Also German people live in America now-

True, but I don’t worry about that really. Lots of born americans have german ancestors and I don’t have a problem with that.

Gay marriage is also legalized. Wait do you even know what that word means--

I know what Gay marriage is. I wasn’t born yesterday, I was born 107 years ago.

Bruce, being the scientist he is, has just decided he’s going to clone me. I really don’t think that’s necessary but here I am, in his lab, with an IV in my arm.

Clone? That’s concerning.

Oh hey Buck.

Also I think it’s a fail safe thing. Everyone’s still dealing with grief and all that, plus he’s been around Thor quite a bit so I think his mind is a little scrambled.

Hmm makes sense in a grieving situation. I sincerely doubt it’s needed though.

Agreed, that…god is strange.

I don’t necessarily agree either, but here we are.

And hey, don’t get me wrong here. Thor is great, he’s just not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Nah, Thor’s smart as shit. He just also happens to be Really oblivious.

Well on the battle field I would agree but I once asked him if he could grab me a mug and he threw it at me to ‘hand it over’. Though that might just be an agardian custom? Or it was because I ate his last pop tart.

Both of what you said are sound possibilities 😂 I think I read something on Wiki about there being a custom in Asgard that when you like a beverage and ask for another round you smash the cup

I’ve seen him do that actually. He finished a glass of beer and threw it to the ground while screaming “Another!”. Tony lost his mind cause it was one of his whiskey glasses. It was actually very funny.

Y’all’s life would make an amazing sitcom

I personally think just Thor’s in general could be a sitcom. He walks around Earth like a lost puppy sometimes and it’s very very funny to see him interact with strangers.

Bruce, being the scientist he is, has just decided he’s going to clone me. I really don’t think that’s necessary but here I am, in his lab, with an IV in my arm.

Clone? That’s concerning.

Oh hey Buck.

Also I think it’s a fail safe thing. Everyone’s still dealing with grief and all that, plus he’s been around Thor quite a bit so I think his mind is a little scrambled.

Hmm makes sense in a grieving situation. I sincerely doubt it’s needed though.

Agreed, that…god is strange.

I don’t necessarily agree either, but here we are.

And hey, don’t get me wrong here. Thor is great, he’s just not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Nah, Thor’s smart as shit. He just also happens to be Really oblivious.

Well on the battle field I would agree but I once asked him if he could grab me a mug and he threw it at me to ‘hand it over’. Though that might just be an agardian custom? Or it was because I ate his last pop tart.

Both of what you said are sound possibilities 😂 I think I read something on Wiki about there being a custom in Asgard that when you like a beverage and ask for another round you smash the cup

I’ve seen him do that actually. He finished a glass of beer and threw it to the ground while screaming “Another!”. Tony lost his mind cause it was one of his whiskey glasses. It was actually very funny.

Bruce, being the scientist he is, has just decided he’s going to clone me. I really don’t think that’s necessary but here I am, in his lab, with an IV in my arm.

Clone? That’s concerning.

Oh hey Buck.

Also I think it’s a fail safe thing. Everyone’s still dealing with grief and all that, plus he’s been around Thor quite a bit so I think his mind is a little scrambled.

Hmm makes sense in a grieving situation. I sincerely doubt it’s needed though.

Agreed, that…god is strange.

I don’t necessarily agree either, but here we are.

And hey, don’t get me wrong here. Thor is great, he’s just not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Nah, Thor’s smart as shit. He just also happens to be Really oblivious.

Well on the battle field I would agree but I once asked him if he could grab me a mug and he threw it at me to ‘hand it over’. Though that might just be an agardian custom? Or it was because I ate his last pop tart.

Bruce, being the scientist he is, has just decided he’s going to clone me. I really don’t think that’s necessary but here I am, in his lab, with an IV in my arm.

Clone? That’s concerning.

Oh hey Buck.

Also I think it’s a fail safe thing. Everyone’s still dealing with grief and all that, plus he’s been around Thor quite a bit so I think his mind is a little scrambled.

Hmm makes sense in a grieving situation. I sincerely doubt it’s needed though.

Agreed, that…god is strange.

I don’t necessarily agree either, but here we are.

And hey, don’t get me wrong here. Thor is great, he’s just not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Bruce, being the scientist he is, has just decided he’s going to clone me. I really don’t think that’s necessary but here I am, in his lab, with an IV in my arm.

Clone? That’s concerning.

Oh hey Buck.

Also I think it’s a fail safe thing. Everyone’s still dealing with grief and all that, plus he’s been around Thor quite a bit so I think his mind is a little scrambled.

Bruce, being the scientist he is, has just decided he’s going to clone me. I really don’t think that’s necessary but here I am, in his lab, with an IV in my arm.

What. Hold on, WHAT?

I’m not entirely sure, I think he’s a little out of it. He did spend a lot of time with Thor recently, I love Thor don’t get me wrong, and we’re all dealing with grief. I think this is his fail safe or something.

An innumerable amount.

Huh. You know this would be funny if it wasn’t incredibly creepy in a weird way.

Mb. Have a potato. [A potato appeared in front of Steve]

Thank you.

No problem. Have some more. [The potato started doubling, a problem rapidly growing.]

He stares at the potato as it doubles and grabs a handful as he walks away

Out of sight out of mind.

An innumerable amount.

Huh. You know this would be funny if it wasn’t incredibly creepy in a weird way.

Mb. Have a potato. [A potato appeared in front of Steve]

Thank you.

An innumerable amount.

Huh. You know this would be funny if it wasn’t incredibly creepy in a weird way.