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fuck it we bawl

@electoons / electoons.tumblr.com

worlds dumbest bitch award goes to me for the 30th consecutive year for my role in "being alive", thank you once again to the academy ♡ mia/mimi/ria/betty | she/they | muppet-coded | cool with any gendered terms used jokingly (look at my head boy. etc) but I am a girl technically ♡ art blog: murshoom.tumblr.com ♡ bullshit twitter: @bimbonic ♡ (currently empty) art twitter: @murshoom ♡ switch friend code: 5580-6139-2225 ♡ i'm bad at conveying tone especially sarcasm and i don't use tone indicators consistently cause I forget come kill me about it 💪♡ I've been working on a Betty Boop reboot (reboop) pitch since 2017 dm if u wanna collab
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she was the silliest billy 🥹

#dogs#in the 8th pic thats her back foot in her mouth btw 💀#pets#animals#rip babygirl i love you so so so so much you were better than all of us#jojo#we had to remove all her front teeth not long after we got her bc they were rotted so i have a ton of pics of her sticking her tongue out#she had a sense of humor too btw she was so playful#she was abused in the past so it took her about a full year to trust us but once she did she was so so so loyal and loving#goddd i wanna die i cant believe im like. looking at pictures from two weeks ago where she was running and playful#and in the past week she just. gave up. she just stopped eating and stopped being able to even stand on her own#i had to hold her while she used the bathroom cause she kept losing her balance :(#sorry if this is too gross and upsetting i just. feel like i need to reach out. to anyone#like she was diagnosed with chronic kidney disease with no real chance of recovery several months ago so i should have like#prepared myself. but idk i guess i just had blinders on lol. the vet said his dog lived with it for 4 years before dying#idk. i guess i just thought she could survive longer#pet death#mia.txt#mia.jpg
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Reblogged pan-as-heckie
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A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

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Reblogged whatbigotspost
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luigi mangione facing the death penalty just seems like a bad decision for america. so there's this guy that everyone loves and considers a hero, and we arrested him after very obviously planting fake evidence. and now we're going to subject him to an unfair trial and kill him at the end. there's no way anyone will be mad about that right

#fr i saw that headline pop up and i was like oh cool so you want the guillotines literally brought out for real this time#better hope your buildings arent like auper flammable i guess? surely this will have no consequences#super*
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bday present idea. dw my birthday is in December so you still have time

#mia.txt
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Reblogged electoons
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dude you're trans?? high five!! up top! down low! up top again! back to center! down low! down low again! down low again again! around the hip! between the thighs! up top! down low! across the shoulder! betwixt the elbow! beneath the chin! up top! on the foot! through the arm pit! under the knee! down low! down low! on the foot! between the thighs! up top! across the shoulder! near the belly! down low! against the forehead! up top! up top again!

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#queuetie
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