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Coffee Monkey

@citizencoop

Unfortunately related to Michael Scott.

The name's Luke Cooper.

I love cinema. My favorite movies are Citizen Kane and the Boondock Saints.

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Found Michael's camcorder. It's mostly videos of birds. Is this a sign of a serial killer

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h4zelnutz

i HIGHLY doubt michael is a serial killer

It's the ones you doubt the most you need to keep an eye on.

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h4zelnutz

..it’s also michael

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Found Michael's camcorder. It's mostly videos of birds. Is this a sign of a serial killer

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h4zelnutz

i HIGHLY doubt michael is a serial killer

It's the ones you doubt the most you need to keep an eye on.

Fellas is it gay to say I would let Tyler Durden hit

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i’m soooo drunk i wanna make out with u and suck the soul out of u and marry u and have ur kids or whatever. husband. u met me at a very strange time in my life but IDGAF!

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Totally down for alllll of that. I didn't even really care about the whole marriage and kids thing before but now it's a must.

Also- don't do anything crazy alright?

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therealkyspence-deactivated2025

fight club quote spotted

you're a real one

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