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i will main all the harbingers

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i can be your eyes , show you what is hard to find

you've been invited to the harbingers'... tea party?! perhaps they grew bored of the feasts. won't you join them, dear? they've been waiting quite a while for you...

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Accidentally sent the last one too early and imma cry myself to sleep 🤩 I wanted to ask if you could write about reader getting back on the segments on their biting habits? 🥹🥹😭

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Dottore and his segments being bitey was of no surprise to you. He had been doing it since you two entered a relationship and has literally never stopped, even when you whined over the times he did it a bit too hard. Of course, it was only natural that you felt like getting back on them from time to time! (Does it really work? Well... not really... but it's the effort that counts! You need to be assertive!)

Alpha is the easiest to get revenge on, seeing his lack of strength and tolerance compared to the others. Also, he's one of the segments who literally has no restraint when it comes to biting you right after Beta. You were the only person who he could feel comfortable around, so he never held back. So on one hand it's cute, but on the other hand, being randomly bitten when he wants a chew toy to focus is something else. Therefore, whenever you're fed up, you merely just bite some random part of his body as hard as you can while he yelps. It's satisfying.

Zeta, although not as bitey as his fellow segments, still isn't safe from your revenge. Although you do feel a bit bad - whenever he bites you, he's nowhere as harsh as the others (he's never drawn blood or left a mark once!) Rather, he prefers to gently chomp down on your soft flesh, gnawing on it, but it never hurts; it's definitely a one-of-a-kind love bite. Still, it doesn't stop you from sneaking up from behind and luring him into an embrace, only to bite down on his neck... softly this time, however, because this cutie doesn't deserve any horrors. Zeta momentarily pauses, briefly taking in the unfamiliar sensation before murmuring questioningly. He doesn't get an answer but rather gets silently accustomed to your small nibbles (and secretly loves them).

Omega, unlike the others, is far more refined with his biting habits. He doesn't mindlessly tear at you like Alpha or is as sweet as Zeta. No, everything he does is calculated, done in anticipation of getting a certain reaction out of you. He never goes straight in for a bite; he finds it amusing to lick and kiss your skin before sinking into your flesh. It's also the reason why sometimes you don't see his gleaming chompers coming for you - he's buttering you up before he reveals his true intentions! So obviously, you need to do the same thing! And oh, he'll never see it coming because your kisses are always so sweet and gentle, a perfect repose for the segment. When the time comes, you get Omega to relax in your arms, littering kisses down his neck to his shoulders before giving him your own signature bite. The slight stiffening from surprise is all you need to know that your little scheme worked, but just know the segment doesn't take kindly to that.

I think it should be known that i finished a whole 1 out of 31 flufftober fics already, the progress is HAPPENING.

Regardless, there's this other one i've been working on and wanted to finish before sharing it, but i am Lazy and wanted to show anyway. It's all over the place right now but the premise is basically Akademiya Dottore secretly having a fear of fire due to his childhood, but of course, he always hid it extremely well until Reader makes an actually big (camp)fire. And then some talking and gentle fluff ensues. It's also surprising for Reader to see him vulnerable like this, and also shows he can be scared of things unlike how other people paint him as a monster. :3

Something silly but cute I like to think about is how the Fatui agents would react to Dottore hardly caring about food and then suddenly requesting at least three meals a day from them out of nowhere.

The segments don't need to eat, and Dottore himself has modified his body to the point where he doesn't need to eat as much as a regular person does, and even so, he never asks the agents. But then, all of a sudden, the Lord Harbinger is requesting them to make something! Alright, first they think their Lord is simply feeling adventurous today, but then... he comes back. A segment in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening, even sometimes for a midnight snack! It's something that leaves them both baffled yet honored... though the Harbinger always scrutinizes their movements carefully the whole time... and takes a small bite of the meal before taking it away. Incredibly odd stuff, and yet the agents get a bit excited analyzing what kind of foods Dottore seems to fancy.

