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hey everyone!
this blog is going to be archived from this time forward. this blog will no longer be active.
thank you everyone for your support. and thank you everyone for your understanding🤍 -taylor
Anonymous asked:
I understand where the idea of clones being bad with kids comes from, but they'd probably be p great at taking care of kids? Warped sense of what's normal for sure, but it was p much just young! them, little brother ranging from one year below to infants, and longnecks on Kamino. They've spent a decent chunk of their lives around kids
bro they give kids their first knives once they hit like six or smth and nat-borns FLIP THEIR SHIT but “that’s how old i was when i got my first vibroblade, it’s a big milestone for them”
while growing up, they see their little brothers as anything but a hindrance. a lot of them love being put on cadet duty bc they remember the brothers that had their backs when they were that little and it’s their chance to pay it forward. their sense of family is super fuckin strong and there’s no way to dispute that ever.
the freshly decanted boys barely out of their growth tanks, i will admit that not everyone begins as pros. there are a few that have a natural ability to care for the little bitties while others have to be taught how to nurture them.
Anonymous asked:
Which clones would fail No Nut November immediately and which would stick it out to the end?
so in this hypothetical, they’re in bets among themselves (by command track or battalions, depends) as to who would be able to stick it out. i got far more into this than i thought i would so i’ll add the “read more” later tonight since i typed all this on mobile
would (mostly) succeed:
- wolffe -> he does great unless/until you tease him to his breaking point. if you prod, he breaks the last couple days of november and you don’t leave the bed till december
- fox -> surprisingly succeeds bc normally he wants to bend you over his desk at any given moment, but he does have a competitive streak a klick wide
- rex -> asks you for permission to join the bet and promises a very handsome reward if you take it easy on him
- cody -> has plenty of distractions work-wise but makes sure that you’re not being deprived during the month, gifting you toys and promises of what he’s gonna do when december ends
- dogma -> v dedicated and also does it out of spite bc fives said he couldn’t do it
- crosshair -> knows he’s the only one of ‘99 who can do it (besides tech) and succeeds w even more spite than dogma
- kix -> you and him both edge him just enough to get pleasure but without him cumming. it makes sex much more interesting
- boil -> he just gives off the vibes of being able to succeed & does so while still teasing you relentlessly but not giving you more than his mouth or fingers
- doom -> he tells you abt the bet right before he agrees to it and promises to keep you satisfied thru it. nnn proves to be a big opportunity to test new toys (his fave is the vibrator he rigged to be controlled from his vambrace) and is smug that he’s still able to keep you pleased despite nnn
- boost -> cheats but no one knows he cheats besides the two of you bc he keeps you quiet during so he doesn’t get caught. you get him back on december first by being so obnoxiously loud that there’s no way for him to pretend he didn’t spend the precious night fucking you into oblivion
can’t do it:
- bly -> can’t say no to you the moment you ask him in that voice, feels slightly guilty for not realizing that you would be slightly deprived during nnn
- hardcase -> everything becomes remotely sexual no matter what and if he had hair, he’d be pulling it out of his head. showers are hard and end up being where he breaks, getting out just before to comm you and ask you to join him so he can fuck you instead of his hand
- tup -> he was doing great until you unconsciously back up against him a little too much while spooning & make him cum in his sleep. he wakes up to an orgasm and you feel bad for making him lose, being sure to make it up to him
- fives -> he doesn’t let you be without during nnn but that becomes his downfall bc he ends up rutting into the bed while eating your 🐱 and cumming from you saying his name and your taste
- hunter -> he tells you to not deprive yourself but he realizes real quick his heightened senses can’t handle it. he knows when you’re fresh off an orgasm and the pheromones eventually wear on him till he’s cumming in his blacks
- jesse -> doesn’t believe in it & decides to fuck you all thru november, making sure the both of you are extremely loud just to be a dick to his bros who are participating
- tech -> crosshair wants to win & you wanna get fucked. the two of you conspire to get tech to fail and a little over halfway thru, he falls apart like wet flimsi. you get dicked down and crosshair wins nnn, it’s a victory on all sides
- alpha-17 -> doesn’t see the validity of nnn as a test of resilience (would much rather fast) and pretends he doesn’t notice the glares he gets after fucking you loud and hard the night before
- wrecker -> was actually rutting into you in his sleep and when you woke up to him pressed against your ass, you reminded him of nnn but he didn’t care and fucked you anyway. you came (multiple times) out of it with some nice bruises
Anonymous asked:
it’s a bit of a strange ask i suppose but i love you and i believe you lovelies could make it beautiful so here it is what occupations would the clones find interesting for an SO to have
this one is slightly self-indulgent don’t @ me, but a teacher s/o (specifically with elementary age kids). seeing children get an education in an environment where they’re allowed to mess up (where messing up is encouraged in some situations) is smth they never got bc of the longnecks and decommissioning and such.
macaroni art and painted handprints and recess would be so foreign — almost as foreign as the joyful smiles and laughter of the kids — that if they happened to show up before your lunch break during one of these times, you can bet every toe on your left foot that your clone boy is gonna be pushing kids on swings and becoming another addition to the jungle gym.
seconds after he walks in the door, he’s gonna have papers all but shoved in his face with a “MISTER CLONE SIR LOOK AT MY HANDPRINT!” “LOOK AT MINE!” “MINE TOO!” and he’ll genuinely mean every compliment he gives to the kids. they convince you to get him some paint and paper as well, and he gets a kid-sized chair next to some of the kids and lets them paint his hand before they press it to the paper.
then they rope you into it, having you put your handprint on the other side of his (in what little space is left on the paper) and the kids lose their collective shit when they see the heart made with your touching thumbs and pointer fingers.
