Better Than

this is your sign to start reading nonfiction books on topics that interest you so you can be grossly overeducated and make the people who hate you feel stupid

This is the funniest explanation for Boney M. anyone could ever have given, lmao.

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky

I just. my heart is so sad for Ukraine. If I have any Ukrainian followers reading this, I really hope you and your loved ones are safe and well and that everything is resolved with minimal bloodshed.

i wish i could tell someone the whole story of why i am the way i am.

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megalopolis

Outliving your parents creates a surreal role reversal where you eventually become older than the mental image you have of them in your mind.

Me: I should really get back into a healthy sleeping pattern

Also me: Proceeds to open Ao3 instead and read about the same two people falling in love 151738515163 different times until morning

me sleeping peacefully at night after i just spent the whole day reading and writing the most disgusting, vile smut about fictional men