wormsandbones.com

Remember punching all those ogres on level? YEAH. We do too. On a pvp server no less (PS. if you’re that nelf rogue who nailed me twice before I called in the guild to trounce you, I hope you learned your lesson about picking on poor hapless trolls). Despite the fact we no longer have time to play we both loved the talbuk design, and had been looking for an excuse to make one for years. Our excuse? We had some time over the holidays! So as a thank-you to all our followers, customers, and supporters we’re giving this majestic beast away… no ogre-punching required.

The Specs: This guy stands roughly 13.5” tall, and is about 15.5” long from snout to tail tip. He’s completely hand made, from pattern to sculpts, hand painted & dyed to match our favorite of the talbuks (although he’s unarmored this time). He’s made using a series of ball and socket joints that give him a realistic range of movement, while being nice and sturdy so he won’t break down with re-positioning the way wire does. He can look majestic from a variety of different positions, from standing to trotting to lying down or sitting. He is an original, hand sculpted so he will not withstand being dropped and clunked around too much, fair warning! He’s meant to be enjoyed with care. No casts are being made, and there will not be another one… nor will we be offering them for sale at any point.

Earning Rep (ie. Entering): How do I enter?

You can enter up to three times: like, reblog, or fill out this simple google form with your email.

No give-away blogs please (we’ll be checking!). And of course, if you follow us that’d be pretty keen too.

We’ll be choosing a new home for this guy on Feb 22nd at 12pm, via random number generator. Once we have chosen a winner, we’ll contact you, get your info. and pop him in the post, at our expense. This give-away is open to anyone, worldwide.

Wait, Who the Hell Are You Again? Us? We’re a pair of artists who go by Worms and Bones respectively and specialize in the weird & wonderful… but mostly in art-doll & sculpture format. You can follow us here, or find us on facebook, DA or just keep an eye on our webpage, where you can find our shop.

We make everything from the cute to the creepy, and most points in between, and we’re sorta big on durability, since at least one of us is something of a klutz (Bones tripped over a painted line once. I wish I was kidding.). And you can always get in touch with us via email – wormsandbones@gmail.com

Disclaimers: Talbuks and their design are of course property of blizzard entertainment; we just freakin’ love ‘em so much we wanted to make one. This give-away is in no way affiliated with them, or tumblr.

Thanks again to all our followers, customers, supporters & well wishers!

Okay, this one is absolutely fantastic.

Active libido doesn’t negate asexuality. Pass it on. 

You can be asexual and masturbate. Pass it on.

You can be asexual and have/enjoy sex. Pass it on. 

Asexuality means you don’t experience sexual attraction. Pass it on.

Seriously, reblog the crap out of this because there is someone gatekeeping asexuality and upsetting aces who do have libido/masturbate/have sex. 

I am an Ace and I am not invisible.

Happy Asexuality Day, everyone!

For more information on Asexuality, you might want to check out AVEN: the Asexuality Visibility and Education Network (even though AVEN does have it’s fair share of problems, it is still a good first resource site if you are wondering about asexuality. It is always recommended to look in multiple places and form your own opinions!)

Remember! Tomorrow (8th May) is Ace Visibility Day!

Source: theasexualityblog.tumblr

What card will you be holding up?

Antithesis.

Comic strip by Kris Straub

oh shit that’s good

why do people act like u “come out” once. i have to make a decision with each new person i meet whether the pros outweigh the cons of letting them know……. it’s bullshit

The pug’s most feared predator is pizza. Upon sighting the pizza, the pug will show signs of distress. If the pug is brave enough, he or she will attack and eat the pizza.

 SHE WASN’T READY 

Wow. Hey OP, as one asexual to another, stop trying to dictate what asexuality means for the entire community. The definition of asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction. That’s it. Libido/desire for sex/enjoying sex/etc has no bearing on a person’s asexuality. I’m sorry my existence doesn’t make you feel “remotely safe” but how about you think how it feels to be told by other asexuals - people in your community that should be on your side - that you “aren’t actually asexual”. Get that toxic behaviour the fuck out of here.

i never said that people who want sex dont make me feel safe - but the fact that we can’t get a word for ourselves and no one seems to think it’s important, that ‘just because someone’s aro ace doesnt mean they might not want a relationship!’ is a thing that i dont feel the least bit safe with??? and that if that mentality gets out to the general public, then yet again i have to go find a new way to explain who i am easily to people that doesn’t end in them going ‘that’s silly and not real i bet you’re just playing hard to get’ and ignore my preferences and just push forward because tHAT IS WHAT PEOPLE WILL DO. having sex is the NORM and as soon as people find out that ‘not all asexuals don’t want sex’ then that will override the fufhdg safety of using it as a legitimate definition 

why do none of you understand this

if you don’t want sex you should be able to have a word to diffuse situations safely

and none of you think that’s important 

yall are all stop being toxic and ppl like me are just trying to find a way to be safe and non harassed and get through life without unwanted physical contact??? do you get or care what you’re taking away??? and in return you are giving zero solution to the problem???? i am seriously all fucking ears for some other word i can use

Just use the word asexual? (or “I’m not interested in sex/a sexual relationship”?)

