BRING HIM TO ME. BRING ME NEIL

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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i love listening to my fiancée drawing

“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”

she’s so cute djksfh

A gift for your fiancee

oh my god dkfjdhgksdjk

happy 2023 my wife is currently making incoherent angry/confused noises because she painted on a layer somewhere several hours ago and now she can’t find which folder she put it into

you guys it’s almost 2025 and wouldn’t you know it, my wife is still painting on the wrong layer

When you see it, REBLOG IT.

trans suicide prevention hotline: 877-565-8860

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

Everyone’s talking about this guy, the clone who punched a droid.

Everyone seems to collectively have forgotten that his dumbass general thought kicking general “the head clanker” Grievous was a good idea and his very tired commander, THE marshal commander, who will throw himself on the nearest available droid as though this isn’t standard operating procedure for the 212th.

did you ever consider, that the nickname Clankers comes from the sound of Clone Armor hitting a Battle Droid, and that Cody is very much the one who coined it?

What’s hiding behind the facade of marshal commander in an attempt to look absolutely competent is the reason he was assigned kenobi in the first place: the man’s off his rocker

Source: STAR WARS ULTIMATE COOKBOOK : THE OFFICIAL GUIDE TO COOKING YOUR WAY THROUGH THE GALAXY by Jenn Fulikawa and Marc Sumerak

New canon fact: Mandos love tea and cookies

wait no this is amazing like can you imagine

ofc you still have the caf junkies but mandalorians and tea traditions?? (those bitches love their traditions.) every clan has their own blend, which is of course superior to all others. sundari's tea is light and floral, keldabe's is more earthy. transplants from both places complain that they can never find proper tea.

by honor you must offer visiting mandalorians tea before getting down to business, in formal settings there are ceremonies. surest way to insult someone is to not give them any tea. if you want to hire a mandalorian bounty hunter the quickest way to get their respect is to serve them tea before giving them job details.

diaspora mandalorians never being able to recapture that right flavor. tiny mom and pop shops scattered around the galaxy that have a small mandalorian tea offering that if they learn to brew with care they can bring a mandalorian to tears. life debts have been pledged from finally finding a tea that tastes like a home they can never return to.

true fact: the real reason tor viszla and jaster mereel didn't get along is bc one time jaster served the most delicate expensive green tea and tor just plopped cream and sugar into it. injuries were given, oaths of dissension sworn.

(jango did not understand all the fuss, even if he did throw a few obligate punches. it's just fucking leaf water.)

Here's a funny fix-it idea for saving the Haat Mando'ade (and the Jedi, and the galaxy) through a bi-monthly (once every two months) game of holotransmessage sabacc!

And it all starts with Jaster Mereel and his One Mand'alor Persistence War of Getting into the Jetii Archives.

Basically his bi-weekly (twice every week) requests start getting on Madame Nu's nerves so much that she ends up agreeing to a gamble.

She'll give Jaster access when he beats her at sabacc. Provided he leaves her alone between the games and those games are properly scheduled at least a week ahead of time (missing the agreed upon time will mean waiting two months for the next opportunity).

Jaster does not beat Jocasta Nu at sabacc.

Jocasta Nu is a shark (something that literally any Jedi could have warned him of, no one plays sabacc with Madame Nu unless they feel like being utterly humiliated).

But Jaster will get into those archives if it's the last thing he does.

And then at some point like twenty games in, Korda VI mission shows up on the books two days before an agreed upon sabacc date with his Jetii Archnemesis.

Jaster almost had her last time (he did not), and he refuses to skip an opportunity... so despite Montross' strange insistence that they should take the gig, Jaster doesn't take the bounty.

(and Montross ends up exposing himself a month later because his anger gets the best of properly checking his surroundings and Jango hears him muttering murdery/traitory things under his breath).

Anyway. Fast forward to Galidraan and Dooku recognizes Jaster as Jocasta's Sabacc Buddy (read: victim) and it would be incredibly awkward if he had to tell her that he killed the only person in the galaxy willing to play sabacc with her... so he decides to err on the side of not being suicidal and asks a few questions first.

It is the beginning of the end...

...a thousand year old Sith long-con foiled by a long-standing sabacc date.

P.S. It takes Jaster 11 years and exactly 66 attempts (and somewhere down in Sith Hell Palpatine is screaming in rage at the irony) to beat Madame Nu at sabacc (really Jocasta let him win, but let's leave Jaster with some dignity here) and so he is at last invited to cross the archway of the Jedi Library past the gaze of the Great Krayt Dragon of the Archives (aka. Jaster's Jetii BFF).

Cackling and being generally pleased

I like how every time Jaster Mereel is written in fics it's always mentions in some form that he's trying to get in the Jedi Archives.

“but—but—mace windu was soooo mean to anakin🥺🥺he didn’t let him be a master🥺🥺”

buddy I wouldn’t care if mace windu hit anakin with a chair.

I stand on interesting character as a watcher/writer, but I despise his morals and if he was a real person. I have to say this a lot with my friends.

new mandalorians and death watch both successfully erase true mandalorians from history but every time either faction does anything politically unpopular the local holonet is flooded with vaguely ironic “here’s how jaster can still win” memes and that’s TMs’ entire lasting legacy within mandalorian space

boba: yeah my granddad was jaster mereel

din: oh like the guy from the meme

boba: howmst the fuck—

din hears about tatooine and send boba this on their helmet chat

Fox: Please don’t use the lightening stuff on me, it really hurts.

Plo, just trying to pick his troopers up from the drunk tank, not wanting to disturb Wolffe from a much needed nap: …………………….. Who’s using lightening on you?

Fox: Palpatine? I presumed that was standard for natborns?

Plo: no…. No, it’s not???

"And that, my fellow Councilors, is why the Chancellor is... missing."

"....."

".........."

"....."

".....ah, well, I'm sure he'll turn up eventually. Tea, anyone?"

I think as a culture we have all forgotten that fandom is supposed to be fun.

It’s not that serious.

It was never supposed to be that serious.

Especially since most of the drama and hurt revolves around shipping.

All of the ships are fictional. Being canon doesn’t actually negate the fact that the ship isn’t real. 

No ship, or any aspect of a fictional universe, is important enough to treat another real life human being badly. 

It’s not that serious.

“No ship, or any aspect of a fictional universe, is important enough to treat another real life human being badly.” I’ve had the misfortune of encountering some people who really, really, really need this drilling into their skulls.

“No ship, or any aspect of a fictional universe, is important enough to treat another real life human being badly.”

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