This must be Thursday.

I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

Ball pit from hell.

What do you MEAN the Servants of the Abiding Truth are still a thing?

Yes I know their leader got shot in the face.

But they’re still out there!

What have they been doing?!

Claire de Lune manages to be both hilarious and poignant to me.

Nothing against Debussy.

It’s just I associate the music with shitposts and silly memes more than anything else.

I AM ALTERING THE DEAL!!!!!!

PRAY I DON’T ALTER IT ANY FURTHER!!!!!!!!

Deltarune?

Tomorrow?

Well.

Not tomorrow tomorrow.

But close enough.

Sooner than you think.

Always in the last place you look?

Well, yeah….

That’s usually always the case.

More or less

That creepy ice cream van music is playing again.

Sounds like some horror movie shit.

Very long briefcase.

Idk

So…

Who were those other AIs with Black Box in the briefcase?

We know one of them is called Tethys but do we know anything more about them or any of the others?

At all?

Massive doohickey factory.

Giant boba?

I’d call it Jango.

No….

It’s not even that.

It’s fucking Jaster Mereel!

Uh oh!

Guess whos Lower Decks cancellation angst is playing up again!

(It’s me!!!)

(Oh GOD!)

Low stakes cliffhangers.

“Now what?”

“Now we just have to wait. I’ll see if I still have those binoculars.”

“Very well then.”

*SCENE ABRUPTLY ENDS AND CUTS TO CREDITS ACCOMPANIED BY DOCTOR WHO END TITLES STINGER AND 1980S CLASSIC SERIES SYNTHESISER THEME TUNE*

I’m gonna catch hell for this but bear with me.

I have no real nostalgia for the first Alan Wake game.

And NONE at all for American Nightmare.

AW1 was good don’t get me wrong, and I loved the final act.

It’s just I much prefer how Remedy’s style has evolved since then.

GILBERT?????!!!!!!!!