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ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ. ᴋᴘᴏᴘ/Cpop ᴇɴᴛʜᴜsɪᴀsᴛ. ᴏᴛᴀᴋᴜ.  ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛs: closed. 18+
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10 REASONS ✶ 김규빈 KIM GYUVIN

₊· ͟͟͞➳ 10 reasons to get him to hate her, 10 reasons to get her to love him. You’ve always known Kim Gyuvin had a crush on you, it was a known fact throughout the school due to his outgoing personality. Once senior year hit, you realized how much Gyuvin was starting to ruin your chances with other guys so you decided to make a list on ways to make him hate you while Gyuvin did the complete opposite.

━━━━ What happens when you start falling for Gyuvin after all the years of rejecting him ..?

GENRECLASSMATES to LOVERS, fluff, high school au, social media au with a lot of writing

━━━ PAIRING ✶ kim gyuvin x f!reader

WARNINGS ✶ profanity (cursing), my humor, kys jokes, yn is kinda mean, hanbin is your twin brother (pretend that he’s an 04…) zoa of weeekly as yn! .. tba

NOTE ✶ THIS IS ALL FICTIONAL. feel free to send ASKs to talk about this smau with me! i love answering them :)

STATUS ✶ ongoing! TAGLIST is OPEN!

NOTICEplease DO NOT spam like, it will shadowban me!

CHARACTERSEUMPPAPPA CLAN | FIND YN A MAN

₊· ͟͟͞➳ MARKED CLUE 000hanbin has a TWIN?

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━━━ PAGE TWO ✶

━━━ PAGE THREE ✶

✶ LATRII | 2O23. do not copy or plagiarize any of my work.

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F*CK THE PLAN — YANG JUNGWON

SYNOPSIS. the plan was to have the perfect boyfriend, graduate college with the highest grades, and make the best memories with your friends. that was the plan. nowhere did the plan state anything about yang jungwon and his annoying ass. so why is he deciding to barge into your life now, ruining everything you took so long to plan out? oh that is it! you don't exactly know when/how this whole conflict between you and jungwon started, but it for sure wasn't ending any time soon. if he wants to ruin your life, then you'll just have to return the favour. GAME ON!!

PAIRING. non idol!jungwon x fem!reader (ft. enhypen, wonyoung from ive, yunjin from lesserafim, eric from the boyz, gyuvin from zb1, and isa from stayc)

GENRE/AU. smau & written, fluff, angst, crack, college au, enemies to friends to lovers, academic rivals kinda, slowburn

WARNINGS. swearing obvs, kys/kms jokes, friendly bullying, suggestive humour, random timestamps, my attempts at being funny (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠), so much delusions and down bad people, more to be added...

STATUS. ongoing (updates are usually every other day)

SIDENOTE. this was created bcz of impulsive decisions so yeah, also this is my first time writing a smau so beware. btw my jokes and shit is like so broken so i'm sorry if the humour is lame 😭😭 i tried my best. very proud to say that i made the banner hehe 🤭 also, this smau is all for fictional purposes!! besides all of that, i hope you all enjoy reading this <33

PROFILES !!
CHAPTERS !!

03. forever my mt. everest

04. definition of stupid

05. OMG FRIENDSHIP ARC?!!

06. hey siri.. why is my life a mess?

07. megamind wannabe

more to be added...