I know it is by faaar the vast majority of asexuals that are not interested in sex, and I agree with you that when a person hears someone is asexual yes, they should assume that that person is not interested in a sexual relationship at all. (I would never dispute that, I’m just saying don’t invalidate part of the community’s experience, no matter how in the minority they are.) If someone is still bothering you after you’ve told them you’re ace, I’m sorry, that’s a situation that shouldn’t happen and none of us want and I’d wager that that person doesn't understand what asexuality is. I’m just asking you not to say “people who are “x” way shouldn’t be able to call themselves asexual”. It’s not up to you to police a person’s identity. We’re a pretty invisible and miss-understood part of the lgbt as is, we don’t need this crap amoungst ourselves as well.

tbh the fact that asexuals get ‘awareness’ and not ‘pride’ should immediately alert you to the severe degree of marginalization we face even and especially within the queer community 

i get really angry at people who say you can be asexual and still want/enjoy/desire sex

like

great ok you’re taking what i am and removing the meaning from it that is why i use it thank you very much now what the hell do…

well i guess aven can fuck off o - o im sorry but give us people who dont want to have sex peroid. a fucking goddamn way to identify ourselves where we don’t have to attach a bunch of asterisks on at the end to clarify who we are??? i dont want to have to list off a bunch of words to explain why i don’t want to have intercourse with people. asexual is the word that is understood by everyone as ‘not interested’

and if you think going around telling people that some asexuals want sex makes me feel remotely safe you have another thing coming! o u o

if you want you can reply to that ask im legit curious what your idea would be 

So we should just ignore AVEN, the only good resource we have for evidence, and listen to you? And just because it’s understood that way doesn’t mean it’s correct. Some people think asexual is a disease, shall we let them have that definition? If you don’t want to have sex, just say so. “I don’t want sex” there you go. Or say you’re celibate, or if you’re sex repulsed say that, or try to find another label ‘cause I’m sure there’s some out there. Your orientation is who you (in this case, do not) feel sexual attraction to. That’s it. Not who you will (or won’t) have sex with. Not if you want sex or not. Just like allosexual doesn’t mean you want sex. Some don’t like it, are repulsed by it, whatever.

Trying to make you feel safe? I just wanted to point out that your definition wasn’t accurate. Your trying to invalidate other asexuals just because they don’t have the same attitudes towards sex as you do.

Wow. Hey OP, as one asexual to another, stop trying to dictate what asexuality means for the entire community. The definition of asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction. That’s it. Libido/desire for sex/enjoying sex/etc has no bearing on a person’s asexuality. I’m sorry my existence doesn't make you feel “remotely safe” but how about you think how it feels to be told by other asexuals - people in your community that should be on your side - that you “aren't actually asexual”. Get that toxic behaviour the fuck out of here.

What if Skype for Game Boy. (DOWNLOAD)

HEY BONUS FACT YOU CAN ACTUALLY USE THIS AS YOUR SKYPE RINGTONE

Download HERE

if i used this as my skype ringtone i would never actually answer my calls though because i wouldn’t want to stop it

WHY IS THIS SO GOOD OMfG

THIS IS FUCKING CRESCENT FRESH OMG

“Particularly prone to serious procrastination problems are children who grew up with unusually high expectations placed on them…or else they exhibited exceptional talents early on, and thereafter “average” performances were met with concern and suspicion from parents and teachers.”

Holy SHIT

WELL THEN

Yep.

They actually tested me for a learning disability in high school because I was consistently failing math.

They discovered that I actually scored in the 80th percentile in that sort of learning.

Problem was, in every other subject, I was in the 99.8th percentile.

I had never learned how to study because I never needed to—and then, when something proved to be even the slightest bit challenging, my brain went

“LOL nope this is impossible abort”

Meanwhile, this entire time I’m scraping by in subjects like English. The assignments I did turn in, I’d score top marks—but I’d avoid turning in projects I didn’t think were “good” enough.

Essentially, my brain had two settings: “100%” or “0%”.

This sort of Baby Genius shit makes kids and adolescents neurotic and self-destructive.

My friend Sam’s redesigned Kalecgos and I KNOW you guys are gonna love it.  She’s brilliant:  https://www.artstation.com/artwork/kalecgos-aspect-of-magic-redesign 

wow!