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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event
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Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.
He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.
I love this website so much
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Keep your messaging simple:
“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”
That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.
- Trump removed bird safety regulations in his first term and now bird flu is killing so many laying hens that eggs are $5 a carton
- Trump removed food safety standards his first term and now we have recalls every few weeks
- Trump cut the subsidies for the solar farms under construction so now electricity costs more
- Trump disbanded the pandemic response team and we now we have bird flu and tuberculosis outbreaks
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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???
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Anonymous asked:
Mr Elvis werent you dead
I got better
Well this is awkward...
Woah mama it's my own specter
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