TAGLIST. OPEN (send in an ask or comment to be added)

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𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐥𝐬: 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬

2023 | 18+ | SERIES | ENHYPEN OT6 × READER

SUMMARY with the absolute order from the highest celestials, six high ranking angels were sent to capture and condemn you—an exceedingly sinful and overpowering succubus to the holy tower for eternity. Capturing you might not be so difficult with them outnumbering you, but the question is; would they be able to keep ignoring your irresistible charms while staying firm to their principles, abiding by the rules, and reciting their prayers forever?
GENRE angels and demons au, romance, reverse harem, angst, fluff, smut
WARNING this is mostly very adult content with all those extremely seductive words and stuff, that's why it's OT6. Don't bite me for making another series lol, or adding Jungwon—those who aren't my followers shall take a look of my masterlist first before assuming anything, just saying 😊 and even tho i alrd have alot of story ideas for this in a span of an hour 🗿 I will still have to edit them alot. taglist are open! 」
💿 TEASER ONE
💿 TEASER TWO
𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟏: -
𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟐: -
𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟑: -
𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟒: -
𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟓: -
𝐄𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐝𝐞 𝟔: -

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7 with Seungyoun pls!

here it is! again, this was one that I struggled a bit with, mainly because I don’t know why I chose to even include this prompt (rip lol) but I think I got it in the end, so I hope you enjoy it~

[3:45 p.m.] seungyoun and you were sitting in your living room. he was scrolling through his phone and you were on your laptop, browsing through the internet when you came across something interesting. a video titled “bet you can’t”. it’s a video filled with things the average person cannot do, it seems like. “seungyoun, let’s do this,” hearing your voice, seungyoun looks up and blinks, “what is that?” you flip your laptop around and show him your screen, and what seems like a lightbulb in his head goes off, and you guys watch the video together. the people are attempting to do things like lick their elbows, hum while pinching their noses and interestingly, trying to drink soda with two straws, with one of the straws is outside the bottle. “sounds fun, let’s try it out! and anyway, it’s not like we have anything better to do.” seungyoun smiles a toothy grin and you both roam around the house to find the things that would be needed for the challenges. once you have everything ready, seungyoun got a notepad and sectioned off your name and his. “what’s that for?” seungyoun chortled, “if this is a challenge, there has to be a winner, in the end, right?” scoffing playfully, you squinted and said, “is that a challenge?” when he winked in response, you nodded, and declared, “bring it, cho.”

the first few challenges went by in a breeze, with no success from either one of you, until it came to blowing a wad of paper into a bottle; seungyoun got that one. you won catching a dollar from its midpoint. the challenges kept going and you both were tied. when it came to the last challenge… to eat six saltines consecutively without drinking water. at this point, you both were a laughing mess. you had your saltines ready and you sat in front of each other. “you ready?” seungyoun asked, a smile already on his face. “let’s go.” you said and began eating the saltines. by the time your fifth one came around, you couldn’t do it anymore. “screw it, seungyoun, you win. I need water!” you ran to your kitchen and grabbed a bottled water from your refrigerator. you had water and it felt like heaven, at that point. you sighed in relief and in the other room you hear seungyoun cheer in victory then his footsteps begin to sound clearer. he grabs your water and drinks some. “so I won, what’s my prize?” seungyoun grins from ear to ear. “what do you want?” seungyoun pretends to think long and hard, then reaches you and yanks you to him, and you let a yelp out in shock, and he leans in.

“you,” he whispers, breath fanning your face and he kisses you, filled with love and emotion. you reciprocate the kiss, cupping his face with both hands then eventually maneuvering your arms so that they’re interlocked around his neck. seungyoun’s hands are holding your waist, as if you’re a doll made from china, and pushed you up gently against a wall. for some time, the languid movements between the two of you filled your hearts, and finally you two broke apart. seungyoun and you leaned your foreheads against each other and you had your eyes closed, soaking in this beautiful exchange when you hear seungyoun’s soft voice, “hey.” you open your eyes and find him looking at you like you’re the world’s most precious creation. “yeah?” smiling wide, seungyoun says, “I love you.” giggling, you peck him on the lips once more before asserting, “I love you more.” you saw a flicker of passion in his eyes as he leaned in once more, whispering, “is that a challenge?” before capturing your lips once more.

