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Why is my timing so bad lmaooo I should’ve posted this for Valentines. Anyways, please enjoy 2 bad bitches serving looks with their irritated, scary dog privilege bfs in the background.
Anonymous asked:
Hang on. If Jazz can make her arms come out of Jason's chest, can she make her legs come out of, I don't know, his butt?
Nah, she can’t XD Her legs don’t even appear bc she’s attached to his back. That’s why when Jason sees her in his reflection, I didn’t draw her legs at all :3
Do you have anything for medium Danny in Gotham?
“Did you talk to B yet?”
“No.”
“Are you going to?”
“No.”
“Why?”
“Because I don’t want to.”
“Why?”
“Because he’s a hero and I’m technically a meta. And you’re his ghost son and if he hears about this, he’s going to arrest me and throw me into Arkham.”
“Why?”
“Because— can you knock it off?! How long are you going to bother me?!” Danny cried, throwing his hands in the air as he glared at the ghost next to him.
The kid was dressed in red, green, and yellow with a small smirk on his face. He was a cute kid, even if hella freaking annoying. “But why?” He asked, like the little shit that he was.
Danny gave a frustrated scream and the young teen, who had introduced himself as Robin, snickered again before he said, “But why can’t you just talk to him? If you can see ghosts, then maybe you can help him! And me! Look, haven’t you seen the news?”
“Nope. And thanks but no thanks, I like peace and people who don’t treat me like a lab specimen,” Danny muttered, stuffing his hands into his pockets. He had seen the news lately of Batman’s uncharacteristic violence though.
But Danny had quit that life a long time ago! He didn’t need all of the drama! At least, the Batman didn’t kill people. And Danny was pretty sure that he would cool off eventually… right?
Robin poked him in the face several times, begging him to approach the Dark Knight.
“Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please—” and on and on it went. Danny’s eye twitched as he traversed over Gotham’s streets. She was surprisingly welcome to his presence, but what wasn’t welcome was the ghost bothering him!
“Don’t you have better things to do?! Other people to haunt?!” Thank goodness no one else was here. Otherwise, forget Batman, he’d be tossed into Arkham by other citizens.
“But you’re the only one who can see me!” Robin whined. He perked up and then said, “Ooh, look! He’s here!”
Danny whirled around, meeting the white eyes of the Batman. They both paused, just staring at each other before Danny bolted away in a panic.
The moment he broke into a run, he almost wanted to bash his head against a wall. Why did he do that?!
“Huh,” Robin said, as he followed after him. “Maybe you don’t have to approach him. He’ll follow you all on his own.”
Danny almost burst into tears.
“This is your fault!!”
Anonymous asked:
Can we get a picture of Jazz's ghost hands putting makeup on Jason's face while he's asleep? For fun.
Sure >:3
He doesn’t find out until he wakes up and is about to wash his face. This sets off a crisis where Jason is patting himself down and asking himself, “But where did she get the makeup tho??”
How well known is wolf in Crime Alley in the assistant AU? Is she a cryptic like how Batman started, or does she have her own fan club where they make their own merchandise, which Jason mostly buys them out of stock?
Ooh, tysm for the question!!
Honestly, I’d love for her to have a fan club, but I think she’s kept very hush hush by Jason. None of the Batfam know about Wolf since her existence is kept secret in the inner circle of gangs and Crime Alley citizens by Jason. She handles most of the internal work for Jason, so she’s also not seen often on the front lines (and when she is, she eliminates everyone who sees her.)
She’s seen somewhat as an urban legend or as Jason’s “secret weapon”. Very few people know about her outside of Crime Alley.
However, I do agree that it would be super cute if there’s an incredibly small, niche group of Crime Alley residents who form a small fan club for Wolf and Jason comes by every week to buy their fanmade merch :,D
Anonymous asked:
a bunch of cultists try to summon Death of the Endless, but get her subordinate Danny instead. Danny tries to lay out what a terrible idea it is to summon Death and what she will do to them for the offense.
(..... are we talking about the same Death of the Endless?? /nm)
Danny blinked at the sight of the cult around him.
"Death!" They cried. "Death, you have finally come for us!"
He paused and looked around. There was only a small amount of cult members, all of them covered in gothic and death related motifs and looking at Danny with a worshipful gaze.
One of them muttered to herself, "Wasn't Death supposed to be a girl...?" and Danny decided to answer her.
"You're right. I'm not Death," he said, as everyone gasped in horror and shock. "I'm only one of her subordinates. Why have you tried to summon Death?"
The cult members all started muttering and looking at each other in confusion. Danny let them do so, silently sending a message back to Death so she wouldn't have to worry about him.
One of them finally approached him and asked, "Could you call for her? We have... we have some requests."
Danny stared at them. "You want to die."
They all looked at each other again and then nodded, some more meek than others. However, none of them denied the claim or backed down.
Danny sighed. "She won't take you. She usually leaves this kind of stuff to her subordinates, and it's none of your time yet anyways."
Another opened his mouth to protest but Danny shook his head again. "Lady Death will come for you all one day. Just not today."
He gave a small, hopefully reassuring smile and said, "There's more to life than just death, y'know. Enjoy it. You still have more to see and more to experience. Death will come for you all. Just not today."
Anonymous asked:
Does Jazz ever like, shove those ghost hands out to grab a pair of guns to shoot at people? If so, can she see what she's shooting at?
