Have some baby Legend for your soul 🫶🫶 it’s a bit of an older work of mine but I feel I should still share it :)

FREE PILLOW FIGHTS!

I love that most people once they realized what was happening just went full Berserk mode without a care

also the man dropping his walking cane to have an anime like elder master reveal

This wonderful human is bringing so much joy into the world. He’s reminding people they’re allowed to play. That they can be silly in public. That fun can come in unexpected places and at unexpected times. I wish I knew who he was. I’d donate so he could buy more pillows and bring more fun into the world - once it’s safe enough to.

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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

MEAN TO ME ????

I’m sorry if no one’s explained this to you before but a content creator telling you that their work isn’t for minors and it’s not their responsibility to jump through hoops to keep it from you is an adult looking out for kids. they’re modeling good boundaries and setting the expectation that you’ll engage with the online community like a person and take responsibility for your choices. if you cannot understand that you need to look out for yourself and take people seriously when they say their work isn’t suitable for young audiences then you are not ready to be unsupervised on the internet.

We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon

[Image Description: the "silence, brand" image followed by twelve pictures of Unown spelling out the words "kung pow penis" letter by letter, followed by a gif of Zorua exploding an offscreen opponent. Each image is posted by a different person. End ID.]

Media preservation. Thank you catgirldragon

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

"But i'm-" there is no identity or state of being that makes you immune to hurting someone. You can be convinced that you are in the right for doing so. You can be convinced that you're defending someone by doing so. You have always got to examine if you're taking pleasure in hurting someone or if you're actually doing something good.

[Image text: there's actually no political label or identity that absolves you of doing harm.]

Those fics where post-ID reveal the Justice League have a custody battle over decide to help provide for Billy. One day he's gonna get a partner like "If we're gonna continue to date you might have to defeat my 15 superhero parents"

my super sweet art teacher was like "oh for next year we're offering a new art course!" and all of us were hyped because possibility of a cool new class!! and then she says "I hope you all enjoy it, it's an ai art course!" I had to put my pencils down and do a double take and my friend leans over and whispers "I hope it's a class on how to avoid ai and the legal discourse surrounding it??" and the teacher goes "It's a course on taking inspiration from ai and using ai generators! :D everyone will be on their chromebooks, no art room necessary :)" and the whole class is just dumbfoundedly staring at her because WHAT

and then she started laughing and went "APRIL FOOLS YOU GUYS LOOK HORRIFIED LOL I WOULD NEVER"

11/10 terrifying joke she sold it really well 😭

Tumblr where are my boops ToT

🟪 minecraft-elvis follow

woah mama i tried to water bucket clutch in the nether

🟦 speedrunner-elvis follow

woah mama you suck

🟪 minecraft-elvis

bitch

🟦 speedrunner-elvis

wooaaahhh mama @/elvis-corrector he didn't say the line woah mama

🔫 elvis-corrector follow

say the fucking line or you go to the big toilet in the sky

🟪 minecraft-elvis

woah mama i'm being threatened *wiggles my legs in defence*

🔬elvis-scientist follow

this elvis is clearly in distress, they only wiggle their legs in such a funky way to ward off predators, the little guy thinks his life is in danger please be more responsible with your elvis husbandry

🔍 elvis-detector follow

BEEP

Woah mama this is what Tumblr should be

This is just very funny to me.

Not even his robot child likes him

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I will always reblog this....it is so important to be able to give them access to help. As a writer I fully support this

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post