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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free

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"So you'd dump me for... What's his name again? Seabass?" "Sebastian. " "You don't even deny it..."

This one is so fucking funny. You can choose whoever, but you know my #1 bias 👀 (I think seabass would suit him well)

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pairing: kim namjoon x reader

genre: fluff, humor (if you consider this humor lol)

prompt: “so you'd dump me for... what's his name again? seabass?” “sebastian” “you don't even deny it...”

a/n: i hope i got your ult right :/ lmao just kidding, i’ve seen way too many of your breakdowns over the namtiddies not to know. hope you enjoy!

“Don’t go…”

It wasn’t usual for your fiancé to be so needy, but when he was, he could end up being the most determined person to make you stay.

Right now? Right now, his arms were tightly wrapped around your waist as you helplessly tried to get out of bed — his body being dragged to the edge of the bed for a moment as you tried to pull out of his embrace, only to have you fall back down onto the mattress, given his strength overpowered yours.

“You know,” you began, pushing a messy strand of hair off your face. “Some people need to work to be able to pay rent by the end of the month”.

“You can be a stay at home wife, I don’t mind” his words earned a glare from you. “Or do you prefer the term trophy wife?”

“Namjoon!”

“Just stay with me today” he whined, tightening his hold on you and resting his face on your chest when he felt you try to get up once again. “I haven’t had a day off on ages, you weren’t supposed to go to work today”.

He was right. The both of you knew today would be his day off, and you had asked to take the day off at work as well, which had been granted to you — or, well, at least at first, for then a foreign guy had joined your team and your boss had asked you to train him for the day, since you were the best at what you did.

So, here you were now, left alone to deal with one whiny hell of a fiancé and no day off to enjoy with him.

“I just need to go teach the new guy how his new position at the company will work,” you tried to reason. “I’ll try to be as quick as I can so I get to come home early and spend the rest of the day with you, okay?”

Namjoon pouted. “Can’t believe you’re spending the day with another guy”.

“Yah!” you lightly shoved him at his dramatic words. “I have to do it”.

“Is he attractive?” he wondered, no longer resting on your chest but locking eyes with you instead. “Maybe I could go with you. I know English very well, I could communicate with him better”.

“I believe my English is just fine, if not better than yours” the way you had playfully stuck your tongue out had him amusedly rolling his eyes. “I’ll be fine. And I’ll let you know whether he’s handsome or not after I meet him” you joked.

“What if he is handsome” he raised one of his eyebrows.

Seabass. I love this!!!

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18+ | ft. hollywood actor!namjoon

[ 08:02 P.M. ] everything about this screamed bad idea. but you have already begun, and there was no stopping it at this point now that he has already locked you inside his trailer’s small bathroom, sat on the counter with his lips placing wet and languid kisses on the base of your throat. from those actions alone, you’re already trembling beneath his touch, perhaps due to all the weeks you’ve spent lying to yourself that you weren’t sexually attracted to your obnoxious and arrogant co-star, kim namjoon, when in fact you couldn’t even get him off your mind every time you finished a kissing scene.

as soon as the director yells cut and you were back in your trailer, all you could think about was how soft his lips have been, how good he was at kissing you, how his tongue snuck inside your mouth, how he slyly encouraged you to do the same to him, and how his hands squeezed the sides of your body. it was safe to say that after the first time the both of you have kissed on camera, you couldn’t look him straight in the eye unless it was for a take, which you knew namjoon noticed and absolutely reveled in.

“this is wrong,” you whisper, even if you allow him to slide his hands under your shirt, clutching your waist and pulling you towards him in a sudden jerk. “we shouldn’t be—fuck. this is so fucking unprofessional, namjoon.”

one word: woah

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n when one of the tannies post a picture of all of em together TRUSTTTTTTTTT that i will be the most annoying person ever!!!!

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omgggg miss Hannah!!! I was just about to send a message to see how u were doing :0 I have the j.rings spider senses 🤯🤯

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the miss azul n hannah synergy ..... i fear i hate spiders but i WILL embody the senses of the grossest n most advanced one jus to figure your proximity !!!!

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miss rings on a v serious note, i just wanted you to know that your writing has shaped the way i view (potential) my relationships now. like i won't lie i am a bit of a pushover and people pleaser but NOW every time i am presented with RAT behaviour which i would previously have exhibited intense downbaddery for, i think to myself "fs yoongi would do this😕" or "this was def in the hbjimin handbook😕" SO THANK YEW!! ILYYYY!!!!!

GET OUTTTTTTT RN I FEEL SO VULNERABLE OH MY GOD THANK YEW SO MUCH!!!! this is one of the highest compliments in place for me 🫂🩷 i am also a bit of a pushover and a people please but i detest irl RAT behavior the more i write!!! no, THANK YEWWWWW!!! ILY EVEN MORE!!!

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