I found this in my docs and apparently never posted it.

SOAP

Ruby fiddled with the mechanism of Crescent Rose, trying to pull out a branch that unfortunately got stuck in it. It was always the most annoying part of dealing with a mecha-shift weapon, and she should have been more careful. After ages of trying to pull the foul thing out, she managed to do so. With triumphant laughter, she threw the beast to the ground and stomped on it repeatedly to teach the branch a lesson for hurting her baby. She folded it back into sniper mode and placed it on a stand, heading into the living room. She let herself land onto the couch face first with a groan. Yang took a moment to look up from her scroll before going back to it.

Yang: Tired?

Ruby: Urgh. Yes, that branch was stuck in there. And I have to get some new parts as they are out of date now.

Yang: Are you heading out now?

Ruby let out another groan and shook her head.

Ruby: No, the place I usually get my baby's parts from closes at 7:00. It's 7:14.

Yang: Bummer. Sorry to pile on, but Dad's not coming home on time tonight; he has a lot of work to do.

Ruby: And I don't feel like cooking.

Yang: Me neither. Hey, when Zwei gets back from the Thornbush, we should order from that-

Yang was then interrupted by Zwei kicking the door open with a wide smile on his face.

Zwei: WHAT'S UP, YOU ASS FACE BITCHES! YOU STUPID ASS CUM-SUCKING SLUTS!

Yang suddenly went silent, her mouth becoming a thin line as she slowly turned to stare at her kid brother. Ruby sat up, her mouth agape as she tried to comprehend the AUDACITY Zwei had to say anything like that to his older sister.

Ruby: Yang.

Despite Ruby calling her name, Yang did not turn to look at Ruby, keeping her eyes on Zwei. Her hair slowly started to catch fire, her eyes red as well.

Yang: Yes, Ruby?

Ruby: My ears must not be working correctly. The child, he didn't just refer to us as 'Ass face bitches' and 'Cum-sucking sluts,' did he?

Yang: Hm. No, Ruby, your ears must be working because I heard that too. And what are the chances that both our ears aren't working?

The smile on Zwei's face faltered as it seemed his potty mouth didn't have the intended effect of making his sister laugh like he thought it would. In fact, despite the hot summer day and Yang's hair burning brighter and brighter, it felt oddly cold.

Zwei: U-ummm.

Ruby: Hmmm. Such disrespect and foul language from a child will not be tolerated.

Yang: It will not. Grab him, Ruby, and I'll get the soap.

Zwei: Soap?! Oh no!

Zwei tries to run back outside, but before he could take a step out of the door and use his semblance to boost away, Ruby activates her first turning into a swarm of petals, tripping him. She then turns back into her normal self and grabs him by his ankles, holding him upside down and marches upstairs toward the bathroom. Yang follows as he screams and tries to shake himself from Ruby’s grasp, but her grip on him is too strong.

Ruby: We're gonna wash that filthy mouth out, Zwei.

Zwei: NO WAIT PLEASE I'M SORRY

Yang: Not yet you aren't. We've been too soft on you.

Zwei (scared dog noises)

Qrow comes back to the Xiao Long/Rose household to the sounds of loud screams and sighs. He has a massive hangover and doesn't really feel like dealing with it, but was kicked out of the inn he was staying at due to his semblace breaking the floor, so this is his best option. He steps into the house and walks up the stairs to the sound of the screams.

Qrow: Do you mind keeping it down?

He pauses at the sight of Ruby holding down Zwei as he flails around trying to stop Yang from shoving a bar of soap into his mouth while he screams. All three of them turn to their uncle Qrow, with Zwei mouthing, 'help me!'

Qrow: Wha-

Ruby: He's being punished.

Qrow: Wha-

Yang: He called us a bunch of ass faces and cum sucking sluts.

Qrow simply blinks. He has no idea what on God's earth made Zwei think that was a good idea, given WHO his sisters are, and honestly, the pounding on his head makes him not want to dwell on it. He just lets Yang and Ruby deal with this.

Qrow: Well, just keep it down. I'm gonna sleep on the couch.

Yang: Can do.

Zwei: Uncle Qrow, please don't leave me here!

Qrow: Good night!

Zwei: NO NO NO NO! HELP!

Qrow closes the door on Zwei, leaving the tyke to have his potty mouth scrubbed by his sister. And hopefully, he'll learn a lesson: never curse his sisters out.

WHAT DID HE SAAAAY!? 😂 Yeah Zwei my boy, no one can save you now. You just gotta take your punishment like a man. You did this to yourself.

Leggings

RWBY: *Taking care of a grimm attack*

Blake: Is it me, or does Ruby seem a little... different tonight.

Ruby: *wearing a nice dress, cutting through grimm like nothing*

Yang: She's just in a little bit of a bad mood. It doesn't happen often, but it does happen.

Weiss: I know we were called out here on short notice but...

Ruby: *Cuts through 10 grimm in one swipe*

Weiss: She seems to be more than in a simple bad mood because of it.

Yang: She was probably working on a new weapon or something when they called us.

Grimm: *Takes a swipe at Ruby are tears her legging*

Ruby: ...These were my nice leggings.

