My friend was messing with Never Gonna Give You Up on her record player and she sped it up. It beCAME A FREAKING MAGICAL GIRL THEME.

Reminds me of a late 80s or early 90s anime ending theme.

God his voice is so deep even this fast he hasn’t hit ‘chipmunk’ vocals

I regret many things.

This is the tone people expected to hear from him at 20.

TVTropes gets made fun of a lot but it is a little astonishing how consistent that wiki's voice is. It's a great wiki to go to if you want to simulate having one specific autistic fifteen-year-old computer nerd infodump to you about any piece of media that exists. To be clear I am saying this as an overwhelmingly positive thing

sekuda

Today's friend is the Lemon-Lime Gecko!

oh june

"Do it scared" is out. "Do it in a fugue so dense as to barely be penetrable by uncertainty" is in.

Look at this phenomenal Nyan model that @fireelementor on twit made me!!! Omggg

nobody has ever jacked off before. it's just not possible

only 5 seconds

i wasn’t ready for that..lol

Immediately recognized that look

you ask a student in april how they're doing and they'll say "oh i'm fine" but in reality they are treating themselves in such a way that violates the geneva convention on treatment of prisoners

THEM

ROFFLECOPTER!!!1 XD

Happy birthday @squeakitties!!

killing can become romantic. manipulation can become romantic. if you are gay enough

last thing you see before being mental mazed

transparent spinning bunny gif