Baldwin saying "marry me be my wife" in Harley's voice OH I AM SO NORMAL I SWEAR

And the bit about Quinn BALDWIN PLEASE

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I am the only survivor on this post REBLOG FOR HAPPINESS IN LATE MARCH AND TO SURVIVE THE MARCH OF TIME!!!!

This machine kills AI

This is the most satisfying story I've read in a long time

The only way to log out is to beat the game. And if you die in the game you die for real.

So I’m… Revan now?

I am stuck in the Sims 4

THERE IS LITERALLY NO WAY TO BEAT THE GAME

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I’M TRAPPED IN HUNIEPOP

pokémon super mystery dungeon

._.

mgs…

Metal Gear Rising. … oh no

Cookie Run Kingdom.

…is there a way to beat that? It’s kinda just world-building, gambling simulator.

Fuck personality tests. Who comes to your mind when I say “Michael”

are the mlp horses the same size as actual horses because real horses are enormous and terrifying

so logically

you do know horses come in miniature version right

oh i see

et voíla

It’s called my LITTLE pony for a reason

ah yes

are we not going to talk about the dragon

Friendly reminder…

Added a couple size comparisons I found

damn, they werent kidding. these ponies are little

Best take yet.

aaa

WHAT'S THAT PUPPET BOY?

LET ME BLESS UR EYEBALLS WITH THIS MASTERPIECE-

reblog to make your blog smell like vanilla and lavender

the epidemic of grown adults playing tiktoks at full volume in public is rampant why are you acting like a 7 year old with their first ipad you have a mortgage

one guy was facetiming his sister, she was in Texas for work and I know this because they were yell-talking at each other. This went on for a few minutes so I got up, walked over and sat down in the chair next to him an asked if she was staying hygrated as I heard Texas can get really hot in the summer and that it looked like she has a bit of a sun burn.

The two of them were flabergasted. And the guy said "what are you doing???"

So I was like. "....well you included me in this call and I'm just worried about your sister."

He goes "Im having a PRIVATE conversation!"

So I goes "If it was private then how the hell do i know youre talking to your sister who is in texas on a business trip?"

Ultimately im not sure he really got the point but he lowered the volume because now he's worried about creeps like me listening to his conversations but at least he's behaving now even if he doesnt understand why

You're a hero, I hope you know that.

no

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.

Oh

How much does a box of paper weigh?

Oh …

I love how all these reblogs from ableds are like “boxes of paper are 20 pounds GOTCHA” as if every single person in a 60-person workplace needs to be able to lift a box of paper.

“What’s that, James? You tore your rotator cuff? Sorry, we have to let you go. What if the printer needed to be refilled and the other 200 people in this building were home sick? It just wouldn’t be fair.”

I deserve more intellectually challenging low-effort justifications for bigotry. Please try harder next time. 1/10.

hi! i’m a secretary with a lifelong congenital back issue that i had fixed via surgery.

the first thing i want to point out is that the box of paper that @bransrath​ posted is not the weight of the box. the 20 lb in that description is the paper weight, which is the amount of force a piece of paper can take before tearing. i know this because it’s described as copy paper, and copy paper is by default 20 lb weight. so posting that picture as a ‘gotcha’ in response to this post is ignorant at best and intentionally ableist at worst. in reality, that box probably weighs no more than 15 lbs. 

secondly, i have never had to actually pick up one of these boxes ever. and i have to deal with them a lot, given that i’m a secretary who, prior to the pandemic, was printing off 1000+ pages of booklets per week. i’ve never had to pick these up because you can literally just open them, grab a ream of paper, and take it to the printer to load it in. there’s no fucking reason why you would need the whole box. most places, like my office, also store them on or near the ground because they’re heavy, so what i do is a just drag the boxes to their designated corner until they need to be used. 

so “must be able to lift 20 lbs” is a tactic of discrimination, and there’s no excuse for it in office jobs like mine. i can’t actually lift more than 15 lbs and chances are, i’ll never be able to lift more than 20 lbs. i can still do all the duties of my secretary job, though, and it’s really easy to find work arounds for things like heavy boxes of paper. even i can, and my office literally employs 3 people including me. a weight limit is not a reason to deny someone a job. 

*checks how much that is in metric*

MOTHERFUCKER I WORK IN A FACTORY AND WE’RE EXPLICITLY TOLD AS A PART OF ORIENTATION AND WORK SAFETY TRAINING THAT “hey man if you ever need to lift something heavier than 10kg (about 22 pounds), you should get someone to help you“

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

The pencils breaking into smaller pencils

And why they treating word pencil like a slur. Reblog to scare ai losers away 🤭

PENCIL ALL THE WAY

PENCIL FOREVER

ITS BOTH! TRADITIONAL AND DIGITAL ART MAKERS! RISE!

It seems my Sky Boots post didn't do so well. FUCK all of you.

Thin fucking ice.