you crashed your car didn't you.

Wha- what? Why would you think that way? Why would you think about my car anyway? .....and no I didn't.

Listen I remember very clearly the last conversation we had was you trying to drive while tired.

Well I didn't crash it. Someone made a joke on April fool's and blew up my car. I didn't die, don't worry

Do you need help getting a new car?

What... What happened?

Nothing much, don't worry :]

That makes me worry more. Dick what happened.

I told you that nothing bad happened! To you of course-

...you crashed your car didn't you.

Wha- what? Why would you think that way? Why would you think about my car anyway? .....and no I didn't.

Listen I remember very clearly the last conversation we had was you trying to drive while tired.

What... What happened?

Nothing much, don't worry :]

That makes me worry more. Dick what happened.

I told you that nothing bad happened! To you of course-

...you crashed your car didn't you.

What... What happened?

Nothing much, don't worry :]

That makes me worry more. Dick what happened.

...I don't speak "meow". But can you show me at least? I have my laptop here so I can scroll and you just...meow.

Not him being thankful for Bruce not being able to talk, not at all. Because he can't ask him why he needs a car.

Bruce stared at him waiting for Dick to set up the computer.

Right... He placed the laptop in front of them with different car buying sites already shown. Okay I have different ones because I don't remember where you were buying cars.

Bruce stares at the screen. He stares for a long moment only to realize he can't read. It becomes alot more obvious that he can't read as the look Bruce held was just pure confusion which is impressive to see on a cat.

You'd think being a human prior to this he'd keep the ability to read but nope.

He took a deep breath after realizing the problem.

Okay yeah..I can figure this out I'm just.. I'll borrow your car, you can't drive now anyway.

Bruce growls at him, not to threaten him or anything but simply because he didn't know if Dick had properly slept since he had last seen him.

He looked away from Bruce, visibly avoiding him because Dick knew what he wanted to know.

Yeah

He quickly answered and closed his laptop.

Bruce plops himself ontp Dick's lap and simply loafs there. No escape.

...I don't speak "meow". But can you show me at least? I have my laptop here so I can scroll and you just...meow.

Not him being thankful for Bruce not being able to talk, not at all. Because he can't ask him why he needs a car.

Bruce stared at him waiting for Dick to set up the computer.

Right... He placed the laptop in front of them with different car buying sites already shown. Okay I have different ones because I don't remember where you were buying cars.

Bruce stares at the screen. He stares for a long moment only to realize he can't read. It becomes alot more obvious that he can't read as the look Bruce held was just pure confusion which is impressive to see on a cat.

You'd think being a human prior to this he'd keep the ability to read but nope.

He took a deep breath after realizing the problem.

Okay yeah..I can figure this out I'm just.. I'll borrow your car, you can't drive now anyway.

Bruce growls at him, not to threaten him or anything but simply because he didn't know if Dick had properly slept since he had last seen him.

...I don't speak "meow". But can you show me at least? I have my laptop here so I can scroll and you just...meow.

Not him being thankful for Bruce not being able to talk, not at all. Because he can't ask him why he needs a car.

Bruce stared at him waiting for Dick to set up the computer.

Right... He placed the laptop in front of them with different car buying sites already shown. Okay I have different ones because I don't remember where you were buying cars.

Bruce stares at the screen. He stares for a long moment only to realize he can't read. It becomes alot more obvious that he can't read as the look Bruce held was just pure confusion which is impressive to see on a cat.

You'd think being a human prior to this he'd keep the ability to read but nope.

Rose didn't speak cat. So she took a tiny step forward to gauge kitty Bruce's reaction.

Bruce continues to stare up at her before wiggling a little bit then launching himself up onto her shoulder with rather impressive accuracy. He then starts purring seemingly content with himself.

Rose is so happy. She gives him scritches under his chin and tells kitty Bruce what a handsome cat he is.

Does she do it in a baby voice? Maybe.

But he's so gosh darn cute, Rose doesn't care.

Oh that gets him to start trilling, showing just how happy he was right now which was rather cute. Perhaps being pampered as a cat isn't too bad despite the temporary language barrier.

Here are some treats, Bruce. Tiny chopped up steak bits. I know you're a cat but I don't think you'd appreciate raw meat.

Bruce sniffs the little pieces of meat curiously. He then looks to Rose then back at the steak pieces unsure if he could actually just have it.

You won't approve of what I'm doing.

There are better ways about getting revenge than spilling blood Jason. But if anyone asks I know nothing. Just stay safe and don't get yourself killed again.

Rose didn't speak cat. So she took a tiny step forward to gauge kitty Bruce's reaction.

Bruce continues to stare up at her before wiggling a little bit then launching himself up onto her shoulder with rather impressive accuracy. He then starts purring seemingly content with himself.

Rose is so happy. She gives him scritches under his chin and tells kitty Bruce what a handsome cat he is.

Does she do it in a baby voice? Maybe.

But he's so gosh darn cute, Rose doesn't care.

Oh that gets him to start trilling, showing just how happy he was right now which was rather cute. Perhaps being pampered as a cat isn't too bad despite the temporary language barrier.

...I don't speak "meow". But can you show me at least? I have my laptop here so I can scroll and you just...meow.

Not him being thankful for Bruce not being able to talk, not at all. Because he can't ask him why he needs a car.

Bruce stared at him waiting for Dick to set up the computer.

Rose didn't speak cat. So she took a tiny step forward to gauge kitty Bruce's reaction.

Bruce continues to stare up at her before wiggling a little bit then launching himself up onto her shoulder with rather impressive accuracy. He then starts purring seemingly content with himself.