I know sth stands for Sonic the hedgehog but I always read it as shut the hell

friend: how are you today?

me: im doing g--[remembers my friend is a rhythm game player and i should accommodate for that] perfect :-)

friend: :-)

if casey can’t beat a game she has her mom help .. also there’s gary say hi to gary

i locked in for this, AGENT 24 ART WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!

While I'm updating refs, heres one for Splatoon!Yuzu !

another win for princess peach girls worldwide

*breathing heavily* i like daisy’s new outfits a normal amount ……….

PIGTAIL DAISY ACQUIRED!!!

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate “doing something bad”

you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?

“people who make six figures shouldn’t be allowed to complain —“ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.

“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid

“boohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boy” idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one

TREAT ME KIND, I’L BLOOM FOREVER 🌸

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt have turned me on like it did but alas

@theshitpostcalligrapher I think I found one for you.

sweeeeeeet

ink: diamine oxblood

starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

additions

Hey late-20-somethings that are reblogging this from me feeling bad:

Please know that I reblogged this because I'm about 40 and I was laughing hysterically at this because of how much it is not true no matter how much it feels like it.

You're gonna be okay.

"I'm in my late 20s and I'm scared I've already peaked" just don't peak then, idiot. what do you mean like you're going to just stop trying to think harder and build taller and learn more and get luckier and read deeper and dress better and fuck weirder and run faster and draw crazier and smoke danker and dance bigger and steal better and stun everyone with your cunty charm and zeal because, what, you think those are the rules? get real. get up. you have another 50 years and you're not going to use them??? give them to me.