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From the makers of rats full of soup, I am pleased to bring you soup full of rat 🥫🐀

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The Forest Doesnt Forget

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Y/n, Hamzah and Martin go on a camping trip and y/n starts to notice hamzahs acting a bit different…

| warning: a little horror .

| a/n: This is my first time writing a horror fan fic… so if you have and suggestions or recommendations please let me know ! I hope you enjoy!

Part 1

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“we’re here!!” Martin says while he puts the car in park in front of an open lake.

“It’s spooky as hell out here…” y/n stays crossing her arms while sitting in the back seat

“It’s gonna be fine, meanwhile you just us to protect you,” Hamzah says in a giggly voice while reaching to the back seat to touch your knee.

Y/n jolts her knee to the right away from hamzahs touch and rolls her eyes

“Okay let’s get our stuff from the trunk and we can start heading into the forest.”

Y/n, Hamzah, and Martin all get out of the car and slam the car doors behind them

They unpack the trunk and grab all their belongings.

“ I think we’re ready to start heading into the forest…” Martin says in a deep spooky voice

“ Stop playing!” Y/n says slapping martins arms, Martin laughs and you guys start heading into the forest

It’s already the middle of the day so the sun is starting to fall, you guys find an area right by a lake and drop your bags down.

“okay I think this is good, I’m going to set up the tent You all can just unpack ok?” Hamzah says to y/n and Martin

Y/n and Hamzah both answer “Okay.” And start to unpack the snack bag and firewood.

Y/n notices something out of the corner of her eye swinging from a tree

She looks up to see something that looks like someone tied twigs together to make some sort of figure.

“what the fuck is that?” Y/n points up to the twig figure

Hamzah and Martin look up toward where y/n is pointing

“ I don’t know it’s probably just some twigs that’s caught on vines from the tree,” Hamzah says looking back at tent instructions.

“But why does it look like it’s supposed to be a figure or something? See-“

y/n points at the right side of the figure “That looks like it’s supposed to be an arm or something.”

“it’s probably nothing bro just ignore it you're just trying to scare yourself.”

Y/n looks away and starts rummaging through the snack bag, but you notice Martin still looking up at the twig figure in the tree.

Y/n looks towards him “You okay okay?”

Martin quickly looks at you

“yeah, I’m good.” Y/n squints in slight confusion but keeps rummaging through the snack bag and ends up finding a bag of ruffles.

“mmm can’t wait to eat these!”

*Time passes*

Hamzah has finally finished the tent and you guys all get in to make sure everything’s stable

At this point it is dark outside the only light is from the camp fire you guys started a few minutes ago.

“ I think the tent is fine, I’m going to go get the sleeping bags to put in here,” Y/n says as she crawls out the tent entrance

“Man it’s pretty spooky out here…” y/n says crossing her arms, eyes darting side to side.

Y/n grabs the big duffel bag with the sleeping bags in it y/n starts grabbing them out and placing them on the dirt beside the bag

*rustling starts up high in the tree above*

“What the fuck?” Y/n quickly looks up but all she sees is pure darkness.

“you good?”

“WHAT?” Y/n jolts and turns around

“ oh it’s just you Hamzah…” y/n says in relief

“ what’s wrong why do you seem so on edge? And why were you looking up at the sky…?” Hamzah questions and walks closer to y/n

“ no reason thought I heard something,” Y/n says and grabs the last two sleeping bags out of the duffel bag.

“Have you ever seen it before,” Hamzah says in a monotone voice

“excuse me?” Y/n looks back up from the duffel bag to see Hamzah gone.

“ what in the actual fuck is going on right now…”

Y/n quickly runs back to the tent holding the duffle bags

“hamzah why are you playing so much???” Y/n says to Hamzah irritably

“Y/n what are you talking about? You’ve been tripping this whole time we’ve been out here.” Hamzah says annoyed

“Right, you should have stayed home if you knew things like this scared your y/n,” Martin says scratching the back of his head

“I’m fine first of all and I’m just making sure you guys are not trying to prank me for a vlog or something.”

