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Hi there! I recently opened commissions to try and help support me and my wife, seeing as we're both disabled and vaguely employed. Here's the page for it if you wanna support me!
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I was bleeding out in the snow and it was all cool and stuff until like a bunch of teenager showed up and then It got really cringe so I put all the blood back and went to go bleed out somewhere else but all the good bleed out places were taken so I decided just to die like a natural peaceful death like look overlooking the Cliffside but lo and behold somebody's already fucking dying there against a tree and it looks way sicker than what I had planned I guess I'll just fucking live
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ive been so busy lately but its done for now.......or is it
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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back
this reminds me of me and my friend’s horse named Drugs
when i was in middle school me and my friends had a small yellow horse eraser we fondly named “drugs”. this lead to a lot of middle school tomfoolery around his name and saying shit like “Ma’am, so and so took drugs from me” and other dumb shit like that.
eventually, our english teacher, Mr. R, caught onto the joke. instead of writing us up or sending us to the principal though, he played along, making similar jokes like “(name), stop taking drugs.” “hey. you three. you need to share drugs if he’s going to be at the table.” “no drugs today, guys?” so on and so forth.
by the end of the school year it had become a very fond joke between us and this english teacher, so we decided since we were moving onto our freshman year, we decided to give our eng teacher this little yellow horse eraser.
so we go find our english teacher, Mr. R, who was setting up cornhole with our principal and other “big important people” for our 8th grade graduation party, and we hand him the little eraser.
to which he yells as loudly (and happily) as he can: “YOURE GIVING ME DRUGS?!!”
i actually went back to visit him before i left for college, and to this day he still has Drugs on his desk, and regularly tells his new students about me and my friends. ty op for reminding me about Drugs the Horse
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HALLOWNEST DASHBOARD SIMULATOR
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my dad and my stepmom were really accepting when I came out as a she/her but biggest issue is that they keep calling me the gendered child because all my siblings are genderless
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op your parents literally said you have blue setae and pronouns
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THEY LITERALLY SAID I HAVE BLUE SETAE AND PRONOUNS I HATE THIS HOUSE
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rip to everyone who died in the infection but I’m different
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I’m fighting the infection and I haven’t gotten infected yet. I think the king is lying to us
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I’m gonna kill the king
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I was in a conference today explaining the plague and what we could do to stop it and without thinking I said “the wyrm only knows what to do now” to his majesty’s face and he just looked at me in confusion and I thought I was gonna get fired or executed or something but he just replied with “why the fuck do you think I know?”
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posts that have 10k notes. to me
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YOU CANT DO THOS TO ME
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please come closer I’m a normal grub let me out of my jar I won’t bites you bites you bites you bites you bites you
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born to be a mad scientist forced to be the god/king of hallownest
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anyone want to babysit my kid. I don’t pay anything but you do get to kill me at the end.
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reminder that you are NOT obligated to like your siblings! siblings are nothing. wanna know what matters. gay sex
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and art
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bro…
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hm. it is suspicious that @/palekingofficial has been gone for a long time. it seems the coward has changed his account. I suspect that @/littleghost is actually @/palekingofficial simply trying to shirk his duties
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are you on drugs or are you just an idiot
Reblogged werewolveswithagenda
create your own home!
i found this great site that lets you create 3d models and floor plans of custom homes! you can even put in furniture and customize wallpapers/floors!! it has everything you could ask for!! you can use it make ref pictures of your oc homes or just make your dream house!
this is what i manged to make
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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
After three batches, my findings so far:
- I use full fat Greek yoghurt and self-rising flour
- Ratio by weight
- Add a pinch of salt
- Knead until no longer sticky, adding more flour if necessary
- Roll them with olive oil instead of flour and fry in an otherwise unoiled, preheated pan (medium heat) (trust in the lord; it will seem like it's going to stick to the pan at first but they'll unstick in about 15 seconds)
- Roll them thin but not too thin; mine take about 45 seconds on either side
- Serving with garlic butter is also a very good option
I’m gonna be eating these for a month
This actually works?? Two-ingredient bread??
I gotta try it.
That's...naan.
That's naan?
*runs to Google*
HOLY SHIT THAT IS NAAN! HOW DID I NOT KNOW NAAN WAS THAT EASY TO MAKE?
Ya’ll this is so easy and fun and it tastes really good for just two main ingredients (i forgot to add the salt and it’s still good)
10/10 if you struggle with any of the following
- picky appetite
- not enough energy to make complicated dishes/you rely on frozen foods because your energy is used up elsewhere
- boredom
- high dish counts (i used more than i needed, but all you need minimum is: a pan, a cup measure, a 1/2 cup measure, plate for finished naan)
Reblogged teneral
THERE IS. a website. that takes 3D models with seams and pulls it apart to make a plushie pattern and informs you where things need to be edited or darts added for the best effect. and then it lets you scale it and print off your pattern. and I want to lose my MIND because I've lost steam halfway through so many plushie patterns in the mind numbing in betweens of unwrapping, copying all of the meshes down as pieces, transferring those, testing them, then finding obvious tweaks... like... this would eradicate 99% of my trial and error workflow for 3D models to plushies & MAYBE ILL FINALLY FINISH SCREAMTAIL...
so this website let's you:
- import a model
- create seams in browser
- tells you how accurately the seams will recreate the model when sewn
- let's you designate fur direction
- let's you import markings so the pattern shows exactly where they go on the piece
- let's you add little measurements on the model that are also visible on the pattern
- let's you paint the model to play with fabric colors
- let's you name each piece so it's easy to sort the pieces later
- let's you scale it beside a human
- then calculates how much of each type of fabric you need, BASED ON YOUR DESIRED SEAM ALLOWANCE..
- and finally gives you the finished pattern with the detailed names and instructions it's transcribed from your notes
this is. beyond. this is BEYOND. and as far as I can see it's free???