he knew well enough

I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

Absolutely nothing worse than finding out that you share interests with someone you hate. Has you thinking things like fuck you I'm better at enjoying star wars than you are

all i do anymore is have a cut on my finger

any shit resonates with you people

i'm 23 today!! 💪

i will be happy to get a reblog as a birthday present c:

Ohhhh I get it! The days repeat each week!

eddie and chris are gonna return and buck is immediately going to make eddie drive him everywhere as his personal uber driver and verbally give him zero stars for being too sassy with a customer

Begging Chappell Roan to do an Ancient Greek lewk for the ultimate sapphic vibes😭

These designs are an idea l've had for a few months now but only just put onto paper 📝 Patron members can download the hi-res files and wallpapers, as well as see some of my initial sketches👀

I need someone to do a video essay-length deep dive into how 75% of the BG3 fandom fell so hard for Astarion's manipulative seductor act that they believe that's his actual personality. This man has to practice his lines and still fumbles them constantly. He flat-out says it's all a front because he believes his sex appeal is the only reason anyone would keep him around, which is tragic. When he drops the act, he becomes this kind of silly man rediscovering what it means to be himself, and what it means to both love and be loved. He says "I'm all pointy ears, love." while turning his head to show off those pointy ears. Let him be silly, let him be awkward! It's so much more authentic then him being a walking innuendo.

He has a mid charisma stat with a bonus for deception and rolled a nat 20 on all y'all.

I made this meme two years ago for this exact topic and I'm so happy I get to use it

Kenneth Choi as Howard "Howie"/"Chimney" Han 9-1-1, S08E12

Appreciate you, Buck.

↳ 7x01 // 7x10 // 8x12

#coquette #dollette #lana del rey #waif #female manipulator #2014 tumblr #aesthetic #heroin chic

It doesn’t look that exciting, but this linen is from the New Kingdom (ca. 1492–1473 B.C.)

Thinking about it for too long makes me feel absolutely insane.

The description on The Met includes the line ‘The cloth was repaired and laundered in ancient times’ and that also makes me feel light-headed.

It’s so beautiful and so simple and so so old

just for the maths: 3,515 - 3,496 years old

Australian vocabulary is interesting, because everything sounds goofy in a way that makes you feel like they don't take anything at all particularly seriously. Someone logs on tumblr in australia and makes a post like "damn my cousin got bing-a-bong babadook'd" and then there's seven posts arguing with OP about whether that's a normal expression or not, and while OP learns that nobody else anywhere else says that, everyone else learns that that's the australian term for when you're driving a lawn mower drunk as hell and accidentally run over a child.

why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.

People hating on Chappell for being from the Midwest and having conservative family is just so…how does this line of thinking help progressive causes lmao

There's actually a level beyond "thinks their kink is secretly universal and everyone who claims they're not into it is lying" where they acknowledge that some people don't swing that way, but conclude that these people are evil. I once had somebody insist to me that not having a piss kink is reactionary.

(Honestly, it was the choice of the word "reactionary" that most gave me pause. Like, exactly what pissless former status quo are these alleged reactionaries attempting to reconstruct?)