“Why would you want to make a game for the original Nintendo?? No one is going to buy that”

Jokes on you! I sold 1 copy!!!

LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL GRAPH! THATS A SALE BAAAABY

^Me rn

Holy shit yall. I just woke up to 21 sales! The game has officially recouped the cost of all the software I used to make it!!! IM PROFITABLE?!

...What's the game, how did you make it, and how are you selling it?

It’s called Undercover Shot! It’s a 2 player social deduction game for the original Nintendo Entertainment System!

I’m taking pre orders for physical copies here https://www.homebrew-factory.com/home/138-undercover-shot.html

And selling digital ROM versions for a dollar here: https://pirateprincessjess.itch.io/undercover-shot-nes

A week ago I was losing my mind over 1 sale, now I’ve sold 81 digital copies and 52 physical ones.

Over 100 people bought my game!!!!????? This is mind blowing. I don’t even know how to process this. I am so grateful. I would not have sold nearly this many without yall sharing this post as much as you did. I love you all so much. Thank you for making this happen. You all made my childhood dream come true in a bigger way than I thought possible.

Achievement Unlocked:

NEStseller

Sell a new title for the fucking Nintendo Family Computer in the year 2025 AD.

Wait, why am I so excited about getting a pointless achievement? I’m actually so stoked about this

R/fridgedetective is the best bc they can look at the contents of ur fridge and immediately figure out your age, weight, gender, city, ethnic background, sexuality, how many people you live with, how many people you’ve ever dated, what your childhood pets name was, and exact coordinates for where you’re standing. but for some reason they get stumped on the most basic shit ever. Every time I’ve ever posted I became a controversial post bc they couldn’t figure out why I owned so many of the same items. Which the answer is, in my opinion pretty obvious it’s just that I buy in bulk on clearance. Redditors straight up all act like aliens put on this earth to try and impersonate humans

REMINDER: luigi mangione has been accused of killing the CEO, not convicted, and the evidence presented is extremely questionable. luigi mangione is NOT the claims adjuster until proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt in a court of law, and the widespread presumption of his guilt makes it much more likely he will be falsely convicted.

5 minutes of pure comedy gold

This is from “would I lie to you” and the premise is that the contestants - usually the BBC’s regular rotating cast of professional comedians - have to work out whether someone is lying about a low-stakes anecdote. David Mitchell famously gets worked up about extremely low-stakes things

(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

Oouuuhhhhh you are not majestic but you are having so much fun

req'd by @sablefoxx

uh oh!

text: "The floor is lava!" ~Everyone, Pompeii, 79 AD

whenever people say they can't watch/play/read anything slightly upsetting or scary or challenging because it's... upsetting or scary or challenging all i can think of is this lol

Here's my joining the discourse on the side of the "piss on the poor". OP didn't get misunderstood, OP has a bad insensitive take.

Listen to me. I don't owe you crap. You do not get to control what I read, watch, enjoy and how I do it. People have tried it in past and it didn't work for them either.

I don't watch movies with parents in them. Any parents. They don't even have to be abusive.

I skip through dialogue because there are misunderstandings and awkwardness and only watch action scenes. My movie, my choice. Wanna complain about it? Go ahead, it won't stop me.

I love zombies but hate gore so I skip all of the parts where they maul people. I check the comments of every narrated creepypasta to see if it has any relevant triggers.

I will come across a story about spousal or parental abuse that isn't even graphic and it will ruin my entire week. I will read an upsetting story and will basically be non-functional for several days.

You wanna call me a Social Justice Warrior snowflake who gets offended at everything? You're damn right I am.

I don't watch media to be challenged I watch it because I am bored. If I wanted to be upset I'd read the fucking news.

honestly kudos to Elementary for gender swapping John Watson in what we all thought was an attempt to make johnlock palatable to the masses and then proceeding to not only make them entirely platonic but also become the ONLY modern adaptation where i actually feel like them being platonic makes complete sense

A priceless moment

Toxic Slutch kinda guy

commission for @bonboneka ~

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

i’ll look forward to hearing your statement if you ever make it out

Do americans actually live like this

Ai generated photo right. Right?

that looks like an entirely normal suburban american neighborhood so if its AI-generated, it’s realistically done.

So the rest of the world watches our movies and in a lot of our movies we mock and satirize the eeriness and soullessness of these manufactured communities but I’m guessing you guys thought it was exaggeration

changing faces

a wandering knight, drawn to the quiet of the forest. her touch may be a blessing or a curse.

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE