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chowdah……

@chowderrio

rio | 22 | they/them
little fella enthusiast + sticker artist

you know what if I just stopped making art forever and shoved a vacuum hose up my ass and imploded would that be crazy or what

I'm trying to sleep but my mind says brioche

can't wait to get my driver's license so I can finally be convicted for vehicular manslaughter

I really just came here to escape Amino's stupid little kids and creepy young adult users just to come to tumblr to find the exact same thing but at least people have humor here

reasons why waddle dee > kirby

- kirby literally eats anything like his head is his stomach which is seemingly bottomless??

- waddle dee has no mouth and therefore cannot eat your leftovers that you saved for lunch the next day

- kirby is literally nude ALL the time and has no decency (idk unless you count his shoes? his feet??)

- waddle dee at least wears a bandana sometimes

- kirby has no redeeming qualities and has to steal powers just to be useful

- waddle dee has many skills that he has learned himself like using a spear and flying with an umbrella

kirby also supports genocide and cannibalism and kills anything in his path even if it's docile and yet millions of people love him for his cute exterior and I will not stand for this

I've never been more disappointed in myself than I am right now because I remembered something funny but immediately forgot it and I'm like no come back I wasn't finished laughing

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can't stop thinking about the beta version of the sonic heroes opening where the lead singer sings the song like he only knows the chorus and just mutters the rest of the words

I literally haven't heard this since I was 7 years old and I remember it vividly

can't stop thinking about the beta version of the sonic heroes opening where the lead singer sings the song like he only knows the chorus and just mutters the rest of the words

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