watch farscape (for free) (on many platforms)

have u guys ever thought abt how zoroluffy is just sciles but more or is this a post for me and zoe only

thinking about the time i saw some cool butch4femme art and was about to reblog it when i checked op's tags and they read #genderbend #wincest

tumblr users would never survive in the real world

sam and dean are doing lesbian incest in the real world?

I am so. So hungry but staying with my dad's cousin who told her husband/me that dinner will be at 8pm and if I wanted some. I said sure! It is now 8:30 and i keep trying to find a good time to go 🙂 how can I help? Except they're in the other room on a call

BTW I love family beef. and not literal beef altho she did finally make beef braised noodles, but like, blood grudges and stuff

?????? rich people are losing it

to be clear, yes i would also do some of this if i had the money. im experiencing blinding envy over the dr pepper mirror dimension.

Finally a rich person actually using all that money for something fun

Ugh, chuuni tropes are so annoying. People will assume that just because you have a cursed eye that gives you powers suddenly you’re going to act like a middle schooler playing pretend. I have a cursed eye that gives me powers and that couldn’t be further from the truth! When it flares up you won’t see me falling to my knees clutching my eye and yelling about how it’s out of my control. New friends always remark at how casual I am in dealing with the eye and it’s dark powers, but they don’t seem to realize that if you have a cursed eye you live your whole life like that, after a certain point it’s just normal to you.

oh so the Yankees made their bats thicker and hit 20 runs bc of it and the league is just like yeah they're allowed to do that?? this whole time apparently it's been perfectly legal to just change the bats to make it easier and no one tried it until right now?? 150 years this sport has been around and suddenly someone had a bright idea??

look at this shit man

The baseball meta build has changed from DEX to STR. We're about to start seeing people hitting home runs with the guts greatsword and the brick hammer. Showing up to the league lookin like this:

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence

Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh

It's true but it's also funnier knowing the storyboarders were usually just making Finn say fuck

this is math

i have spent years rewatching all 10 seasons and recording every expletive i hear in adventure time:

well you heard her. she’s butch!

blissfully unaware of any UI changes because the evil skull protects me

another win for the evil skull

how it feels to be in your 20s and getting sent TikTok videos from your friends but you don’t have a TikTok and it just redirects you to the Apple download page for it.

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

typa shit i'm on

please clap

hi my dolls...i'm selling these for $15 each print to raise funds for my surgery recovery! lmk if u want one!! ~

i also have lots of different colored and types if paper so lmk if ur interested in diff kitty versions!!

venmo/paypal/cashapp all @ stdawns !