he would not fucking say that but it would be funny if he did

There's something about the Kirby plush in the background that really sells this

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

im so srs humans were made for art and friend and food and beddy bye. i mean this

and help each other. humans were made for help each other

Pig!Polites pt2

Odysseus finds the situation just a little funny

im making a queer book for children

let me corrupt them by providing proper education

mwahahhahahahaha

Avatar- The great wave off the Northern Water Tribe Commission, Parody of Hokusai's great wave off Kanagawa

ive been laughing at this picture for hours and i think its because it gives off the impression of the living embodiment of a dril tweet

hope this explains it

it does and I hate it, thank you

important update

They’re huge??????????

That’s……a fucking WOMBAT?!?!

i thought wombats were small. That looks photoshopped!

That’s Patrick! A wombat raised since he was a joey on a wildlife park in Victoria, Aussie, he’s known as both the oldest and biggest wombat we know of!

Most wombats average around 30 to 40 inches, so fat Pat is definitely an outlier. For comparison here’s a more ‘regular’ wombat. 

dynamaxed

it's crazy when gay men are misogynistic because at every high school debate there's a teenage girl fighting for gay rights like she's their personal lawyer

I can't kill myself. I have to be an anti-family transsexual pervert. so other people know they have options in life.

now more than ever!!!! I hate parental rights!!! I hate the christian god's image of man and woman!!!! and I love to goon it sick and depraved immoral style!!!!!!!!

I have to be this way because if not me, then who? you? well, it could be you too. nothing is stopping you. take my paw, we'll get through this together

one day, the patriarchal nuclear family structure as we understand it will no longer dominate our culture as an avenue of abuse. one day, transsexuality will be mundane, common, and rightfully celebrated. one day, the stigmatization of natural human sexuality will fall to the wayside and we'll be free to explore our attractions safely. I don't know if I'll live to see all of this, but I gotta do my best to ensure people know this future is possible. things don't have to be the way that they are now.

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

I think he's waiting idk guys 👁👁

Someone get his boyfriend over here

No surprise there