Ruby: Jaune was supposed to tear them off me tonight, not you!

Ruby: *Proceeds to throw the grimm into the stratosphere*

Ohhhh… oh that’s why she upset. Oof, hard times when you living the huntress life fr.

Day Out In The City

Rowan: Mooooom, I’m going to be going out!

Ruby: Okay! Just be home before it gets too late! *she shouts from the kitchen*

Rowan: Okay! Love you! *leaves the cottage*

Rowan makes his way through the forest to his destination. He makes it to Patch’s town, space walking through the dirt streets and buildings to arrive at the pier where most trade and transportation are located on the island. Rowan gets on one of the ferries and then pays the toll to ride it to the mainland. The ride from Patch to Vale only took about an hour at most, a long ride but one that was going to be worth it.

Once the ferry is boarding onto the mainland, Rowan makes his way through the docks, walks into the city streets until he finds the destination of which his new friend has chosen for them to meet. He sent a message saying that he is there, then finds someplace to go sit while he waits for his friend to find him.

???: Hey Rowan!

Rowan: *looking up, smiling* Hi Ivy.

Ivy: Kept you waiting didn’t I?

Rowan: Nah, I’m just sitting here, it was a bit of a hike to get here.

Ivy: Hope you’re not too tired, because there’s a lot of places I want to show you today!

Rowan: Can’t wait. *giving a big smile.*

Ivy: First, let’s get something to eat. We can hit the pizzeria next to the Arcade. Hit some games, go explore the city a bit, quick and easy!

Rowan: If you say so. Lead on, city girl.

Ivy: This is at small town boy!

The next following hours, the two friends ate pizza, played games consisting of shooting, racing, and dancing (Ivy was the winner of that one), and then watched the latest action movie Ivy had been begging him to come watch all month. After the film, the two spent talking and rambling on about their thoughts of the film while they walked to the docks. Once arriving, the two friends awaited until it was time for the ferry to depart.

Ivy: I still stand by the fact that the space battle was the most accurate depiction of a Super Wukong that we’ll be seeing for a long time.

Rowan: You mean for a live action film?

Ivy: Yeah, of course. Can’t beat the 2D with live action.

Rowan: *laughs* Well… I guess I got to go now.

Ivy: Yeah, looks like. Well hope you make it home before dark. Don’t want your mom to make you deaf in one ear, ya know?

Rowan: I’ll still be good. But, thanks for today. It’s been fun.

Ivy: *throwing a peace sign* Ditto, now, you better catch your boat, small town.

Rowan: Right! Later, city girl! *waving as he ran to catch his ride*

The two waved each other goodbye until Rowan was far from the pier to open waters. The ride back to Patch didn’t take long, once back to the island port, Rowan made his way back home. Walking through the port, the town, through the trees and forest, until he finds his way back home. Once there he enters home, there he sees his mom, aunt and sister all gathered in the living room. His mother is the first to notice his return and smiles at her son.

Ruby: Well, took you long enough, mister. How did it go.

Rowan: It was good, had a lot of fun. Ivy says hi by the way.

Summer: So, how did your date go bro?~

Rowan: *frowns and then roll his eyes* Sum, it was just us hanging out. No romance was involved here.

Yang: *grabs at her chest and gasps mockingly hurt* My brother’s nephew, you’ve got a heart cold as ice. Playing with the hearts of young maidens.

Ruby: Okay you two, leave the poor boy alone. He’s tired and I’m sure he would like to lie down.

Rowan: Thank you mom, I will do just that. Good night everyone.

Ruby/Yang/Summer: Goodnight/Night twin!

Ruby: Oh, sweetie one more thing!

Rowan: Yeah mom?

Ruby: Hope you had fun with your girlfriend today~ *grinning*

Rowan: *flustered* Ugh! Goodnight everyone!

Ruby/Yang: *laughing*

Rowan drops onto his bed and groans from the teasing of his family that had just inflicted on him. Being the only male in the house subjected him to cruel and unusual punishment in the form of their teasing since he started having girls in his friend group. His attention then went to his scroll after it had sent a notification. He reached for the device, opening the screen, and he sees a message sent to him by the girl he had spent the day with.

“Hope you made it home okay, thanks for coming out to hang. Rest up, small town <3”

Rowan: *smiles, then messages back*

“Had a blast, hope we can hang out again later on! Hit me up whenever, you know where to find me. :]”

A/N: Introducing OC and

Rowan’s friend, Ivy Sustrai-Black (Emercury Kid)

This, this is why I firmly believe any and all Lancaster and Jaded kids would be friends.

True that

Warrior Of The Mind Telemachus

Like the side by side and the short vid. Also props to you being one of the few people I have seen who has drawn Telemachus in a way that makes him look like a 20 something.

Not dishing out of others portrayals but I think it easy to forget that Ody was away for 20 years and Telemachus is around that age. I do still like most art with Telemachus and Athena tho so I liked it a lot!

It's been a hot minute since I posted a picture of a Jaune ship, so I did some Lancaster! This ship is honestly one of my favorites, so I'm surprised it took me this long to do it!

