TITS OUT FOR DNP

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡

i love it when dan is a complete hypocrite. he’ll say phil has an insane northern childhood because he got caught by the police underage drinking or had a talk in school one time about dogs, but will turn around and drop a story about making it to the finals of a christian puppet competition like it’s nothing. he’ll make 5 graphic sex references in the space of a minute then blush and go “you can’t sAY that!” at phil’s mild innuendo. he’ll wear a tiny mini skirt in front of thousands of people but make phil censor his clavicle. no one is doing it like him

What the bloody hell is this thumbnail?!

I bought a giant Tetris game off TikTok and destroyed our house

what two apples tall next to one apple tall looks like

Phil is impossibly cute today btw. wife hat capybara shirt the cunty shorts. I love you.

me after hitting you in the head with a big soft dice

can somebody run me over with their car pls

them playing this game is giving me so much anxiety. make better choices I beg 😭😭

Not me yelling "in the hole Dan please!!!" with ym whole WINDOW OPEN 😭

ik phil saw the "which tetris piece are dnp" polls

phil when it's dan's turn: you're not allowed to touch anything other than your block

dan when it's phil's turn: step by step guide with annotations in four different languages on how to keep the tower balanced

“you phussy-ed it”

“your cheeks are a weapon of mass destruction, and you need to watch out when you’re in a tight space”

ok !

i would bet this was filmed at like 4am because tell me there wasn’t peak pinof energy here

this zoom during the ad read lowkey had dan and phil crafts energy

hes so gender✨️