Tysm for the question! :D
1) Yes!! She definitely steals Jason's guns at times to defend him! I almost wanted to draw that instead of her tearing through someone's chest, but I was too lazy to draw double guns :/
2) It would be funny if she couldn't see so she's just shooting anywhere and anything, but I don't think she'd do that, so I would say that she can't exactly see, but she sense things. She "sees" only enough to be aware of the things around her, but can't exactly identify friends from foes. In this way, she can protect Jason but has no idea of anything else :3
Possessed AU: Jazz Edition (click for clarity)
An AU similar to this one where Jason gets possessed by Jazz. However, instead of him dying and then her taking over his body, a botched ritual that involved some incompetent cult members and the Red Hood had Jazz’s (unwilling) spirit attaching to Jason’s body. He didn’t figure it out at first until he was in some sort of trouble and she helped him out.
Notes:
+ Jazz is not dead. Her body is still left behind where she was taken from and Danny and his friends are frantically searching for her spirit. Danny and their siblings are especially furious.
+ Jazz appears as hands coming out of Jason’s body. Occasionally, he can see her in his reflections or shadows, where she latches onto him.
+ The pictures labeled 1, 2, and 3 are a sequence of events that describes Jazz and Jason's relationship as they are forced to stay together.
1) Jazz tries to be a comfort to Jason but he was super freaked out by her and thought he was going crazy. Eventually, Jason succumbs to her affection while he's heavily injured and lets himself be taken care of by Jazz.
2) Jazz starts being able to come out even when Jason is not in danger of dying. At some point, Jason realizes that she is an actual spirit (and not his imagination) and together, they work together to make their situation a beneficial one.
3) Jazz is eventually able to fully possess Jason's body, usually when he's incapitated/unconscious. However, sometimes he feels bad for her, so he lets her take over (and also so he doesn't have to deal with his life or his problems. Jazz has no issue with resolving his problems for him.)
+ While possessed by Jazz, his eyes turn turquoise and he is generally very pleasant. Jazz also has a habit of taking care of him, which involves better clothes, self-care, and a lot of eating and sleeping. She kinda treats him like a pet or doll (since she's "wearing" him), which is why he looks like a librarian in 3 lmaooo
+ The Batfam doesn't realize what's happening at first until one of them catches Jason while he's possessed by Jazz. Him being gentle and kind (and not knowing who they are) clued them in and they eventually had to kidnap him for answers lmao.
+ Although I say that this AU is similar to the other possessed AU, I think they'd be in different worlds. If I was to make AUs of the other Phantoms possessing the Bats, they'd also be in different universes bc combining them all would need different backstories from the ones I'm thinking of.
You got any fics of Danny and Cass meeting each other an intense breakup? Doesn’t matter which side if not both, heck maybe it starts as a rebound into something more.
Tbh, no, bc I don’t really like breakup stories. I don’t think I even remember reading or finishing a fic where the main characters break up. If the characters are going through a breakup,,,, it usually ends in pwp 💀
#dpxdc#dcxdp#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom x dc#dp x dc crossover#ask#danny fenton#cassandra wayne#cassandra cain#ty for the ask tho!#writing prompt#danny x cass#dead silent ship#loudwhispers-chaos#I kept thinking ab this ask ab how to answer but I just have to be honest :/ I’ve never even dated in my life so idk anything ab breakups
Anonymous asked:
Related to the recent trial post
After many, many testimonies, Joker gets sentenced to eternity in Walker's prison on top of the death sentence. The execution is quick, but brutal earning cheers from the crowd. Someone, probably Jason, yells VINDICATION! (Like that scene in Brooklyn 99). After the trial, as everyone's getting ready to return home, the Bats are reunited with the members of their families that they lost. Bruce gets chewed by his dad for not finishing medical school
Thomas and Martha: Bruce…!
Bruce: Mom! Dad! 🥹 It’s really you! 🥹
Martha: It’s us, son! We missed you so much!
Thomas: We have so many questions…
Bruce: Of course. Ask away 🥹
Thomas: Why’d you drop out of college.
Bruce:
Bruce: what.
Thomas: Why’d you drop out of college?! What degree do you even have? You’re in control of the company, but do you have the education for it? Think of your future! What happens when you’re done with being Batman?!
Bruce: I—
Martha: That’s right! What example are you setting for our poor grandbabies?! Hardly any of them finished their degrees! You’re their father, you should be a role model!
Bruce: *spluttering*
Thomas: smh AND YOU DECIDED THAT BEING A VIGILANTE WAS BETTER THAN BEING A DOCTOR?!
Bruce: But Dad— Mom—!
Mom: *pulls on his ear* we didn’t raise you like this, young man! I’m both so proud and so disappointed in you!
Alfred: *nodding* Very right. I’ve been telling him this the entire time.
The rest of the Batfam: *dying from laughter*
Danny: *as he’s watching the chaos that he started and ignoring Jazz’s glares at him* I love family reunions.
Anonymous asked:
Marvel Prompt!: Danny is out and about doing errands for Clockwork, when he spies Steve Rogers hopping through time to put the Infinity Stones back where they belong and close some time loops. Danny is so happy that someone is actually keeping the timeline intact and giving him less work to do, he takes Steve to nazi Germany to punch Hitler in the face a few times.
I will politely refuse this ask, even if I'd love to see Steve punch Hitler.
Anonymous asked:
Your description of lionfish Jason does sound very cool and intimating, but I have an image in my brain of Jason being all "la-di-da" unaware, and Joker is in the background with a speargun. 🤣😭
ASDFGHJKLL THIS IS DIABOLICAL 😭
Poor Jason is just doing the fish equivalent of skipping through the seaweed forest and then he just gets stabbed by dolphin Joker with a spear 💀💀💀