Anonymous asked:
do you think the clones are good singers?
temuera morrison can sing so yes (but also you gotta account for differences in speech and minor things, like different sized tonsils or other things)
if you ask them to they 100% will sing you to sleep bc they’re weak for ppl enjoying their voices, it makes them feel more human
jesse, fives, tup (reluctantly) and hardcase are going to gather and make a barbershop quartet
Anonymous asked:
hey it's ya gurl galacticrepublicwarcrimes i just had to block a follower for being under 18 too and i feel like a human monster so yeah RIP us but i mean what're ya gonna do xoxo
it’s a pain when we try our best to keep tumblr a positive space and ppl don’t want to respect our efforts. kudos to you tho babes 💕 you’re not a monster for blocking them at all, don’t feel upset abt it
that hair ask reminds me of a little fantasy I have where my clone bf (at the moment either Rex or Fives, but there are so many good good boys out there that I love) helping me to dye my hair since I've been dying it blue for a while now
oh they’re going to want to help you dye your hair (bonus points if you do it in their battalion’s colors) so often they’re going to keep a very close eye on the roots just for an excuse to dye it with/for you
for those who believe rex is a bottle blond, he’ll be hella experienced and will need minimum instruction. fives on the other hand it would take a while for him to learn but he would love it soooo much that you don’t mind if your skin is blue for a little while if he fools around too much
Anonymous asked:
I'm sure you've done stuff with this before but how would the boys feel about a partner that has long hair, especially if it's the sort of long that's down to the waist? I know they know what hair is but they all, save Tup, have very short to no hair
oh they would be so on board with it, albeit pretty unused to the concept of hair being that long.
the first time they ask to touch your hair it’s very shy and sweet, shifting from one foot to the other and their eyes cast to their feet. you giving your permission results in their eyes lighting up and gloves coming off, fingers delicately running over it before becoming more confident in the contact. their hands will venture from petting from the middle to the ends and closer to the scalp and down. it’s an adventure to them, memorizing the way it feels under his fingers and relishing in the way you seem so peaceful while he takes his time.
they’re going to find every excuse ever to touch your hair after that. they’ll want to brush it for you, learn all sorts of braids and twists and things to style it, when you shower with them they’ll want to wash it for you (after extensive instruction from you as to how to do it if need be), and more. they’re going to keep up with what products you use and how & when you’re going to need more. they just wanna help you take care of smth they love (you and your hair)
so i took a few days off for the sake of my health and i have a plan: i’m gonna slowly ease myself back into tumblr. with the help of my wonderful support system and fabulous friends, i’m able to finally put my own health first.
i’m happy to be back!! i love all of you and i hope you’re all doing great 💕💕
i didn’t think this would ever need to be said but alas, i’m compelled to reiterate a very important point in case someone else missed the memo:
THIS ACCOUNT POSTS NSFW CONTENT AND HAS HAD “18+” IN THE BIO EVER SINCE ITS CREATION FOR THIS VERY REASON. IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE, LEAVE THIS BLOG IMMEDIATELY.
and as for the sudden purge of content: my apologies to the senders of the asks being deleted but i cannot leave them up and be able to sleep at night. i hope you will forgive me if smth you sent is now gone, it hurts me bc y’all have been so supportive of this blog and i love you all.
now back to your previously scheduled hiatus (i’ll be back soon, i promise!! i’ve just gotta focus on me for a while and better my health).
— with love, vodka aunt
Idk about anyone else but the thought of seeing these big strong tough soldiers become just mush from being pet or shapes being drawn on their skin. Imagine giving one of the boy like a diy spa day, like a face mask, massage, the cucumbers over their eyes, sweetly caressing their face and they kinda just let you and melt into you
those boys deserved to be pampered and loved and absolutely doted on like the absolute kings they are
but several of them are gonna be little shits and eat the cucumbers that are supposed to go on their eyes (cough cough HARDCASE cough). i bet you my left foot that wolfpack boys (wolffe, boost, sinker, comet, wildfire) will fuckin whimper and nuzzle into your hand like a puppy when you’re caressing their face
I know the clones are all hardwired to be Dad and all that jazz but as someone who doesn't want kids I have to ask, which clones would be ok with or even prefer a partner who doesn't want kids/a childless relationship?
let’s face it, children are intense & highkey stressful. with this in mind, there are a few that i think would be more than happy to not have a mini-them running around (this isn’t to say they wouldn’t be good with hypothetical children, just that they’re down for whatever you’re okay with and won’t push for kids. children, no children, as long as they have you they’re good)
- cody, for starters — idk why but he was the first one i thought of
- slick
- jesse
- fives
- echo (post-skako) (pre-citadel echo might actually want them tho)
- hevy
- dogma
- tech
- crosshair
- hunter
- doom
- gree
- sinker
- bacara
- colt
- thire
- edit: alpha-17
there would be a day where you may think about the idea of your boo wanting a kid and you not, thus resulting in a lot of anxiety and possible crying. they’d immediately worry and try to get to the bottom of why you’re upset and are shocked when you tell them “i’m scared you’ll leave me because i don’t want children”
their love for you wouldn’t be changed by the fact you don’t want to adopt/push a whole ass other human out of your body (honestly the biological process frightened a few of them). they love you, not a hypothetical other person that won’t ever exist or be in your lives without consent of both parties.
Anonymous asked:
If you haven't done any, could we possibly get some Alpha-17 relationship HCs? I am weAK™ for this goddam man. If you have though, maybe some ideas about him and a pregnant S/O? I know he's very grumpy and all, but I'm curious how he'd take/deal with it?
i’m ashamed we have done almost nothing for him and i will rectify that egregious error immediately i love this man and will continue to do so for a long ass time -jj