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7 with Seungyoun pls!

here it is! again, this was one that I struggled a bit with, mainly because I don’t know why I chose to even include this prompt (rip lol) but I think I got it in the end, so I hope you enjoy it~

[3:45 p.m.] seungyoun and you were sitting in your living room. he was scrolling through his phone and you were on your laptop, browsing through the internet when you came across something interesting. a video titled “bet you can’t”. it’s a video filled with things the average person cannot do, it seems like. “seungyoun, let’s do this,” hearing your voice, seungyoun looks up and blinks, “what is that?” you flip your laptop around and show him your screen, and what seems like a lightbulb in his head goes off, and you guys watch the video together. the people are attempting to do things like lick their elbows, hum while pinching their noses and interestingly, trying to drink soda with two straws, with one of the straws is outside the bottle. “sounds fun, let’s try it out! and anyway, it’s not like we have anything better to do.” seungyoun smiles a toothy grin and you both roam around the house to find the things that would be needed for the challenges. once you have everything ready, seungyoun got a notepad and sectioned off your name and his. “what’s that for?” seungyoun chortled, “if this is a challenge, there has to be a winner, in the end, right?” scoffing playfully, you squinted and said, “is that a challenge?” when he winked in response, you nodded, and declared, “bring it, cho.”

the first few challenges went by in a breeze, with no success from either one of you, until it came to blowing a wad of paper into a bottle; seungyoun got that one. you won catching a dollar from its midpoint. the challenges kept going and you both were tied. when it came to the last challenge… to eat six saltines consecutively without drinking water. at this point, you both were a laughing mess. you had your saltines ready and you sat in front of each other. “you ready?” seungyoun asked, a smile already on his face. “let’s go.” you said and began eating the saltines. by the time your fifth one came around, you couldn’t do it anymore. “screw it, seungyoun, you win. I need water!” you ran to your kitchen and grabbed a bottled water from your refrigerator. you had water and it felt like heaven, at that point. you sighed in relief and in the other room you hear seungyoun cheer in victory then his footsteps begin to sound clearer. he grabs your water and drinks some. “so I won, what’s my prize?” seungyoun grins from ear to ear. “what do you want?” seungyoun pretends to think long and hard, then reaches you and yanks you to him, and you let a yelp out in shock, and he leans in.

“you,” he whispers, breath fanning your face and he kisses you, filled with love and emotion. you reciprocate the kiss, cupping his face with both hands then eventually maneuvering your arms so that they’re interlocked around his neck. seungyoun’s hands are holding your waist, as if you’re a doll made from china, and pushed you up gently against a wall. for some time, the languid movements between the two of you filled your hearts, and finally you two broke apart. seungyoun and you leaned your foreheads against each other and you had your eyes closed, soaking in this beautiful exchange when you hear seungyoun’s soft voice, “hey.” you open your eyes and find him looking at you like you’re the world’s most precious creation. “yeah?” smiling wide, seungyoun says, “I love you.” giggling, you peck him on the lips once more before asserting, “I love you more.” you saw a flicker of passion in his eyes as he leaned in once more, whispering, “is that a challenge?” before capturing your lips once more.

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strike three  ⚾

“sometimes, you find love where you’d least expect it.” 

☽ baseball team captain!jinhyuck x softball team captain!reader

☽ college!au    

☽ ft. up10tion’s jinhyuck, uniq’s seungyoun, up10tion’s wooseok and most likely other produce x 101 contestants aswell

☽ also kim jiyeon, cho sojung and kim hyunjung of wjsn just to have a face to those names, but if you want to imagine your own people go ahead because this is mainly a produce x 101 fic

☽ fluff and bits of angst, possibly more mature content but only following a warning

☽ second person view, female reader who goes by your name (y/n) 

☽ word count  : 1.4k 

☽ finished at 2019-07-15, 1:00 am 

☽ a/n : sorry for writing it as jinhyuCK instead of jinhyuK… consider this my fight back against the weird romanization of the korean language! but hey here’s the first chapter, i hope you enjoy!