Little did they know that you finally woke up, and unlike your dear partners, you are still human and must eat... and of course, seeing as Dottore would accidentally poison you if he cooked, he must resort to other means. Even if it raises some eyebrows, he'll make sure you have proper sustenance no matter what! And even if you're too tired or sad, he'll feed you himself, gently wiping your mouth. The human body and mind cannot function properly without it, after all. For someone who skips meals as much as he does, he sure knows a lot...

(It probably seems a bit silly for a facility like his to have something like a kitchen and break rooms, but it's really just basic understanding that his employees are human and therefore need to eat or otherwise progress will slow to a halt. After all, maximizing efficiency is key... and he can't let his test subjects die of hunger either.)

PARIL FOOLS WITH WEBBY OR OMEGA PRETTY PLSSS AND THANK YOU

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To be honest, you had already tried to prank Omega quite a few times. You couldn't help but want to see that calm expression of his slip away even just a little bit! But unfortunately, his confidence came with ease, and he always managed to be unaffected by whatever you came up with, even turning it back on you - so cruel! But this time, you had a better plan. See, despite Omega's absolute composure, he was quite possessive of you - even if he never showed much sign of jealousy upfront, you could bet he was scoffing inside if someone else hogged you.

Therefore, the plan you had come up with was one you were sure would get under his skin a bit - saunter up to the scholar with a very obvious hickey (left by another confused but very willing segment) on your neck. It sounds a bit silly, but it was almost too funny how quickly Omega glanced from your neck back to your face as if nothing had happened, carrying on the conversation as if he didn't wish to cover that blemish with his own.

However, that wasn't the end of it. No, that was hardly a joke! But you had already anticipated and prepared for Omega's next move, of course. The segment, always being as smooth as he was, easily pulled you in closer, his lips pressed against your cheek - a simple starting point. He was obviously satisfied with this small win, having you in his grasps, all up until you suddenly you casually wiped his kiss off. It was silent for a few moments, and you were doing your best to remain neutral, and even though Omega's mask was still on, you imagined his singular eye gem was blinking red in confusion. Almost experimentally, he moved to kiss your lips instead, and boom - you wiped his kiss off once again with your sleeve. And then - the best part - you swore you heard a small huff from the scholar. Aww, was he mad he didn't get his way? That was so-

Before you could giggle, suddenly Omega spun you around to face him completely, hands gripping your shoulders with no intention of release. Something told you he didn't take very well to your teasing at his expense.

"Um... A-April Fools'...?"

Let's just say his idea of revenge isn't as nice as yours.

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if you were to ask zandik if you could snooze on his lap he'd probably roll his eye and throw some weak complaints your way, but ultimately he'd take a seat on the far end of the couch and unfurl the blanket strewn across the sofa's back to lay over you so you can sleep peacefully. how nice of him

i was sick for a whole week and i fear i unironically wished i could have spent it on zandik's lap don't look at me <//3 i am cringe but i am free.... i guess.........

Anonymous asked:

I LOVE UR DOTTORE FICS I JUST FELT LIKE ASKINGNxzmx.. Which clone is webtorre?!/!:):):):) like i know u have this list of the segments but which one of them is likely Webtorre? Like I get how Zeta might be the one but Zeta’s too cutesy in my opinion 😓😓🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻😓 or is Webtorre is a whole nother Segment that Reader hasn’t heard off because of his Trips and experimentations that are conducted in Monstadt?

IM GLAD U LIKE MY FICS !!! 🫂💕💕💕 FOR YOUR QUESTION BETA IS WEBBY!!! i tried to imply it by saying he's impatient and likes gadgets but yea 😭 i've made it more clear in other fics of mine, if you go through the masterlist or type in stuff like 'beta' 'webby' 'webttore' in the search bar you're sure to find more things :3

Anonymous asked:

SMOOCHES NOD KRAI MENTIONED RHE FATUI AHHHHHHH PLEASE DOTTORE COMEBACK I'M BEGGING

rah... RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not just Dottore but all the Harbingers, please come back (preferably sooner rather than later), i can only continue to make hcs for a certain time, i need CONCRETE INFO TO WORK WITH, MY BRAIN JUICE IS DRYING UP.

