The chantry
Blithe Hollow college students crew: Helios, Lena, Mira, Wolf, Leo
There's always drama in this house. Helios and Lena have been beefing since elementary school. Wolf is constantly howling around the house and makes everyone lose aspiration points. Nobody likes Mira. Lena and Leo are at each other's throats ever since a cow mascot flirted with him once. Helios has absurdly high chemistry with both Wolf and Leo and they can't stop staring at him. A streaker is always getting hypothermia on the front lawn. This household is a powderkeg.
Carmilla is not made for childbirth. She's made to lay on a chaise longue and drink blood out of a golden goblet. She's only 87 years old, that's way too young for such responsibility! But she'll have to get used to Mira.
So, she's an aunt instead. Not a regular aunt - a COOL aunt. Who's letting the child call her by her first name and color coordinating her outfits with the toddler.
Jordan acquired a toddler.
Okay, maybe the kid is like, a little bit kidnapped. Humans have plenty of kids, they probably won't even notice that one's gone. Actually, if they didn't want the child taken, they should've had watched it more. It's his child now. Finders keepers.
He will teach her important things, like Mask of a Thousand Faces, or hacking government databases.
Time for Hazard to go work under his dormitor's yoke. Armand Von Rabenstein thankfully has both a soft spot for Hazard (he's distant family, after all) and a spare room in the chantry.
Hazard's beloved robotics bench was instantly banished to the backyard - the cleaning in this house is done entirely by magic or spectrals. The regent does not tolerate any infernal machinery around his house.