Chapter one 

↬ You were not someone who longed for love. You could watch couples in the campus café and you think that you were happy for them - nothing more. It wasn’t something that you thought about daily, the need to fall in love or get a partner, unlike some of your other friends. You would always joke that your best friend Sojung was a hallway major, always strolling around the hallways talking to boys instead of actually being in the classrooms and listening to the teachers. You, however, studied as a real student would; but after school hours, all your time was spent working out or practicing. 

You were the greatest pitcher in your softball team, and that hadn’t exactly come easily. You had put down a great amount of practice in your younger years to get a scholarship in this college, which was the best one in all of Korea when it came to softball and baseball. But that wasn’t the final goal, only a pit stop on the way. You wanted to become one of the very best and play in the biggest leagues, and this education really helped you on your way. But in order to not lose your scholarship and get sent back to your hometown, you also needed to stay focused in class. Your coaches and teachers had made it very clear to you that they would not keep anyone in school who was failing the classes. Somewhere along the way, you had also become the team captain, thanks to your happy and positive nature that dragged your teammates forwards at every game against other schools. As a team captain, you have a great responsibility and can not slack around to expect everyone else to do hard work, just because you radiate good vibes - you need to be the one who practices the hardest and the most often, and motivates everyone else to do the same. 

So even if you had been wishing for love, there wouldn’t be time. You had to stay focused every minute in school so that you wouldn’t need to study overtime, and as soon as classes ended you made it to practice. And the little free time you had? It was needed to recover and rest your body so you could continue improving and grow even stronger. 

You had many friends who understood your situation. A lot of the girls in your team had similar positions, being on scholarships and needing to focus both in class and on field, but they were all very well aware that you were overworking yourself. Even the boys in the baseball team weren’t working as hard as you. But maybe they weren’t aiming as high as you either. 

There was one boy though who was very similar to you in terms of hard work. His name was Lee Jinhyuck; the baseball team’s captain and also their strongest batter. He was known to be one of the most popular boys on campus, as talent often brought fame - along with something else he had a lot of; good looks. 

Though this was something that might be changing in the future. Not his good looks, that is, but his fame and his status in the team. At least according to your friend Seungyoun, who was a baseman in the baseball team. 

The two of you were chatting a bit as you had just finished your practice, and he was about to begin his. “Well, he’s losing his status. You know Wooseok, right?” he asked and leaned his arm on the wall next to him in the corridor you two were currently talking in. You nodded at him and he continued talking. “He’s dating the coach’s daughter…” 

You couldn’t help but let your mouth hang agape. “Really? That’s insane…” 

“She’s a freshman, aswell…” You chuckled. That meant she was three years younger than you, as you were in your last year in school, a senior. “Word has it that he’s only doing it because he thinks the coach will see him as the best batter. And you know who’s got that position right now…” 

“Jinhyuck.” You were friends with a couple of the boys in the team, including Jinhyuck, though you weren’t really close to any of them except for Seungyoun. But he enjoyed gossiping, so you were aware of almost all the small in intrigues and things going on in the team. It felt almost like you were in fact friends with them, as you knew everything from what their personalities were like and what things they’ve said about their girlfriends. 

“Apparently it’s a cool thing to have a girlfriend, and it’s a cool thing to be picked by the coach. And, well, Jinhyuck hasn’t had a girlfriend ever since Siyeon…” Seungyoun muttered, really stressing the name of Jinhyuck’s latest girlfriend as they didn’t exactly end… well. You nodded and he checked his watch. “Oh, two minutes until I need to go. Let’s talk quicker.” 

You chuckled again. “I don’t really see the problem though. Why doesn’t he just get another girlfriend? Is that so hard?” 

“Well spoken from a person who hasn’t had a real lover in like… ever?” You stuck out your tongue at him. “But honestly though, don’t you know what she said about him? She thought he was too lazy and never wanted to spend any time doing anything other than like, cuddle. So he apparently isn’t really boyfriend material.” 

