the healthiest polycule in history

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

and it’s so much worse now

human meat would probably slap in this

i might have just done something great

Cosmic alignment…

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

A friend of mine who shall remain nameless works on a science conference in the US annually that usually gets about 1000 to 2000 international visitors. This year, they've had less than two dozen registrations from outside the US.

chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

i really do think the ideal form of the tumblr gimmick blog is the askblog. no piggybacking off of other people's popularity; no barging into other people's conversations; no funneling unwanted attention to the op of a post you added some gimmicky response to. everyone who interacts with you via sending an ask does so of their own volition, essentially signing a waiver ahead of time. and the amount of asks you get is a pretty good metric for the state of the bit, i.e. if you're not getting as many asks as you used to, that might be your cue to sunset the blog for a little while, instead of trying to force continued relevance by gimmicking harder on the posts of complete strangers. also people LOVE the interpersonal connection of directly asking something in-character like they're an audience participant in a puppet show. also also magic anons. really there's just no better system than an askblog

Don't make me start one.....................

reading about jewish history is depressing bc it’s like this endless cycle of, “we were doing okay for a bit and even managed to partially integrate, but the political climate changed and we’re once again heavily persecuted if not outright murdered. ce la vie!” 

i want gentiles to understand that Diaspora jews are getting squirrely rn bc we’ve been through this before and we can Tell the current period of relative acceptance is ending and we’re in for some shit. 

this is from 2019

do not joke about the advertisements, do not engage with the advertisements in witty fashions, do not, fucking, mention the contents of the advertisements. as soon as an advertisement enters your mind, you kill it, dont care how cute it is, take it out back and shoot it. install adblock, ublock, mute the volume, look away, turn off the monitor, cover your ears, paint over it. evolve your mind, your modality, your instincts, to disregard the stimuli of advertisements before you can even process it. whatever it takes, you do not let them win. and thats an order.

This completely unironically

eric kripke from behind the camera watching jensen and misha do whatever kinda fucked up shit he's gonna make them do on the boys s5

ok so rob and rich reposted this and idk what to do w myself right now

When things get rough I can count on my emotional support Hawkeye to get me through this.

I’ve been on this site too long

i had a vision