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Arden

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“You are a wonderful creation. You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know.” - Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

About Me

Arden 19 He/they

Trans Panromantic Asexual

Obsessed with Marauders, Dead Poets Society, Grishaverse and Heartstopper

I kin Regulus Black, Kaz Brekker, Todd Anderson, Loki, both Charlie and Tori Spring, Chandler Bing and Viktor Hargreeves

Taylor Swift and David Bowie >>>

Also love Gracie Abrams, Noah Kahan, Chappell Roan, Hozier, Billie Eilish, Conan Gray, Jessie Murph, Queen and many more

Marauders fanfic writer, go check out my AO3

Don't be afraid to DM me or send an ask <3

Unbroken - Pandalily - @taylorswiftmicrofic - 302 words - AO3

Stretching, Pandora slowly returns to the land of the awake and pulls the warm body lying next to her closer. 

“Morning,” Lily mumbles. 

Pandora softly kisses her girlfriend. “Good morning.” 

“Sleep well?” she asks, concerned. 

Pandora furrows her brows, last night was the first in years her sleep was unbroken by nightmares. “I…slept through the night. No nightmares.” 

“Really? That’s great!” 

She shakes her head. “There’s something wrong, really wrong. I can feel it in my gut. But I don’t know what…” 

“Hey, there’s no point worrying about that now. If you are right about your dreams being visions, it’s too late to do anything now.” 

“I just wish I could have saved him. I still don’t know why I’ve dreamt of a boy drowning all these years.” 

“Do you know who he is yet?” she asks, gently caressing her arm. 

“No, it’s too dark and there’s too many bodies dragging him down to see properly.” 

Lily takes a deep breath. “Well, this is a rather depressing start to the day. What do you want for breakfast? I’ll make anything you want.” 

“Fried egg on toast, please.” 

Lily kisses her before sliding out of bed. Pandora slowly gets ready for the day, and her mood improves at the beautiful smell coming from the kitchen. She sits down at the table with today’s copy of the Daily Prophet. Reading the headline on the front page, she gasps, finally knowing who she’s dreamt of all these years. 

“Breakfast is served,” Lily smiles as she puts two plates on the table. Pandora looks up at her, eyes glassy. “What’s wrong?” 

“I know who he is,” she rasps, handing Lily the paper and running to the bathroom, sick to the stomach at the fact that she had a chance to save her best friend, yet couldn’t. 

Todd is always gentle with small creatures, and that very much includes insects, whenever he saw a spider making its web at some corner of the wall he would let it do its job, if it gets too troublesome he would gently pick it up with a piece of paper or a leaf and throw them outside. Todd is too familiar with how its like feeling small in the world. He knows how in the eyes of his parents his brother Jeffrey is a butterfly while he himself is a moth. He also showed kindness towards cockroaches as well, something Neil found surprising since he had a massive hatred for the brown leaf shaped insect, and he justifies his hatred for them with the fact that they carry diseases. In reality Neil enjoyed squashing the smaller defenseless creatures with his shoes, he felt no love for most insects, it made him feel powerful, the only exception for him were rats since rats bleed red when you cut them- just like humans do when cut. Living with Todd made him kinder towards small animals, even the ones he found ugly in his eyes, Neil realised that despite his desperate attempts of trying to not become like his tyrant father, he fails, especially in his cruel tendencies of killing insects because he is bigger and stronger than them. Perhaps his father enjoyed having power over him and making him feel small. He realises how this shows that he is not Neil but the son of Thomas Perry. He is glad to have Todd by his side to help him be more like himself, to appreciate the beauty of life in every form.

Xeno: Killed a spider and now I feel bad...  Peter: Give birth to a spider to make up for it.  Xeno: Peter: Xeno: Peter: ...Why did I say that.  Xeno: Why DID you say that?
Evan: Croissants: dropped  Pandora: Road: works ahead  Dorcas: BBQ sauce: on my titties  James: Shavacado: fre  Barty: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead  Regulus: Regulus: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you. 