You accidentally call one of Dottore's segments 'Zandik' - a name that does not belong to him. He does not correct you.

The subject of the identity of Dottore's segments was a simple yet complicated matter at the same time. They were all Dottore - having been a past self of the man, they all held the spot of a Harbinger - sharing the responsibilities of the original, they were all scholars - proof that their desire for knowledge never faltered throughout the years, surely they should all be 'Zandik', too. As for the answer to that, it would appear to be an easy response, but the true answer was not something simple or appropriate to discuss.

When you first saw Alpha, the Akademiya segment that Dottore had plucked and created, you could immediately feel heat bloom throughout your body and your heart rate speed up. You would have nearly run toward him, toward the man you'd spent your time with four hundred years ago, were it not for the shoulder that brushed next to you. Turning your head, you were suddenly acutely aware that this was your Zandik now. But looking back at Alpha - not Zandik - had you feeling a bit unsettled.

And yet, despite the conflicted feeling pooling in your heart, you couldn't stay away from not-Zandik.

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Anonymous asked:

I'M BITING MY HANDS I NEED MORE ZANDIK AT THE ACADEMY.

I love the little zandik at the academy, I love webttore, I love the grown-up dottore with gray hair and a little wrinkles. Ohh I can't😣😣

I NEED THEM ALL.

Cooked up some more Akademiya Dottore hcs for you anon...

Whenever he wore the Akademiya's hat with his uniform, you'd always steal it and he'd get mad, but eventually he gave up and let you hog it. It's probably a little big on you and as revenge, he'd make fun of you for looking dumb. Same with his clothes, for some reason you'd wear his Akademiya uniform to sleep sometimes? Zandik doesn't understand but every time he tries to pull it off of you, he's been unsuccessful, so he'll just let you be a strange little human since it seems to be working for your productivity... Centuries later he's learned to deal with a few shirts going missing and then you returning them after a while because they 'lost his scent.' (He wears the same outfit anyway, no big deal).

Thanks to you, there were quite a few times the professors actually listened to him. Other peers pretty much never vouch or stand up for him so it does make them think a bit when a student such as yourself does do it so vehemently. Zandik says you don't need to waste your time on it since he doesn't really care what they think, but he did manage to get a few more research opportunities thanks to you. In the beginning, he was pretty much clueless on how to express some sort of gratitude since he couldn't force out the words 'thank you' for the life of him. It was very funny for you to watch.

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It may be baby fever (I shouldn't be having this I am turning TWENTY this year I don't need a CHILD 😭)

But like... Dottore holding baby. Hims with... tiny infant.

Or alternatively, Akademiya days where Zandik is working in the clinic and got an unexpectedly young patient - a baby. Cut to him just awkwardly standing there with a baby in his arms, just cradling it as his mind scrambles.

The supervisor had recommended him as a 'competent dastur-trainee' thus someone had dumped their child on him going: "Please help her—"

And he's just standing there, going:

"Wait, what—"

To no one's surprise, working in a clinic was not Zandik's first choice. He wasn't the most interested in medicine at this time, (at least not... this kind of medicine), and he'd much rather be sent out on expeditions instead. But of course, the Akademiya and their stupid policies always got in the way, making their students get a taste of things outside their Darshan. Though, as soon as you heard of this, you immediately signed up to join him. He wasn't sure if your company was a good or bad thing, considering how you teased him on the job. The work wasn't too hard, just boring if you asked him. You were always the one who comforted the patients though, that wasn't really his expertise, for obvious reasons.

However, the young scholar certainly wasn't expecting... this. It had happened before he had even processed it, the baby thrust into his arms before he could even open his mouth. Now obviously, kids and Zandik are just two things that didn't mix, he did not like them or like being around them, especially when it's a weeping baby. He's at a loss, a bit annoyed that this responsibility was just pushed onto him, and uneasy at the sensation, completely stiff and awkward. He was a smart man, but this... yeah, no.

