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I recommend checking out this list of links about Palestine either from me or other posts that I think are especially well said.
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oon a chocolate rhubarb brownie recipe
the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"
letting rats fall into the rice pot violates the buddhist concept of nonviolence, ahimsa. and this is one of the more dauntingly advanced cookbooks i've ever seen
ingredients: 1 grain of dust.
step 1 turn the Wheel of Reality within the grain of dust
If we lived in an imagined idyllic age of days gone by, Sony would be running TV ads featuring a guy with frosted tips in a sports car saying shit like "switch 2? Try switching 2 Playstation instead" and he'd drive off and you see his car is full of beautiful women and twinks (it's woke) but they'd never do that these days
"oh why are the boys there why is it woke" I'm projecting cherry-picked pieces of modernity I personally find palatable onto my imagined idyllic past that's what makes it imagined and idyllic dipshit
Butch positivity post for
You are seen, you are loved, and you are no less valid as a butch or as a lesbian.
this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me
tumblr has some competition in the hate mail game
yippieeee~ ahahaha~ yaaaaaaaaay~!⋆｡°✩
via Jeremy Liebman
ACT UP, 1990
i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations
it’s really frustrating to me how poisoned the well has become re: talking about issues of racism in trans communities because so many ppl just need the slightest smallest push/pretense to revert into being completely horrible to trans women and assuming the worst that you can barely even like express annoyance at someone being white in a classically annoying generically white way without risking some motherfucker with “terfs kys” in bio cropping up and being like my god I always knew something was up with her she always gave me the creeps idk she always made me uncomfy glad the truth comes out and we can take her to task. Like there is a nonzero amount of white transfems getting too comfortable with defensiveness around their whiteness and the privilege they do hold but at the same time a lot of it is direct response to transmisogynistic virtue signaling and bad faith bullshit to make acceptable targets like we keep seeing over and over so it’s like I don’t want to give them an inch especially when white transmascs and other nb ppl do the exact same racist shit but without having their gender focused in on to high heaven so it’s like great nobody wins
