Como sempre, apenas eu

chapter five of lunatic thirteens, the jegulus version of my horcrux hunting fic is up!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62194399/chapters/161155084

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

New trope: fake dating for spite.

“Look, my only goal here is for our pretend relationship to be demonstrably healthier than Aunt Rita and Uncle Carl’s fifteen year, three child marriage - which means the bar is so low we probably can’t fuck this up”

preserving @river-gale’s tags for posterity because yes. yes. this is it. you get it.

chapter five of lunatic thirteens, the jegulus version of my horcrux hunting fic is up!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62194399/chapters/161155084

Remus: *about James and Regulus* They make a cute couple, huh? Sirius: They certainly are standing next to each other.

Story concept: Amelia Bedelia vs the fae. There's no tricking her with confusing wordery because she takes everything literally.

"May I have your name, please? :)" "Sorry, no, it's mine and I'm still using it! :)"

Seeing Regulus Black, a proud Slytherin, wearing James Potters quidditch jersey at a match against Ravenclaw causes the majority of the school to stop and stare because how did the heir of the house of black manage to get the golden boy to fall for him

It’s as scandalous as a woman showing her ankles in the 1800s

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

i have just learned that sirius' bedroom at gp12 was on the fourth floor ?? imagine arguing with your mom and you have to walk up four flights of stairs to slam your door and fall on your bed

You really are… such a cutie 🤍✨

You really are… such a cutie 🤍✨

This one got me good 🤣

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck