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I Know Something You Dont

@buckieduckie2 / buckieduckie2.tumblr.com

literally dont know what im doing

okay real question: im assuming that vampires dont have blood because why would they? theyre all undead and immortal, theyre super pale and cold to the touch, and they EAT blood, so if they thirst for blood they obviously dont have their own. also pale and cold, obviously they dont have blood.

so if they dont have blood, do they breathe? do they even need to breathe? cause gonna be honest here chat the only reason u breathe is to keep ur blood good to it can go to all the other organs in ur body and yadayadayada. soooooo. they must not need to breathe

also, what does the anatomy of a vampire look like? like.... are all their organs grey... are they stationary... do they magically disappear? whats goin on in their brain. how do they function. do they have special vampire "blood"? that is really more like a fluid? i wonder.......

idk, someone needs to give me answers NOW.

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see another thing about twilight being written by a woman who grew up in a culture that demonizes female sexuality is that edward being so chaste is the perfect catharsis. in a culture where women are expected to be the ones in charge of stopping sexual advances, she writes a story where the female lead is allowed to feel those feelings to their full intensity without fear of crossing a boundary, because it’s the man who prevents it from going further. bella can cuddle in bed with edward every night, have passionate make out sessions, even try to take her own clothes off and beg for sex. she can just be a horny teenager and rely on edward to, unfailingly, not give in.

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Hey, that's interesting. Kristen Stewart is trending. Wonder what that is about, let's take a look in the- oh fuck. Not to be a bisexual on main but oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Jesus fucking Christ.

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he’s wearing edward cullen press on nails. I repeat, his is wearing edward cullen press on nails

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hey everyone it's been 15 years since twilight. taylor lautner is married to taylor lautner. robert pattinson is a fucking bird. and kristen stewart is doing the dykiest photoshoot imaginable for a rolling stone magazine cover.

my bad chat! havnt been on here in some damn time i hope all my mutuals arent dead..........💀💀💀😭 @l0v3c0r3e are you there................

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