EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU HAIM 🙂‍↔️

had to go chew some dry wall after this omfg

thank u haim we say in unison

can’t wait to tune in on october 10th to watch netflix fumble drew starkey’s talent for the 4th year in a row 😌

jj: i cut my finger

y/n: oh, come here. i’ll kiss it, so it’ll get better

jj: does that work?

y/n: of course, my mom used to do it all the time when i was little

*a few moments later*

jj: dude, punch me in the face

john b: the fuck?

Me looking at myself in the mirror at 3am after reading smut for 4 hours straight instead of sleeping:

reading a good ass fanfic up until it said something that just makes you want to stop reading

SOMEONE SEDATE ME.

JJ had a million names for you. Ranging from “Cupcake” to “Ketchup bottle”, “Trouble maker” to “Short stack.”

“Sunshine” when you grinned at him first thing in the morning.

“Darling” when he was trying to charm his way out of trouble.

But sweetness? Oh, that was his favorite.

It was effortless, instinctual even, like he didn’t need to think before saying it.

“Need a hand, sweetness?” when he saw you struggling to carry something.

“Watch your step, sweetness.” with a guiding hand on your lower back.

“Damn, sweetness, you’re killin’ me.” with a lazy smirk as he looked up at you from between your thighs.

JJ used sweetness like it was a habit, like it was second nature, stitched into his vocabulary just for you. Like it was the only name that ever really fit you. It rolled off his tongue so naturally, in every situation— casual, teasing, protective, affectionate.

And when you teased him about it, asking why that one stuck, he just grinned, bumping his nose against yours.

“Because you’re the sweetest thing I’ve ever had,” he said, like it was the simplest truth in the world.

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nobody knows how badly i want to FUCK this man— he’s completely taken over my mind and i need him so badly

könig's rugged face between your thighs, squished by the supple skin, the rough hairs of his outgrown stubble scratching, tickling at your legs, soothed by the chapped sensation of his lips trailing over, planting loving, warm kisses and moving them up, his eyes curtained by the lashes, pupils changing their size, as he glances at you.

watching how your lips quirk, corners furling upwards in a little smile, your fingers searching his hair, strands messy, haphazard beneath your touch, as you twirl his locks around your digits, eyes crinkling, forming amused creases around, as his mouth opens, pillow of his lip soft against the sensitive flesh of your thigh, as he scrapes his teeth over, biting down slowly.

a playful nip, a sudden urge to see your reaction, surprised jump of your eyebrows, leg twitching beneath his head, bristled cheek laying right close to the place he bitten, glistening with drool, his sharp teeth showing in a lopsided grin, as you gasp, lips pouting out, cunt throbbing at the sudden, forbidden feeling, making your skin warm.

könig sees the shudder that wriggles beneath your skin, the tensing of your muscles not escaping his sight, how your legs try to clench together, unable because of his face between them, as he noses forward, burying against your clothed mound like a dog, still holding the shaky eye contact with you, your fingers dipping to grip the hair on his nape, tugging, and he hums.

Angel!r x season one Rafe

To everyone else, you’re the sweetest girl on the outer banks- exuding everything he’s not. When you’re helping a hurt animal on the street, nursing it back to health. Or when you would donate a large sum of money to charities simply because you can. Or when you would use your time to volunteer at children’s shelters, helping the poor little pogues on the cut when no one else will.

The two of you are an unlikely, odd, couple. The gossiping old ladies called you the most “unfitting couple in the obx.”

But their words didn’t matter, because you knew you both fit together like glue. You’re his, and he’s yours. It worked.

Behind closed doors, you and Rafe were also the most passionate couple in the obx.

No one knew how Rafe could do anything to you, and you would thank him. No matter how degrading, nasty, or even insane it sounds.

And Rafe wouldn’t hesitate to do any of it.

Shoving a loaded Glock down your throat while you humped his lap like a damn dog, making you run naked in the woods behind his house while he chased you, spitting on your face and smearing it all over, using you while you slept, finger fucking you in public, fucking you in the ass while he held a knife to your throat, the list can go on.

Though of course no one needed to know that side of you. He’d let you keep up the sweet, little, angel girl act for now, and he could keep the rich, coked up, fuckboy act.

The two of you are an unlikely, odd, couple. The gossiping old ladies called you the most “unfitting couple in the obx.” lmfaoooo screaming 😭😭 who asked for their opinion

But their words didn’t matter, because you knew you both fit together like glue. You’re his, and he’s yours. It worked. — their words didnt matter because they're gonna die soon so who cares...(Sorry not sorry)

Shoving a loaded Glock down your throat while you humped his lap like a damn dog, making you run naked in the woods behind his house while he chased you, spitting on your face and smearing it all over, using you while you slept, finger fucking you in public, fucking you in the ass while he held a knife to your throat, the list can go on. — gasping because of the NEED 😌

Though of course no one needed to know that side of you. He’d let you keep up the sweet, little, angel girl act for now, and he could keep the rich, coked up, fuckboy act. — I love this dynamic ‼️✨

jj fingering you faster when you say you’re not about to cum :((

(uhmm i got carried away…oops!)

idea inspired by this (that is a p!link don’t open in public lmao)

warnings; NSFW MDNI 18+, p in v, unprotected sex (NOOO), pussy slapping, thigh and ass slapping but only like once, squirting, creampie, praise kink if you squint, this is filthy, jj says mama multiple times, thats abt it i think bbys :)

pink: jj

purple: reader

red/other: my thoughts and apologies (only happens once lmao)

he has you laid on your back, on his bed. your legs are spread and his fingers are so deep inside of you. you can hear the wet sounds of your cunt fill the room, along with your moans and whimpers. he smirks as he sees the pathetic look on your face, he leans down to speak to you, “you gonna cum, mama?” he says with a smirk as his fingers fingers continue their slow, agonizing pace in and out of your cunt, with his thumb circling your puffy clit.

upon hearing these words, you shake your head, voice trembling. “no…” you say, wanting to last longer but you know you’re about to cum. jjs smirk widens as he speeds up his fingers, them plunging in and out of you with ease due to you being so, fucking, wet.

weird girls texts pt. 2. y’all don’t get how much weird girl!reader is meeeeee 😫😫 liiiiike this my girl this is me ugh. anyway hope you enjoy while i wrap up the next parts to my other other series. weird girl part 1. weird girl part 2. weird girl texts part 1.

she’s sooo me omg!!