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Pairing: Idol Jihoon x Idol Reader Genre: Fluff, Idol romance Summary: Jihoon and Y/N are forced to sit together at an award show, causing endless cheers, teasing, and viral moments. From sneaky glances to Woozi protectively covering Y/N with his blazer, the night is full of heart-fluttering chaos. When Jihoon tears up during his speech and sees Y/N crying too, it becomes clear—no matter how much they pretend, everyone knows. Feel free to make requests || M.list
Jihoon knew this would happen. He saw it coming from a mile away.
Yet, here he was, forced to sit beside you at an award show, and the crowd was absolutely losing it.
Seungcheol had nearly fallen over laughing when Jihoon realized where he had to sit. Jeonghan had patted his shoulder like a proud parent.
And now? Now, he was trapped.
The moment the camera panned over to your table, the cheers hit like a tidal wave. The entire venue shook with the sound of fans screaming their lungs out, and Jihoon could already see the headlines forming in real-time.
"Woozi and Y/N: Power Couple of the Century?"
"Woozi's Reaction to Sitting Next to Y/N is Priceless!"
"Destiny? Fate? Coincidence? We Think Not!"
He sighed, rubbing his temple as Seungcheol cackled beside him. "Hyung, it's like a concert in here," Dino whispered, wide-eyed.
Jihoon glanced at you, only to find you smirking. "Did you plan this?" he accused.
You feigned innocence, sipping your drink. "Me? I would never."
Liar.
vernon's bedroom door slams open, immediately rousing him from sleep as you walk in with your laptop in your hands. he barely has the chance to really wake up before you're standing next to him, late at night, with this far too serious look on your face as you turn your screen toward him. thankfully, you did turn the brightness down at some point, so he's not blinded as he squints up at a pie chart and a multi-colored spreadsheet.
"there have been over six-hundred academy award nominations, and only five of them have been horror to this date."
he blinks, rubbing at his eyes as he sits up, very thankful he's wearing a shirt tonight. you're usually good about boundaries, but he knows you're only bursting in because he'll entertain your thoughts. seungkwan will throw a pillow at you. "damn." he stifles a yawn. "that's... not a lot."
"the first one was in 1974, vernon." he can see the bags underneath your eyes, and you're thrusting your laptop over to him so that he can see the fruits of your labor. "i'm not even that mad about that part, to be honest, but--there's been some really good ones since then!"
he gives the spreadsheet a precursory scroll, not really reading too hard into anything--there's over six-hundred entries, after all--as rainbow colors fill his view, circling back over and over... and he looks at you again. "how long did this take you?"
"three hours."
... fuck, he's falling for you all over again.
You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.
I don’t even have to do this one because PETA did it first by insinuating domestication is inherently abusive.
The sky
Used to trick and mock anyone who asks “what’s up?” A bullying tactic.
Super Mario Bros.
Stereotypes Italians, enforces the narrative of women who need men to rescue them, and encourages violence against turtles.
John Mulaney
He was over on the bench and he SAW what they did to Tyler and he did NOTHING.
Omfg
Pokemon
Making your pets fight repeatedly is animal abuse.
OP
OP literally argued that dogs were problematic but go off I guess
This is a work of art and should be sent to everyone as soon as they sign up for Tumblr so they know what they’re walking into
Do you think people who are virgin should write smut? I feel like most of them don’t even know what they’re writing and just write what they think sex is
the implication this ask suggests that people who write about murders, cannibalism, politics, magic, royalty au, sci-fi, wars, supernatural, time travel, medieval era, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins must be murderers, cannibals, presidents, wizards, royalties, astronauts, ghost hunters, soldiers, time travelers, knights, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins in real life is so funny to me
wonwoo holding so many hot packs, wonwoo singing candy, wonwoo surprising with leftover performance, wonwoo announcing his prepared song for his late mother, wonwoo getting piggyback from mingyu, wonwoo receiving hugs and headpats from everyone, wonwoo running here and there, wonwoo being loved, wonwoo being lively, wonwoo being happy, wonwoo being beautiful, wonwoo bidding goodbye. wonwoo wonwoo wonwoo wonwoo wonwoo wonwoo wonwoo
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