Reblogged skelelovely
"is it possible for a [thing] girl and a [different thing] boy to be in a relationship? 🥺" i'll stop you right there. get a notebook cause i'll only tell you once. men and women are not allowed to date each other
Reblogged skelelovely
blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed
Reblogged sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3
great year for gaming
Reblogged voidambassador
Reblogged gauntletqueen
TRANS PRIDE HATSUNE MIKU KITTY
Reblogged eeveelotions
Holy smokes, Batman.
Reblogged starmaid
"came back wrong" but it's from a nap
Reblogged sp1c3-r4ck-synd1c4t3
The votes are in
The polls are closed and it's official, with over 1800 votes cast (!) and only 4% voting against it (!?!?!) - the overwhelming majority of you voted that we are doing All Nut April to promote the Slur Song.
God help us.
While you're of course free to partake in any way you see fit, here are the official groundrules to try keep this thing from veering off a cliff:
- To be eligible, you must nut every day in April (duh)
- We don't want you all getting mass nuked, so to acknowledge your participation, only reply to or reblog this post with the single word 'nut' if you achieve your daily quota.
- (To be very clear, if you are under 18 please don't do any of the above as we don't want to attract unsavory people to your blogs)
- We are not discriminating when it comes to the definition of nut. All genders and abilities may partake if you feel you have achieved a personal nut. Maybe you could even just eat a pecan every day. The rules are vague and tbh unlikely to hold up in a court of law.
- No NSFW reblogs on the official nut post please and thankyou, if you'd like to go ham on the hashtag or something go nuts (badum), but be sure to mark any NSFW materials as such for your fellow nutters who may be casually browsing the tag at the post office
- The most important thing is to have fun and/or stream the slur song
Happy nutting. There is 24 hours to spread the word, so be plentiful with that reblog button.
And we're off to a flying start with over 50 nutters from early April entrants in Australia and New Zealand.
All sorts of personal nuts have been achieved, from the classic to more inventive approaches to AllNutApril including someone eating a granola bar, many pecan enjoyers, and one person saying they would be adding nut to their Baklava which ... well I really hope you mean pistachio and not... you know what you do you.
Big shoutout to @minimalundmaximalverwirrt who reported they hit their daily quota while streaming the Slur Song. Here's the link if you'd like to challenge yourself.
For those that would prefer to be anon, there will be a daily poll for you to log your participation:
Reblog for greater sample size.
Reblogged designtype0
Learning Magic the Gathering from my partner has been kinda hilarious cuz I find a lot of the cards will be either:
Treznor, the Eternal Flame: *3 paragraphs of text* -> Widely maligned, considered basically useless
Grey Rock: adds 2 mana -> $14,000 per copy, outlawed in 12 countries
Reblogged queenofsinlilith
i don't wanna get any of my mutuals pregnant
Reblogged doubleca5t
whenever people say shit like “i couldn’t be polyamorous, i’m so jealous and possessive. if my partner even LOOKS at another girl/guy i’m gonna kick them out of a window” i’m like well you should probably be working on that. like even if you don’t end up doing polyamory it’s probably good to not be like that
Reblogged cimicherrychanga
I think the sky is trying to say something? 🤔 👀 🏳️⚧️
Reblogged magicalgirlpanda
as always if you're eligible to sign, sign and share. if you're not eligible, share but don't sign.
Reblogged demiidevil
Reblogged demiidevil
So I'm halfway through Gideon the Ninth and how come nobody has told me about Dulcinea?? She's so good, you'd think people would go bonkers over her
Ah.
Ngl ive had Gideon the ninth in my to read pile on my kindle app for months and this post is what inspired me to finally open it now
Ah, I see.
......well now I'm curious.
My friend send me this and i couldn't help but think of this post
we sharing the pain we've put people through?