“Oh, is that so?” He nodded and you thought about it for a moment. From what you had noticed of Jinhyuck, he wasn’t someone who struck you as a lazy type. And he wasn’t someone who struck you as the do-not-date-type either. Nor the not-boyfriend-material-type. He was handsome, had a sweet personality, was fit and was really talented, so you didn’t really understand the fuzz. But again, you hadn’t been in a serious relationship that lasted for more than a few weeks since… You couldn’t even remember when. Did you lack that part that made you understand the dateability of boys since you hadn’t been interested, and since it hadn’t been one of your priorities? 

“Hey,” Seungyoun interrupted your thoughts. “aren’t you going to sign up for prom queen? Apparently the prom committee needs the applicants pretty early so that they can prepare for the voting.” 

You sighed. Becoming prom queen had been one of your biggest wishes, non-sport wishes, ever since you had been really young - well, isn’t it everyone’s? Standing on the stage in front of all your schoolmates, all the people who have voted for you, and accepting the crown, looking over at the person who’s just been crowned king- and right. There’s that problem again. The king. “Well, this year, they changed the rules. You’re only allowed to compete as couples. So first of all, I would need a partner-” 

“Already screwed.” You huffed and acted mad, pushing his shoulder lightly. “Okay, okay, go on.” 

“And second of all, you’d need to be a popular couple in order for people to actually vote for you. So we’ll see how it goes.” 

“I believe in you! You’ll just have to-” 

Cho Seungyoun! Get your ass on field right this instant, you’re already late!” his coach yelled at him, and he quickly put on his helmet and waved goodbye to you before running away towards the field. You laughed at him as you could see his face redden up as he got scolded by the coach in front of all his teammates. 

You stood in your place for a while, leaning against the wall and thinking about all you had discussed with Seungyoun. Wooseok dating the coach’s daughter just to get an advantage while playing; your failed hopes at becoming prom queen in my last year of college; and Jinhyuck, who apparently is falling in the boys’ hierarchy. 

As you were standing there, lost in thought, suddenly Jinhyuck came off the court and into the hallway you were standing in. He waved at you and gave you a sweet smile, which you answered with a quick “hi”, before heading straight into the dressing room. 

And that’s when it hit you. You came up with a plan. A plan that could help both of you. 

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"I stand in front of you, the person I call my sun, only to be told I'm merely a candle, illuminating your vast ocean of light. I am nothing to you. I am no one to you. Yet, I call you my everything. Yet, I will always call you my everything. "

— me to my many biases.

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The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

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whoever has been editing qing chun you ni’s wikipedia page, yall need to chill (but yeah whatta mood).

