Cryptotheis

oh youre bisexial? name two of every thing

god said this to noah

Me as I fall into the void:

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Inconsequential post. The blood plague claims you

‘The Chess Players’ - Jacques Clément Wagrez

me & my three girlfriends (I am a peacock) & yes, they smoke weed

influencers...? influence yourself

#marcus aurelius #stoicism #self-control #emotional management #cbt #mental health

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

this counts as a spell

Sigourney Weavers boneless double for the “Alien” Series.

*Walks up to you at a bus stop and does this to your face*

Good for him

That man’s a wizard

angel with pronouns be like "he/hymn"

DON'T be FUNNIER THAN ME

This is my favorite human pet guy quote. Definitely one for the hall of fame.

If someone trapped my son in an enchanted mirror I wouldn't even be mad

He deserved it. A parent knows.

im going to lose my mind why is he doing the fucking pose

i asked my bf if he ran a bar what kind of bar would he have and he said “jungle themed bar. with trees and a dirt floor” i asked what kind of animals he’d have at the jungle bar and he said “the ant with the worlds most painful bite.”

your boyfriend has the potential to be a wizard.

This has absolutely no right going off as hard as it does

this counts as a spell

Unmute !

this counts as a spell

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cum wizard