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196 users should follow 196 users I think
Specifically me
Also ask me stuff
Now replace the “196 users” with “humans”
Baseball fucking slaps as a spectator sport because it is basically edging
Every swing a stroke, every hit a gentle kiss on the tip, the audience on the edge(lol, lmao) of their seats, inching ever closer to that sweet release on home base.
Also fouls are basically failed orgasms, counterparts to the homerun’s overwhelming ecstasy.
It’s impossible to doomscroll with an Eepy twink in your arms
Like, you just can’t.
Tensions in the Taiwan strait?
Don’t care, there’s an adorable boy breathing on my arm rn
Iran developing nukes?
Much less important than the pair of legs tangling with mine
Trump given immunity?
Boyfriend given little kisses :3
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THE CURRENT VERSION OF THE LAW IS NOT JUST ENDING CORRUPTION ITS VIOLATING CIVILIANS HUMAN RIGHTS HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY IT
IF THE LAW PASS THE LEGISLATORS COULD PUT ANY CIVILIAN TO JAIL FOR “DISRESPECTING” THEM WHICH FUN FACT HAVE ZERO ACTUAL DEFINITION
WE SAY NOTHING WHEN ASKED? CRIMINAL
WE SAY SOMETHING WHEN ASKED? NOT THE ANSWER THEY WANTED, CRIMINAL
WE PROTEST? SUCH DISRESPECT, CRIMINAL
DO YOU UNDERSTAND
Me when I ignore all legislative precedent and modify the contents of the bill so much it’s practically a different law one (1) day before the vote (all without actual negotiation between the parties btw)
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The love for nature leaving my body after spotting one (1) mosquito
You know those nasty little wastes of biomass are waking up again when the notifications look like this