pure distilled nonsense

my worm ways are elegant in the muck, yet is only seen as "slimy" + "rude" in the human world

hold on governor of the ant hill is sexting me

aw they hate when i feed them 10 pens at once

i shouldve asked my parents for a tail

business woman leaving work circa 1923 chewing her hand rolled stogie

my thirteeth racecar is fully charged and ready for the race. mommy slaps a $21 sticker on the windshield and im ready to go

if yiu were the size of a rat could u escape a mazelike room with 100 of ur predeteremined nightmares

why are worms so long? they dont need to be that long they just showong off now

dead ass my pussy just farted

it would feel so good to be accepted into a warm and loving family. it would feel so good to be a warm and loving egg, to a mother ostrich

when my mini pancakes get reallly big. *sigh*

blops out brown paste all over yhe carpet . blops it on all the prooducts on the supermarket shelves. blops it on outside the door where the maillperson walks up to. blops it at a reporter when in a press conference when im the leader of a unaware sheddingtunnel serpents arm goes out of view of my camera as i throw it . on oyt of the tail end. throwing it at the exchanging it with another on

heres a dollar. youre so pretty btw

if i was stuck in a well the first thing i would do is build some stairs out of ropes and sticks and stones and then climb out of the well using my stairs , this way i wont be stuck in that silly old well forever and its funny but i think ones silliness can kinda rub off on them around you , i remember my grandpa used to say that

my tummy hurts im sorry everyone ill do better in the morning. i promise

if i was wearing a collared shirt and i starded to wilt and suffer like a plantthe camera would zoom in and its like, oohhhh

ye captain decides hes too tired from all the sailing to work at his second job as a hunchbacked bell tower operator