“Why would we be pranking you? We didn’t even bring cameras…” Hamzah says shaking his head in annoyance

“Whatever bruh,” Y/n says rolling her eyes and opening her sleeping bag.

“We should just all lay down and just chill maybe the forest is all getting to our heads.”

“ wait you're saying you're feeling odd too?” Y/n says questioning Martin

“no… I’m just saying we should all just head to bed.” Martin reply’s

“great.”

Y/n, Hamzah and Martin all fix their sleeping bags and lie down.

*Time passes*

Y/n wakes up from hearing rustling in the tent

“Oh my goodness, what are y’all doing-“

Hamzah…?

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The Forest Doesnt Forget

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Y/n, Hamzah and Martin go on a camping trip and y/n starts to notice hamzahs acting a bit different…

| warning: a little horror .

| a/n: This is my first time writing a horror fan fic… so if you have and suggestions or recommendations please let me know ! I hope you enjoy!

Part 1

┗━━━━━•❃°•°•°•°❃•━━━━━┛

“we’re here!!” Martin says while he puts the car in park in front of an open lake.

“It’s spooky as hell out here…” y/n stays crossing her arms while sitting in the back seat

“It’s gonna be fine, meanwhile you just us to protect you,” Hamzah says in a giggly voice while reaching to the back seat to touch your knee.

Y/n jolts her knee to the right away from hamzahs touch and rolls her eyes

“Okay let’s get our stuff from the trunk and we can start heading into the forest.”

Y/n, Hamzah, and Martin all get out of the car and slam the car doors behind them

They unpack the trunk and grab all their belongings.

“ I think we’re ready to start heading into the forest…” Martin says in a deep spooky voice

“ Stop playing!” Y/n says slapping martins arms, Martin laughs and you guys start heading into the forest

It’s already the middle of the day so the sun is starting to fall, you guys find an area right by a lake and drop your bags down.

“okay I think this is good, I’m going to set up the tent You all can just unpack ok?” Hamzah says to y/n and Martin

Y/n and Hamzah both answer “Okay.” And start to unpack the snack bag and firewood.

Y/n notices something out of the corner of her eye swinging from a tree

She looks up to see something that looks like someone tied twigs together to make some sort of figure.

“what the fuck is that?” Y/n points up to the twig figure

Hamzah and Martin look up toward where y/n is pointing

“ I don’t know it’s probably just some twigs that’s caught on vines from the tree,” Hamzah says looking back at tent instructions.

“But why does it look like it’s supposed to be a figure or something? See-“

y/n points at the right side of the figure “That looks like it’s supposed to be an arm or something.”

“it’s probably nothing bro just ignore it you're just trying to scare yourself.”

Y/n looks away and starts rummaging through the snack bag, but you notice Martin still looking up at the twig figure in the tree.

Y/n looks towards him “You okay okay?”

Martin quickly looks at you

“yeah, I’m good.” Y/n squints in slight confusion but keeps rummaging through the snack bag and ends up finding a bag of ruffles.

“mmm can’t wait to eat these!”

*Time passes*

Hamzah has finally finished the tent and you guys all get in to make sure everything’s stable

At this point it is dark outside the only light is from the camp fire you guys started a few minutes ago.

“ I think the tent is fine, I’m going to go get the sleeping bags to put in here,” Y/n says as she crawls out the tent entrance

“Man it’s pretty spooky out here…” y/n says crossing her arms, eyes darting side to side.

Y/n grabs the big duffel bag with the sleeping bags in it y/n starts grabbing them out and placing them on the dirt beside the bag

*rustling starts up high in the tree above*

“What the fuck?” Y/n quickly looks up but all she sees is pure darkness.

“you good?”

“WHAT?” Y/n jolts and turns around

“ oh it’s just you Hamzah…” y/n says in relief

“ what’s wrong why do you seem so on edge? And why were you looking up at the sky…?” Hamzah questions and walks closer to y/n

“ no reason thought I heard something,” Y/n says and grabs the last two sleeping bags out of the duffel bag.

“Have you ever seen it before,” Hamzah says in a monotone voice

“excuse me?” Y/n looks back up from the duffel bag to see Hamzah gone.

