are there video games for men

Gas station gas's pump screen

I think we could have given him an even bigger thagomizer if we'd tried.

Maomao and the Moon

I LOVE APOTHECARY DIARIES I WOULD DIE FOR MAOMAO I WOJLD DO ANYTHING FOR HER

The Last Dragonborn wasn't originally born as such, but became one by the blessing of Akatosh during the Incident at the Watchtower. With Akatosh's blessing, their bloodline was changed retroactively to have always been Dragonborn.

It works by the same principle as Talos's blood becoming Divine when it was shed before his apotheosis. By the same principle as the Nerevarine only becoming Nerevarine by passing the trials to prove they were. By the same principle as Cyrus the Restless being able to slay Nahfahlaar because he was the HoonDing, before wielding the Blade of A'tor and thus becoming them (both to his denial and displeasure)

By choosing to take up the mantle, it becomes predestined they always would. Prophecy is just weird like that.

maomao my luv

my biggest jinmao fantasy is them both getting a full night's sleep. no subtext just pure sleep

Maomao <3

JINSHI

does anyone want to hire me to be their evil advisor

i mean normal advisor

Jealous Jinshi letting Maomao know he's jealous in his own Jinshi way

Maomao is back!

(and Jinshi too I guess)

Introducing your new favorite animal of the deep—the wonderful whalefish.

Whalefish live in the inky depths below 3,000 feet called the midnight zone. Their eyes are poorly developed and small—in fact, they lack lenses and are not even capable of forming images. Instead, they rely on a network of sensory pores to feel vibrations in the water and allow the whalefish to detect when predators or prey are near.

Like many deep-sea animals, whalefishes have a brilliant reddish coloration. Red light doesn’t travel far in seawater and can’t penetrate into the deep sea, so anything red appears black. This intense red color helps a whalefish disappear into the darkness to ambush unsuspecting prey or avoid a hungry predator.

Most research on these fishes has been based on specimens collected by deep-water trawl nets. MBARI’s remotely operated vehicles very rarely encounter these obscure fishes. In the more than 30,000 hours of video MBARI’s ROVs have recorded, we’ve logged just 16 observations. But each time we see one, we get a chance to learn more about this remarkable resident of the ocean’s midnight zone.

Maomao, every time she looks at Jinshi:

my favourite part of the apothecary diaries is jinshi freaking out over maomao's impulsive freaky tendencies (but he's lowkey into that)

jinmao in a nutshell:

"you only like jinshi because he's pretty" you are partially INCORRECT 🫵🏻 i like jinshi because he's pretty AND a pathetic loverboy who starts tweaking and pouting when he thinks he has lost maomao from his own action (he did it to himself because he fired her) or to some other guy (there's no other guy, he's just paranoid)

jinshi hitting this pose whenever he's plotting for lihaku's downfall

Jinshi finally realizing his future wife is a cat. We are so back!!

My favourite part about Jinshi and Maomao is that Jinshi thinks that his charms are not enough to work on Maomao while she thinks that Jinshi is so beautiful that he could topple over nations if he wanted.

She said something like "if a woman saw him she would lose her mind and a man would immediately pounce on him"