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Quack quack, motherduckers!

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This duck is on a mission to be the ducky-est
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*Pick up the duck.*

"I am borrowing you."

-T

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Oh, well i'm going to be ducknapped.

May i ask why?

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"I simply wish to have a duck at the moment."

*With a snap of his fingers, and portal opens to his room in the hotel. he steps through, placing duckie on a soft pile of blankets.*

*The duck seems startled by the sudden teleportation but calms down the second it feels the blankets*

ohhh soft! I will spare your life, mortal.

*He pets the duck, laying down next to it.*

You're lucky i'm feeling kind today, mortal.

"You're nice to pet. I'll get you some bread later."

*His snow white cat ear flicks at the duck*

Nice to pet, bad to mess with, it's a good duo.

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*Pick up the duck.*

"I am borrowing you."

-T

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Oh, well i'm going to be ducknapped.

May i ask why?

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"I simply wish to have a duck at the moment."

*With a snap of his fingers, and portal opens to his room in the hotel. he steps through, placing duckie on a soft pile of blankets.*

*The duck seems startled by the sudden teleportation but calms down the second it feels the blankets*

ohhh soft! I will spare your life, mortal.

*He pets the duck, laying down next to it.*

You're lucky i'm feeling kind today, mortal.

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*Pick up the duck.*

"I am borrowing you."

-T

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Oh, well i'm going to be ducknapped.

May i ask why?

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"I simply wish to have a duck at the moment."

*With a snap of his fingers, and portal opens to his room in the hotel. he steps through, placing duckie on a soft pile of blankets.*

*The duck seems startled by the sudden teleportation but calms down the second it feels the blankets*

ohhh soft! I will spare your life, mortal.

Anonymous asked:

*Mouse was being Mouse. Crazy as ever. She was running around like she was just given seventy cups of coffee. Mouse almost squished Ducky.*

โ€œOh no. Sorry Wittle duck.โ€ *Mouse says crouching down*

*Cat, who had been trying to catch her sister for the last twenty minutes finally gets to catch her breath*

โ€œmouseโ€ฆ pleaseโ€ฆ donโ€™tโ€ฆ goโ€ฆ runningโ€ฆ aroundโ€ฆ again.โ€ *Cathrine takes a few deep breaths*

Ack.. It's alright, ma'am... I'm used to it. I nearly get stepped on every day.

Besides, zoomies are normal.

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*A duck materialized from thin air*

Hands up. This is a robbery.

Give me all your breadcrumbs.

(I saw you have multiple characters, so you may choose who meets the aggressive duck!)

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*T puts his hands, or rather paws, up*

"Ay chill! I don't got bread on me!"

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Lies!

I smell snacks, give 'em!

"Allright, boss!"

*He takes a cookie out of his backpack, chocolate chip, and hands it to the duck.*

*The duck snatches it and nods, putting the gun away.*

Yeah, just so you know it wasn't a real gun. Thanks for the free cookie, sucker!

*He picks up the duck, very gently*

"Yeah, didn't think so. I'm taking you with me now."

How dare you mortal pick me up! I could crush you without trying!

"I ain't mortal. or... am I? do you count as mortal if you die and come back over and over?"

*He just absentmindedly pets the duck*

If you exist near me, you are mortal!

*The duck starts (not very successfully) 'crushing' (smacking) T's paws with its palmates.*

*T yelps, his paws being rather sensitive, and he puts the duck in his bed*

DO NOT TEST ME, MORTA- oh, soft pile!

*The duck immediately calms down and gets comfy.*

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*A duck materialized from thin air*

Hands up. This is a robbery.

Give me all your breadcrumbs.

(I saw you have multiple characters, so you may choose who meets the aggressive duck!)

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*T puts his hands, or rather paws, up*

"Ay chill! I don't got bread on me!"

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Lies!

I smell snacks, give 'em!

"Allright, boss!"

*He takes a cookie out of his backpack, chocolate chip, and hands it to the duck.*

*The duck snatches it and nods, putting the gun away.*

Yeah, just so you know it wasn't a real gun. Thanks for the free cookie, sucker!

*He picks up the duck, very gently*

"Yeah, didn't think so. I'm taking you with me now."

How dare you mortal pick me up! I could crush you without trying!

"I ain't mortal. or... am I? do you count as mortal if you die and come back over and over?"

*He just absentmindedly pets the duck*

If you exist near me, you are mortal!

*The duck starts (not very successfully) 'crushing' (smacking) T's paws with its palmates.*

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*A duck materialized from thin air*

Hands up. This is a robbery.

Give me all your breadcrumbs.

(I saw you have multiple characters, so you may choose who meets the aggressive duck!)

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*T puts his hands, or rather paws, up*

"Ay chill! I don't got bread on me!"

Avatar

Lies!

I smell snacks, give 'em!

"Allright, boss!"

*He takes a cookie out of his backpack, chocolate chip, and hands it to the duck.*

*The duck snatches it and nods, putting the gun away.*

Yeah, just so you know it wasn't a real gun. Thanks for the free cookie, sucker!

*He picks up the duck, very gently*

"Yeah, didn't think so. I'm taking you with me now."

How dare you mortal pick me up! I could crush you without trying!

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Reblogged

*A duck materialized from thin air*

Hands up. This is a robbery.

Give me all your breadcrumbs.

(I saw you have multiple characters, so you may choose who meets the aggressive duck!)

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*T puts his hands, or rather paws, up*

"Ay chill! I don't got bread on me!"

Avatar

Lies!

I smell snacks, give 'em!

"Allright, boss!"

*He takes a cookie out of his backpack, chocolate chip, and hands it to the duck.*

*The duck snatches it and nods, putting the gun away.*

Yeah, just so you know it wasn't a real gun. Thanks for the free cookie, sucker!

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