“ what in the actual fuck is going on right now…”

Y/n quickly runs back to the tent holding the duffle bags

“hamzah why are you playing so much???” Y/n says to Hamzah irritably

“Y/n what are you talking about? You’ve been tripping this whole time we’ve been out here.” Hamzah says annoyed

“Right, you should have stayed home if you knew things like this scared your y/n,” Martin says scratching the back of his head

“I’m fine first of all and I’m just making sure you guys are not trying to prank me for a vlog or something.”

“Why would we be pranking you? We didn’t even bring cameras…” Hamzah says shaking his head in annoyance

“Whatever bruh,” Y/n says rolling her eyes and opening her sleeping bag.

“We should just all lay down and just chill maybe the forest is all getting to our heads.”

“ wait you're saying you're feeling odd too?” Y/n says questioning Martin

“no… I’m just saying we should all just head to bed.” Martin reply’s

“great.”

Y/n, Hamzah and Martin all fix their sleeping bags and lie down.

*Time passes*

Y/n wakes up from hearing rustling in the tent

“Oh my goodness, what are y’all doing-“

Hamzah…?

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Hamzah NSFW Alphabet

A - aftercare

This man would not leave you uncared for after doing anything, so he’s on point with aftercare, getting you everything you want and need.

B - body part

On himself his favourite body part is his arms, mostly because of how many times you’ve expressed how much you love them, and because of how hard he worked to get in the shape he is now. His favourite body part on you has to be your lips, he’s always staring down at them especially when they’re coated in your fruity lip gloss.

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The Forest Doesnt Forget

.𖥔 ݁ ˖ Y/n, Hamzah and Martin go on a camping trip and y/n starts to notice hamzahs acting a bit different…

| warning: a little horror .

| a/n: This is my first time writing a horror fan fic… so if you have and suggestions or recommendations please let me know ! I hope you enjoy!

Part 1

┗━━━━━•❃°•°•°•°❃•━━━━━┛

“we’re here!!” Martin says while he puts the car in park in front of an open lake.

“It’s spooky as hell out here…” y/n stays crossing her arms while sitting in the back seat

“It’s gonna be fine, meanwhile you just us to protect you,” Hamzah says in a giggly voice while reaching to the back seat to touch your knee.

Y/n jolts her knee to the right away from hamzahs touch and rolls her eyes

“Okay let’s get our stuff from the trunk and we can start heading into the forest.”

Y/n, Hamzah, and Martin all get out of the car and slam the car doors behind them

They unpack the trunk and grab all their belongings.

“ I think we’re ready to start heading into the forest…” Martin says in a deep spooky voice

“ Stop playing!” Y/n says slapping martins arms, Martin laughs and you guys start heading into the forest

It’s already the middle of the day so the sun is starting to fall, you guys find an area right by a lake and drop your bags down.

“okay I think this is good, I’m going to set up the tent You all can just unpack ok?” Hamzah says to y/n and Martin

Y/n and Hamzah both answer “Okay.” And start to unpack the snack bag and firewood.

Y/n notices something out of the corner of her eye swinging from a tree

She looks up to see something that looks like someone tied twigs together to make some sort of figure.

“what the fuck is that?” Y/n points up to the twig figure

Hamzah and Martin look up toward where y/n is pointing

“ I don’t know it’s probably just some twigs that’s caught on vines from the tree,” Hamzah says looking back at tent instructions.

“But why does it look like it’s supposed to be a figure or something? See-“

y/n points at the right side of the figure “That looks like it’s supposed to be an arm or something.”

“it’s probably nothing bro just ignore it you're just trying to scare yourself.”

Y/n looks away and starts rummaging through the snack bag, but you notice Martin still looking up at the twig figure in the tree.

Y/n looks towards him “You okay okay?”

Martin quickly looks at you

“yeah, I’m good.” Y/n squints in slight confusion but keeps rummaging through the snack bag and ends up finding a bag of ruffles.

“mmm can’t wait to eat these!”

*Time passes*

Hamzah has finally finished the tent and you guys all get in to make sure everything’s stable

At this point it is dark outside the only light is from the camp fire you guys started a few minutes ago.