Andromeda was her big sister’s lookalike. Everybody had always told her that apart from their hair colour and few details, Bellatrix and her were the same.

So the first time Nymphadora tried to transform into her mother and failed by a hair’s breadth, Andromeda burst into tears.

Her confused little girl couldn’t imagine it was the first time Andromeda had seen her sister in years.

how i see andromeda black

don’t let her running away fool you: andromeda black is not to be messed with

  • born on may 17th, 1953
  • pureblood
  • straight
  • slytherin prefect and head girl
  • patronus: lynx (ted’s is a basset hound but his changes to match hers when they fall in love)
  • middle sister of bellatrix (two years older) and narcissa (two years younger)
  • married to ted tonks and mother of nymphadora tonks (born in 1973)
  • her middle name is vega
  • best classes were astronomy and potions
  • shared a dorm with dolores umbridge (and HATED her)
  • met ted in second year when he spat at her shoes because she called him a mudblood. like her sisters, she taunted him relentlessly until fifth year, when he catches her sneaking around the restricted section of the library and gets into a duel with her. after they're both caught and docked house points, waiting together outside of dumbledore's office, andromeda compliments his wandwork and ted responds with grudging respect. after that, they develop a relationship, though ted never hesitates to challenge andy's bigoted beliefs and threatens to leave if she doesn’t change (andy likes the thrill of a challenge)
  • was betrothed to lucius malfoy since she was eleven
  • while bellatrix takes after their mother, andromeda takes after their father: she can be cruel and heartless, very calculating, with a wicked temper that flares up out of nowhere. (narcissa takes after bella and andy)
  • still holds an ingrained belief in the superiority of purebloods, but her retreat from the magical world is used to conceal this fact
  • she and ted make an unbreakable vow to marry at the end of seventh year, and so immediately following her graduation andy breaks the news to her parents and leaves
  • still has contact with pandora (the only one of her family who knows roughly where she is), as well as pandora's mum/andy's aunt, marie dubois (who lives in france with her young son felix)
  • has the typical silver eyes, dark hair, and strong features of her family
  • fluent in english, french, latin, and greek (like the rest of her family)
  • pretends she enjoys maintaining her little garden but actually hates it (has never been good with dirt and grime)
  • sirius has tried to reach out to her several times, but andromeda's never responded. to get any closer to sirius again would be to involve herself in that world again and she just cannot

songs for andromeda black: andromeda by weyes blood, i hate it here by taylor swift, hardline by julien baker

credit to cutegirlsart, fancast is keira knightley

for more andromeda black, check out my fic valkyrie!

“slytherin skittles is better” “the emeralds is better” “the pantheon is better”

actually just so you know barty materialised at the foot of my bed last night to tell me they didn’t name their friend group because that was for losers (and they were called the official marauders hate club, thank you very much)

hi uh this is just a psa

IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE IM ANTI-MAP IM ANTI-KINDERGENDER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS

PUT ME ON THE ANTI MASTERLISTS!!!!

IF YOURE A PEDOPHILE BLOCK ME!!!! IF YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE APOLOGIST BLOCK ME!!! IF YOU BELIEVE PEDOPHILES BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY BLOCK ME!!!!! IF YOU’RE A MINOR ATTRACTED PERSON OR WHATEVER BLOCK ME!!!!

BASICALLY IF YOU’RE AN ADULT WHO IS ATTRACTED TO MINORS AND/OR BELIEVE YOU BELONG ANYWHERE NEAR THE LBGT+ COMMUNITY SMACK THAT BLOCK BUTTON!!!! I DONT WANT YOU INTERACTING WITH ME OR MY POSTS!!!!!! BYE!!!!

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Bitch y’all better reblog or imma be blocking a fuckload of people as well.

Hello if you think pedophiles belong anywhere but prison or the ground I need you to leave.

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that-one-garbage-nerd

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:) if you’re a fucking pedophile unfollow me, trash

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