👏👏👏 Appreciate whoever made these amazingly necessary changes

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zoyalai fairytale au

  • i know i said i was going on a break but this idea had me by the neck!!
  • prince nikolai of ravka is finally of age to marry, and all of his advisors are suggesting eligible woman after eligible woman.
  • but nikolai is like fuck this,, i just want to be a pirate.
  • plus there’s something so distinctly unromantic about choosing who he wants to be with based on their name and a short description.
  • the very last princess, however, captures his attention
  • princess zoya has apparently been trapped in a tower for years now, guarded by a fearsome dragon. his advisors warn him against her, as getting to her in the first place would be A) time consuming, and B) very risky.
  • excellent.
  • “I’LL DO IT,” he announces.
  • “do what?” his advisors ask warily.
  • “RESCUE THE PRINCESS.”
  • “that’s literally the exact opposite of what we told you to do.”
  • and with that statement of complete approval, nikolai sets out to go fight a dragon, help someone who needs it, and hopefully evade marriage for as long as he can.
  • he picks up a rando along the way, some scientist named david who seems to have been born without a sense of humour.
  • “can’t believe i’ve got to be my own wise-cracking sidekick” nikolai mutters to himself after the umpteenth joke that completely goes over david’s head. oh well. things could be worse!
  • and then, as is the natural tendency of things, they get worse
  • the tower is partially crumbled, with only a solitary bedchamber to be seen in the distance. along with the obvious structural defects and poor utilisation of space, the property is also seriously devalued by the giant blue dragon just chilling near the door.
  • once he’s done being scared witless, nikolai has to admit that there’s something ferociously beautiful about the dragon.
  • david opts to stay behind and “be on the lookout”.
  • “for what?” nikolai asks in disbelief.
  • “other dragons,” david says vaguely.
  • if he was more prone to theatrics, nikolai would have thrown his hands in the air in frustration.
  • what the hell, he may die soon. he throws his hands in the air in frustration.
  • “is this that new dance people are talking about?”
  • nikolai stalks off.
  • “DRAGON,” he says by way of greeting.
  • “fool,” the dragon rumbles. not a great start, but at least he isn’t nikol-fried.
  • “I HAVE COME TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS,”
  • “good for you.”
  • neither speaks for a while.
  • “is this the end of the conversation? do we fight now?” he ventures.
  • the dragon bares its teeth in response.
  • nikolai makes a hasty retreat.
  • the new plan is to instead attack at night.
  • near midnight, the whole plain is pitch black, with only the faintest outline of the tower visible. perfect. the dragon is nowhere to be seen, which is less perfect, but that feels like a problem for future nikolai.
  • present nikolai scales the tower, hoping that the princess is impressed by his upper body strength.
  • when he hops in through the window, he runs straight into her
  • zoya has a sword in hand and unfortunately does not look impressed in the slightest.
  • she does, however, look devastatingly beautiful. and mildly murderous.
  • “who are you, and why are you in my bedroom?”
  • though he may not be able to vanquish dragons, nikolai definitely knows his way around a grand romantic speech.
  • “i’m Prince Nikolai of Ravka, and i have come to rescue you. but not to marry you!! you were just the furthest away and most inconvenient princess.”
  • she actually snorts. it’s very unladylike.
  • he’s kind of into it.
  • “i don’t need rescuing.”
  • “really? but this place… the architectural flaws….”
  • “i like it here,” she fixes him with a stare.
  • “okay, okay, fair enough. at least let me help you redecorate.”
  • this is purely a charitable impulse. it has nothing to do with how she may be the most gorgeous person he has ever seen in his entire life, and he owns a mirror, so that really means something.
  • she points the sword to his neck.
  • “if you try and take me from here, i’ll kill you.”
  • “we can start with wallpaper,” he says in response.
  • he gets david to bring paint, wallpaper, and the contents of medieval ikea.
  • slowly, the tower starts looking like a place that someone could live in.
  • slowly, he starts getting to know zoya better and she stops looking at him so suspiciously.
  • deciding he wants to spend more time with her happens fast.
  • as they work, she regales him with tales of other princes and princesses who have come to try and rescue her. most turned away after seeing the dragon. the rest she defeated in sword fight, and they left in shame.
  • “is this a rite of passage for royalty?” she wonders aloud.
  • “it makes for a good story,” he says, and then pauses and considers.
  • “but maybe the princess saving herself would be a better story.” he thinks he catches her smiling, but she flicks paint at him and turns away before he can be sure.