“ I think the tent is fine, I’m going to go get the sleeping bags to put in here,” Y/n says as she crawls out the tent entrance

“Man it’s pretty spooky out here…” y/n says crossing her arms, eyes darting side to side.

Y/n grabs the big duffel bag with the sleeping bags in it y/n starts grabbing them out and placing them on the dirt beside the bag

*rustling starts up high in the tree above*

“What the fuck?” Y/n quickly looks up but all she sees is pure darkness.

“you good?”

“WHAT?” Y/n jolts and turns around

“ oh it’s just you Hamzah…” y/n says in relief

“ what’s wrong why do you seem so on edge? And why were you looking up at the sky…?” Hamzah questions and walks closer to y/n

“ no reason thought I heard something,” Y/n says and grabs the last two sleeping bags out of the duffel bag.

“Have you ever seen it before,” Hamzah says in a monotone voice

“excuse me?” Y/n looks back up from the duffel bag to see Hamzah gone.

“ what in the actual fuck is going on right now…”

Y/n quickly runs back to the tent holding the duffle bags

“hamzah why are you playing so much???” Y/n says to Hamzah irritably

“Y/n what are you talking about? You’ve been tripping this whole time we’ve been out here.” Hamzah says annoyed

“Right, you should have stayed home if you knew things like this scared your y/n,” Martin says scratching the back of his head

“I’m fine first of all and I’m just making sure you guys are not trying to prank me for a vlog or something.”

“Why would we be pranking you? We didn’t even bring cameras…” Hamzah says shaking his head in annoyance

“Whatever bruh,” Y/n says rolling her eyes and opening her sleeping bag.

“We should just all lay down and just chill maybe the forest is all getting to our heads.”

“ wait you're saying you're feeling odd too?” Y/n says questioning Martin

“no… I’m just saying we should all just head to bed.” Martin reply’s

“great.”

Y/n, Hamzah and Martin all fix their sleeping bags and lie down.

*Time passes*

Y/n wakes up from hearing rustling in the tent

“Oh my goodness, what are y’all doing-“

Hamzah…?

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it pains me that the finale fucked up the show’s core thesis of the duality of mob mentality and group survival so bad by making shauna into a dictator-like figure in the end. the show has been asserting since season 1 that these girls are doing horrible things because the group demands it. the wilderness demands it, and the group is the wilderness, and there is no real difference— but then we get to the finale and shauna is commanding with fear and intimidation when all the others are against her and sure, it’s not out of character for her, but it’s out of character for the show

shauna being antler queen could have been such a natural progression of her character development in a really interesting way. her being antler queen was always meant to happen, but they went about it in the most boring way possible. she’s been resisting the wilderness the entire time despite being a physical representation of its wrath and hunger. why have her do a 180 and take that power by force when we could have seen her slowly accepting it and basking in it, encouraging the others to bask in it with her? why even have her need to take it by force when the girls have committed so many collective atrocities and liked it?

to be clear: none of how the show chose to portray shauna as antler queen in the finale surprises me. they’ve been building up to this since the beginning of the season, so, yeah. saw that coming. but it disappoints me. the writing in the past two seasons was so interesting and nuanced that this predictable, lazy progression of events makes the entire season stand out as the worst so far and recontextualizes the entire show in a negative light. shauna as antler queen doesn’t feel earned or satisfying, it feels like a letdown, like the ending we all knew was coming to a doomed plotline

nobody misunderstands shauna shipman as a character more than the yellowjackets writers themselves

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fall into a pit once shame on coach ben. fall into it twice... well. mari, u will forever be famous for being just a teenage girl. the realest one of them all.

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misty’s smirk in the pilot being from helping nat get away and get help with the transmitter, it explains her devotion as an adult but also their invisible tie they’ve always had since the beginning

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It's hard to watch this episode thinking how really yellowjackets writers love to kill women of colour then make another white character more important in the show. They really did it, it is really Melissa and if the show continues Hilary will take a bigger part of it. They really did it.

And fandom mostly doesn't want to discuss show's problem with racism, yeah.

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Mari's last words being smth adjacent to "oh fuck off" is literally the most mari thing ever. I am going to miss her so much.

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