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MARSH || HE/HIM || I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND || CHECK MY ABOUT (marshabt.carrd.co) || ICON CRED TO DISTRESSEDMIMIKYU

I joke about “villain-coding” but I just walked into the patch of invasive garlic mustard I have been locked in hopeless battle against for weeks and found half the plants pale and wilting, put my hand on my hip, threw back my head, laughed, and said, “Well, well, well... did somebody get frost damage?!”

Last week I yelled “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO KILL YOU?!” at the honeysuckle I was trying to clear.

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