  • they’re nearly done with the lightning print wallpaper when she asks, all of a sudden, “what are you still doing here?”
  • “avoiding marriage.”  
  • “you don’t ever want to get married?”
  • “i don’t want to marry someone i don’t love, and princes aren’t really allowed to fall in love,” he says, even as he suspects that he may have already broken this rule. “we’re supposed to marry whoever is the richest and most convenient.”
  • “princesses aren’t really allowed to fall in love, either,” she says, like it’s a confession. “we’re supposed to marry whoever storms into our tower first, even if we’re only nine, and the prince is fifty.”
  • she busies herself after this, but nikolai remembers her saying that the dragon had only ever killed one person, and understands her a little better than he did before.
  • when they are, by anyone’s standard, done with their decorating, and when he is, by anyone’s standard, absolutely gone for her, nikolai reluctantly goes up to the tower one final time to say goodbye.
  • “i’m sorry for trying to storm your tower.”
  • “i’m sorry for trying to kill you.”
  • but he knows that neither of them are really sorry at all.
  • “if you ever decide to go on vacation, ravka is quite beautiful at all times of the year. we’ve even got some towers, so you’d feel at home.”
  • she smiles, loose and silly, and he thinks maybe he’d scale a hundred towers and fight all the dragons in the world to see it again.
  • “maybe i’ll come storm your castle.”
  • “i’d like that,” he says quietly. a complicated expression passes over zoya’s face, and then she passes him empty paint containers to take on his way out.
  • nikolai mopes all the way back to ravka, and for once is thankful that david isn’t prone to making jokes.
  • “wait, weren’t we supposed to bring the princess with us?” david asks as they reach os alta.
  • “she didn’t want to come with us.”
  • “so you made me carry all of that swedish furniture for nothing?”
  • “that wasn’t a romantic ploy.” he splutters. “it was just… doing a nice thing for someone.” david is unconvinced.
  • “zoya said she might come and visit,” nikolai says, more to himself than to david, and spends every single day after they get back waiting to see her walking through the gates of the castle.
  • after about a month, he starts to lose hope. she did seem very attached to that tower.
  • two months later, when he hears news of a giant blue dragon flying towards ravka, his first thought is that it’s coming to belatedly kill him for trying to storm the castle.
  • disturbingly, he’s just glad to see a reminder of the weirdest and most marvellous few weeks of his life.
  • the dragon disappears into a nearby forest, and the soldiers busy themselves with preparing a defence.
  • in the clamour, nikolai sneaks out to the forest.
  • as he’s walking around, wondering if it should really be this hard to find a dragon, he spots zoya in a clearing.  
  • her sword is out, and he feels a sudden sense of nostalgia.
  • “when you said you’d storm my castle, i didn’t think you meant it literally.”
  • “i had to return the favour,” she says.
  • “and also i had to….” she hesitates, and then kisses him.
  • it’s warm and wonderful and even if the dragon burns him alive in the next few seconds, he’d still feel as if he’d lived the best life that any man could.
  • what do you say when your most fragile fantasies, the ones you keep hidden in the dustiest corner of your mind for fear that if you think about them too much you’ll never think about anything else, come true?
  • “the swedish furniture worked.”
  • she glares at him.
  • “i’m rescuing myself,” she corrects.
  • “are you staying?” he’s never hoped for anything harder.
  • “if you’ll have me,” which is a completely ridiculous condition, because she’s only the most amazing person he’s ever met. the utter confusion shows on his face.
  • zoya sucks in a breath. it’s the first time he’s ever seen her look nervous. she gives him a wry smile and says, “here goes.”
  • and then she turns into THE dragon.
  • in hindsight,,,, nope. nopity nope. he was absolutely not expecting that at all.
  • she’s only her scaled scarily beautiful self for a few seconds before she transforms back to her normal scarily beautiful self.
  • “could you love me still?” she asks, her voice raw.
  • in lieu of an answer, he holds his hand out to her, and lets his fingers briefly become shadowy talons.
  • “could you love me still?” he echoes.
  • “at least i’m a pretty beast. which discount magician did you have to devour for your claws?” she queries as she takes his hand, with a smile so brilliant that it’s hard for him to be offended.
  • they get married in their alternate forms, though it takes them forever to find someone courageous enough to officiate.
  • finally, a girl named nina offers to do it, but she’s not quite normal either. there are rumours that she can control the dead.
  • it’s pretty on brand.
  • and after that?? well. even monsters deserve a happy ending.

*In Michael Scott's voice* I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!

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