caught a trusted friend watching simpsons porn. called the bureau on him, they dragged him screaming into a van. I never saw him again

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

no.

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

dico and the red bucket

I miss dico

so excited for these three new emojis in particular

this you?

i cant believe Abraham Lincoln said this !!!

Right click -> save as -> ancient curse

this is so fire

tcc fucks stupid as hell how tf you miss the tcc dni in my intro

this just happened a second time today SHE LIKED MY INTRO POST IS SHE FUCKING DUMB

my beautiful wife vs my boyfriend who i hate