"Oh Zandik, if you keep scowling like that, it's no wonder the poor kid is going to keep crying," you cooed from behind him. "Here, give me her." Without protest, he let you scoop the baby from his arms, soothingly rubbing her back as you took her somewhere quieter. Quite soon, you had the baby much more quieter. Needless to say, Zandik was impressed. These kinds of things took a talent and patience he simply didn't have. But then you smiled and nudged your lover, ushering the baby into his arms again.

"This is your patient, Zandik. You have to be the one to take care of her, no?" You couldn't help but giggle as he clicked his teeth, although it was much more bearable as the kid was more at ease now. And then for a moment, you took the time to burn the image into your mind, the baby snuggling right into his neck as he looked away, annoyed, despite the blush on his cheeks.

"Aww, don't be like that. You'd make a good father. I'd help you!" With a kiss on his cheek, you were off to find an actual doctor.

"... What?"

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The Odessey's plot simplified (and by extension Epic the Musical) is all about the lengths one man went through to reach his wife and make it home. Odysseus King of Ithaca (our main guy) has to leave his wife and son (Penelope and Telemachus) for war in Troy. He spends 10 years fighting. Then he and his crew try to make it home, but many gods and monsters stand in their way. Odysseus ends up sacrificing a lot to make it back. In total, he spent 20 years away from home. It is a happy ending with Odysseus reuniting with Penelope.

I would say this aligns with your portrayal of Dottore very well.

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OMG INSERT CAT CRY GIF?!!? I LOVE THAT!!! 😭💕💕💕 I'M JUST GLAD THEY HAD A HAPPY ENDING BC I WAS NERVOUS!! (ALSO YA I SEE UR POINT. except reader was the one who left and the blue man was the one who had to wait ages 💔)

i feel that your love for dottore only just got stronger and stronger in the time we haven’t interacted 😭 dottore here dottore there dottore everywhere 😨 /silly /lh

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DOTTORE OBSESSION!! ☺️☺️☺️ I PROMISE I'M COMPLETELY NORMAL!!! ☺️☺️

Anonymous asked:

Would it be too heavy of an angst to introduce the concept that on some very rare unfortunate occasions, sick!reader has flare ups so bad that they're literally inconsolable for a lengthy amount of time.

Every time these severe flare ups occur, all previous treatments dull in effect, it was like the illness is evolving right before Dottore's very eyes just to torment him and his lover. That despite all of the breakthroughs, it all inevitably comes crashing down back to the very beginning.

The flare ups are not at all peaceful. Not mere lethargy or pallor. During these episodes his lover is often wailing or at times, screeching. Blindly swiping at anyone that comes near, mind lost to agony. Alpha had been deeply scratched on his arms once when he had to sedate them.

During these periods, the only true method is to induce a medical coma until Dottore found a new alternative to ease their pain. Even still, putting his own spouse to sleep for an indefinite amount of time left a bitter tang on the back of his throat.

Despite all of Dottore's vast knowledge, there were still things he sought to understand, a process that he usually found thrilling. However, his thirst to understand the unknown dried up when it came to the complications of your illness - he didn't wish to wait, to create a dozen hypotheses and trials and experiments to develop the same unhelpful conclusions each time - he wished to have the answers in his hand immediately so you would finally stop suffering. But of course, wishing for something that wouldn't come true would be a waste of time, and in true Dottore fashion, he did not waste a moment doing so, and instead took the matter into his own hands as usual, putting all his efforts into helping you.

And yet there are times when even the wise doctor is rendered uncharacteristically helpless. Sure, there had been flare-ups before, but he was prepared enough to quell them over time. But this was different, and he could not predict or pinpoint a cause. Even when you tried to sleep to ignore the pain, it ended up being too difficult to fall asleep, or you were woken up all too quickly, being thrown right back into the sensation that felt like it was tearing your mind, body, and heart apart. It's extremely rare for Dottore to feel dread in the pit of his stomach, but whenever he sees you crying out like this, he does.

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