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HWAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO JINGHO

istg i mean it in a positive way

IM NEVER EVER GOING TO SHUT UP ABOUT THIS, THIS BETTER NOT TURN OZT TO BE A FUCKING SCAM OR EDIT IM GANNA MALFUNCTIJN HOLY DFUVK

also remembering the time i got stalked by some cult members in 2015 after i rejected their offer hehe

srsly tho the gang/cult problem back home is crazy, my uncle always gets questioned by ppl when he's walking his daughter from home bcs they think hes a mafia or something

he has tattoos all over and well koreans see that as a threat bcs apparently if ur inked ur dangerous and so they stay away from you "out of harms way"

well fuck that cus im getting a tattoo some time this year and no one can stop me 😘

SLAYY LULU STRIKE FEAR INTO UR EVERYONES SOUL

SCARE THEM, MAKE THEM THINKNUR A THREAT SLAY QUEEN

I WAS ONLY THINKING OF LIKE A LITTLE ONE ON MY HAND BUT IT HAS TO BE MEANINGFUL

then i might get an underboob one bcs damn it would look sexc

BOTH OF THOSE HURT BRO

LIKE A LOT

also remembering the time i got stalked by some cult members in 2015 after i rejected their offer hehe

srsly tho the gang/cult problem back home is crazy, my uncle always gets questioned by ppl when he's walking his daughter from home bcs they think hes a mafia or something

he has tattoos all over and well koreans see that as a threat bcs apparently if ur inked ur dangerous and so they stay away from you "out of harms way"

well fuck that cus im getting a tattoo some time this year and no one can stop me 😘

SLAYY LULU STRIKE FEAR INTO UR EVERYONES SOUL

SCARE THEM, MAKE THEM THINKNUR A THREAT SLAY QUEEN

i burnt my fingers and theyre hard tf-

is this normal 😭

my dear, what the fuck have you done 🤨

Why would they be hard tho…

Google says this

NO BECAISE LISTEN UP (@hjsraccoon u too)

I TURNED OFF THE STOVE AND LIKE WE HAVE THIS EXTENSION THING FOR KIKE WHEN WE USE LIKE COFFEE THING RIGHT

my stupid ass goes for that extention thing and GRABS it, and yes i was fully aware that it was hot

no dont ask how, i think i was sleep deprived

My brain can’t comprehend this gibberish so I’ll just go for the multifunctional ‘oh no’ in response

Oh no ! 😦

i technically burnt my fingers by picking up a piece of hot metal

there u go

now goodnight

i burnt my fingers and theyre hard tf-

is this normal 😭

my dear, what the fuck have you done 🤨

Why would they be hard tho…

Google says this

NO BECAISE LISTEN UP (@hjsraccoon u too)

I TURNED OFF THE STOVE AND LIKE WE HAVE THIS EXTENSION THING FOR KIKE WHEN WE USE LIKE COFFEE THING RIGHT

my stupid ass goes for that extention thing and GRABS it, and yes i was fully aware that it was hot

no dont ask how, i think i was sleep deprived

i burnt my fingers and theyre hard tf-

is this normal 😭

my dear, what the fuck have you done 🤨

i'll tell u in the morning i cba rn, too tired

i somehow found the pun very funny help.

i mean, im not complaining, its been a long time since ive had blueberry yoghurt for dessert.

me too, and that's concerning

YOU MEAN YOU WANNA EAT HIS BOY JUICE👁️👁️

it is

NO, he reminds me of blueberries and i hate them , and bcus im in a silly goofy ass mood i wanna eat stuff i dont like 😧

i am a very loyal person to jongho.

you hate blueberry??? blocked.

i belive in your loyalty, but i am a whore

okay no i lied abt the loyalty i just dont want him to beat me up- actually nvm i DO want him to beat me up

i somehow found the pun very funny help.

i mean, im not complaining, its been a long time since ive had blueberry yoghurt for dessert.

me too, and that's concerning

YOU MEAN YOU WANNA EAT HIS BOY JUICE👁️👁️

it is

NO, he reminds me of blueberries and i hate them , and bcus im in a silly goofy ass mood i wanna eat stuff i dont like 😧

i am a very loyal person to jongho.

i somehow found the pun very funny help.

i mean, im not complaining, its been a long time since ive had blueberry yoghurt for dessert.

its so cold my nipples could literally slice a cake in half, but im back 🤪

HI HOW YOU DOIN

oml i nearly FELL down the stairs but im good hbu

don't u dare fall down or else 🤺

i?? do not know what's going on???? anymore??? but im alive? somehow???

me after i wake up