nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

A bird explaining to a hedgehog crossing so it doesn’t die.

!!! ok but that’s legitimately what it’s doing!! That’s a corvid right there (looks like a hooded crow, to be precise), which means it’s intelligent enough to recognize, a) cars are dangerous and streets should be treated with a certain degree of caution, b) this car’s slowing down for them–cars do that sometimes–which means they’re not in imminent danger, so it doesn’t have to fly away just yet, c) that hedgehog’s still gonna get killed if it doesn’t MOVE, FAST (cars can change speed very quickly and the hedgehog’s still in the way), and almost certainly also d) if the bird does nothing it gets a free lunch.

Y’all, Y’ALL. This bird is consciously deciding to put itself in danger in order to save the life of a very stupid creature. A creature which, if the bird did nothing, could be free food. 

i can’t - look if you follow me you know I have a thing for corvids, but this is - like!!! People are always saying “ah yes they have sub-human intelligence and don’t consider anything that isn’t immediately necessary for their own survival/pleasure,” but! Whether or not it can do philosophy, this crow is clearly demonstrating compassion. Even if it’s just the kind of compassion a toddler shows to a snail, a social creature that instinctively recognizes the potential for emotion in other beings, that’s still huge and cool and important and corvids!!! are! neat!!! 

They’re incredibly smart! And kind!!!

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please think about male pregnancy outside of a meme context at least sometimes. idc if you say "I'm gonna get him pregnant" or things like that but male pregnancy is going to become an increasingly serious issue for us trans men/mascs

just. acknowledge that there are men irl who can get pregnant, not always by choice, and how that effects us. because we're going to need it. we already need it

Ok but if trans men are men like yall say then why do some still wanna get pregnant if you’ve transitioned to a man? Wouldn’t that stir up body dysmorphia or something?

everyone is different, for some they don't mind bc they don't see it as conflicting with their gender, other people think it's worth it. there are also going to be people who didn't make the choice and either can't or don't want to get an abortion. there are lots of different possibilities someone might experience and they all deserve to be respected as people just like anyone else, and part of respecting them as a person is respecting their gender and autonomy

But also like, maybe pregnancy isn’t something that is inherent or exclusive to womanhood. Maybe reproduction is not a subject that exclusively concern women. Maybe we have idealized maternal love to a point where we can’t imagine that men can actually love and care and nurture.

Being trans doesn’t stop you from wanting a family nor does it render your ability to create said family void. Which means that even if every trans man didn’t want to have kids, you would still have to normalize pregnant men because accidental pregnancy happens.

I don’t understand this need to enforce this idea where women are the sole authority on reproduction. It is based in patriarchal logic. Stop.

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Why is there no man arching his back with his butt in the air emoji

back in my day we just typed orz to make a little stick figure man doing that (or we would type or2 to give him a dumptruck). And we LIKED it that way!

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