Looks great!

Jaune: 😏

Ruby: 😏

Yang: 😡

Blake: 😂

Weiss: 🤨 (doesn’t get the meaning)

Weiss: 😳 (after she finds out meaning via Blake)

Okay so a fun headcanon I'd like is Ozpin let Jaune into Beacon mainly becuase anyone deserves to try. Hell if your willing to get flung into the Emerald Forest without aura and manage to pass then that might as well be Monty himself intervening for you to get in...

But also, because Jaune is a Arc, and Arcs tend to manifest bullshit semblance. HA! He Was Right Aura Amplification!

Now if only he could get more Arcs to join Beacon, they'd have to have some game changing semblance on hand too right

Honestly it makes sense for Ozpin to know about Jaune’s situation, like even if Ozpin wasn’t a host of a old wizard he would still have been able to tell that Jaune was clearly not prepared for the initiation. But because Jaune had the guts to try and somehow managed to succeed and the bravery he showed I think made Ozpin even more convinced that Jaune deserved a shot at Beacon.

Also I like to imagine he could see the character hidden in Jaune and could see the potential for what he could become.

That or he just likes to troll around with his most promising students. Which is like a 80% possibility.

If the MC in DAO was involved in party bartner

For reference, this is what Elf mage Aravas looks like.

Leliana:I have been wondering why you have that white patch of hair. You aren't that old are you, I believe you are around my age.

Aravas: This was because of an attempt I made to try and telport when I was a kid. Like I was trying to enter the fade, then exit it quickly.

Wynne:I heard someone tell me a young elf boy tried to telport... Maker's breath, that was you?! What were you thinking?! teloprtion with magic is impossible. You could have killed yourself!

Aravas:(deadpan) You're like 11 years too late to lecture me now, Wynne.

I agree with Alistair, Aravas should’ve said something like he could blow up mountains as a child, how could they disprove that he couldn’t?

Jaune: They said it took the might of your dad, your grandfather, and your aunt to get you out.

Ruby: Jaune please stop…

Jaune: We knew we had to act quick into order rescue you.

Ruby: Jaune come on.

Jaune: But there was a problem, for you see the way that you were inside was not safe to get you out the normal way.

Ruby: Jaune…

Jaune: So I brandished my sword, splitting her stomach in two! Then finally we were able to get you out.

Perrault: …Do you cut mommy open to get me out.

Jaune: We did, it was a very difficult process, many call it, a “c-section.”

Ruby: And then you mommy had to get many stitches and your daddy to heal up mommy’s belly so that she could get all better.

Jaune: And that’s how you were born! Any questions? 😄

Perrault: …. 😨

* Perrault is traumatized.

Weiss: I don't know how Pyrrha survives with having that dolt Arc as a partner.

Ruby: Come on Weiss, Jaune might not be the best fighter, but he's a good partner!

Yang: Honestly, he probably wouldn't be the worst partner ever.

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If Jaune was Yang's partner

Yang: How are you doing today, partner?

Jaune: *Cooking some eggs for breakfast* Oh hey Yang, I'm doing pretty egg-cellent this morning.

Yang: *Finger guns* Ehhhhhhh.

Jaune: *Finger guns back* Ehhhhhh.

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Yang: He actually has a sense of humor.

Weiss: Oh please, I can't imagine anything worse than Arc being my partner.

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What if Jaune was Weiss' partner

Jaune: *In the most stereotypically hillbilly accent you can think of* Snow Angel, you are just the pertyiest thing I ever did see.

Jaune: We go together just like dogs and gettin strayed by skunks.

Weiss: *Death Screech*

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Weiss: *Shivers* The horror.

Blake: I don't think it would be that bad.

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What if Jaune was Blake's partner

Jaune: *Jumping around like an excited puppy*

Jaune: Hey Blake! You wanna go play some video games!?

Jaune: Or maybe go down to the cafeteria and get some chicken nuggets and tuna!?

Jaune: Oh both! Both would be super fun!

Jaune: Right Blake!? Right!?

Blake: ...Sure.

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Blake: Less annoying than Yang at least.

Yang: Picking VB over me, Kit-Kat? Hurtful.

Weiss: Why do you even think Arc would make a good partner, Ruby?

Ruby: Uhhhhhhhh

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What if Jaune was Ruby's partner

***CENSORED***

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Ruby: Reasons.

Mm, reasons lol

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

Jaune:Hey Ruby?

Ruby:What’s up?

Jaune:What would it take for a girl like you to go on a date with a guy like me?

Ruby:….Let me see your hands.

Jaune:Okay..?

Ruby:*holds them* Which one feels more comfortable. Right or left?

Jaune:Umm I guess holding your right.

Ruby:*lets go of left* So, where are we going?

Jaune:…*red* Really?

Ruby:*swings arm* I’m thinking tacos.

Jaune:Okay. Let’s go! *starts walking*

Ruby:See? Nothing to it. (I can’t believe I did that. Holy shit….!)

Ruby has leveled up, she is more bold than ever!

More One Piece AU (ft. Rhodes D. Jobber)

Man, this actually made me have sympathy for Cinder in this AU